Buy your own damn weed!
I don't mind smoking people up when I have weed. In fact, I like getting people high. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside. What does bother me however is when I'm about to go leave and somebody that NEVER smokes me up asks me for a bowl and then makes me feel like a dick when I say no. I work hard for the money that I used to buy that weed and when I leave it's coming with me because that is where it belongs...it needs to travel with me onto my next adventure, whatever that may be. If you're so hard up for weed, go get a job instead of sitting on your ass all day complaining about how you don't have any money.
Yes, there is a highDEA in the midst of all this ranting lol.
highDEA: There should be a defense mechanism on every smokable piece that does not allow people to smoke out of it if they contribute nothing at all to society, like going to school, working, etc. Because it's those kind of people that give society the idea that all stoners are lazy and good for nothing.
its called tellin them they a mooch and if they gettin high it wont be off u. and if u feel bad whatever, it not ur problem, not ur responsibility to smoke emn up
JUST TELLIN IT LIKE IT IS
There is a defense mechanism, and if you call your mouth a smokable piece, then you won't even need your new idea. You can start by letting him know that he will need to buy the next bowl- start with trust. Then you can pester him over and over, as he does to you. Imitation is a good form of medicine because it shows that you do care for the person and also lets them know first hand how they truly are.
If that doesn't work I, personally, would leave the friend, though I can see you are in a different predicament. If I did have a sense of responsibility attached to his lowly body, I would then continue to find ways to making him contribute to society. Your friend seems to be a bit attached to weed, and I would assume that he would do a few things, with the right words, to achieve his high.
Or you could always grow a Johnson by saying no and then take his bullshit reasoning with a laugh and a smile.
we should get high me and you
yah man people like that piss me off i love geting people high but not whan all thay whant is to use me for weed
Wow, thats some nerve, asking someone to smoke you up. I know some mooches, but never that bad.
People ask you for bowls when youre leaving?!! thats unheard of, dont give those assholes any
word thats mad fucked up
and its like they're taking advantage of you because people are always mad generous when theyre high
My roomy us the worst! He'll get home from the bar, and stumble into my room to see if I am smoking. If I'm not he'll tell me about how awful his night was, and say he needs st smoke to make it better. The shitty part is he never has any! He just expects me to feel bad for him. News flash, I don't give a shit, buy your own green mooch! And that's what really grinds my gears!
i hate ur roomate. i dunno even know him but i hate him. lol
You are so right! Wow! Some people just ask for weed as though they are entitled to it for some reason. Please. Props on the great highdea!
something i dont mind, that i actually love, is burning people down for the first time. if theres a big group, like 5-8 people, yeah, i would want at least a couple people matching me up, but if its a smaller group of close friends 2-4 i wouldnt mind as much if no one could match me. my friends are poor bastards, so i burn them down when their down on their luck and they do the same with me. thats just with my best, closest friends though. anyone else, and i don't even say i have the green.
one time this douche of a co-worker i had was riding with me, and we had picked up a sack.
and on the way to drop him off, he starts bogarting me about giving him some of the stash that I PAID FOR, and had driven in my car to get, on account of he knew the dealer where we got it...to the point where he starts giving me shit, and calling me a lil bitch.
lil bitch this, and stingy bitch that.
well, needless to say i gave him a lil bit..
i drove off, and you know what...i did feel like a lil bitch.
never again. i was younger then, and nowadays, im not so eager to fucking please a lowlife that is plain and simply mooching off of others to give himself an undeserved good time.
moral of the story: YOUR WEED. YOUR MONEY. YOUR DECISION.
its no problem for me to tell someone to go fuck themselves about 'lending' them a joint or a even a bud,
cause its way to easy to be taken advantage of, all in the name of being a jolly generous stoner pal.
FUCK THAT.
leave being a jolly generous stoner to the times when your with true friends. the kinds who buy the beer, or the bottle, or the sack every now and then.
all other times, its looking out for numero uno;
and got dayum i ramble when im high!
Usually I'll smoke a bowl with whoever I got the weed from, just to show my appreciation for him selling me a bag lol
It pisses me off when I share my weed with someone and then if I ask them to return the favor they get mad about it.
id smoke a buddy out every time, blazed company is the best. who cares about money
i live in a dorm and i cant walk five feet without someone askin me to burn them down. not my scene man. i dont have a problem askin people to smoke with me just dont ask to smoke my weed if i dont invite you... mooches fuck that
It's not that I'm cheap and conservative with my marijuana lol I'll smoke with my friends and shit all the time. If I run out, not a big deal, I'll just get more. But the guy that asked me for a bowl isn't even my friend. He's never smoked me up ever. He's just a friend of one of my friends (i don't know if that makes sense, I'm really stoned) so I smoked him up, go to leave and he asks me for a bowl?! wtf is up with that.
Dude I was really high earlier and left a wicked long story as a comment and forgot about it and saw it and I'm way higher now and noticed how long and stupid it was so i edited it for everyones sake.. lol
But anyways, yeah I'd just stop smokin with them.
This was me for the longest time, and then I had a revelation.
You have to tell the person he/she is being a mooch and it's not ok.
That or start forcing that person to start paying for your other stuff, like food, just say come on man I just smoked you out, at the very least you owe me this.
~THE FLYING DUTCHMAN~
I have the same problem. Thats why I say there is a difference between stoners and potheads. Stoners contribute to society whilst potheads sit on their asses and make everyone who smokes look bad. Its shenanigans!
Blessed Be.