Sex is like weed, and anal is like heroin...
Sex and weed are really awesome. Anal and heroin probably feel better, but they're both too dirty and risky for me to try.
Perception
Life is all about PERCEPTION - how you view your life and how other people view you. Thus,
If you view your life as shit, your life will be shit.
If people view you as if you have a sense of purpose, you will get away with many things.
Damn, I should be a fuckin' philosopher. Wait, the only reason to study philosophy is to teach pholosophy, which in itself is a pholosophy.
I should masturbate.
Do you ever sit there and think "hmph, i should masturbate today, its been a while"
Well you should.
Colors that aren't
There's like 6 main colors and like 50 different shades of those colors. But there has to be more colors that we haven't seen yet. But whenever I try to think of a new color its impossible.
HighDEA
What if HighDEAs is using the website to collect all these brilliant ideas and then getting a contract for those ideas and making billions?!....... im onto you HighDEAS .....
Dentists...
do they not understand that when there are 2 hands, a tube, and a drill in your mouth, you cannot respond to any questions..
however... if they numb ur face... smoke after... holy shit
Conservation of Nug
When packing bowls, do you sometimes find yourself grabbing the smallest nugs and packing them, as to save your fatty buds?
--Conservation of Nug--
This is a natural human instinct. We hoard the largest, most valuable possessions, weed included.
It's okay though. Because of this, packing fat b0wls doesn't seem as detrimental to our stashes.
I love conservation of nug.
Discovery of marijuana = 8 year old kid.
After the discovery of fire, some caveman's kid probably just went out and started burning shit, like we all did as little rascals. Sparks up a plant, gets high, then heads back to the cave for some mammoth and day old pterodactyl.
Word.
THOUGHTS
Did u ever notice that u cant chang the volume of ur thoughts? like ur inner monolog?
and if u try to scream in ur head, its not like LOUD its just a yelling sound, but the volume is the same
~Duran -_-
Avatars
Our bodies are just avatars for our souls to communicate through. That's why it's so trippy looking into a mirror on drugs.
Just think...
I was thinking how crazy it would be if aliens do exist and come to our planet one day, and we smoke them out... but then I thought what would be CRAZIER is if we landed on their planet first, what THEY would smoke US out with.
Pre-heat the oven!
I'm always smoking a quick bowl or two before I smoke a few blunts.
Mentally prepare yourself for getting blazed as fuck.
I always say:
You gotta pre-heat the oven before you bake.
It makes sense... get high before you get high.
siamese twins
if one side of the siamese twins got drunk or high.. would the other one be sober still? im high, why the hell am i thinking about this
What if everything was something
So like what if Buddhism/Hinduism's idea of reincarnation was real, but you could be anything. Like what if the couch was something, but it couldn't move and its consciousness was in a different dimension and it could still think, feel, see and hear. What if there was someone reincarnated in you, but like they couldn't control your thoughts or actions, they just have your 5 senses... and their consciousness is in a diff dimension too...
woahhh....
Time and Such
Did you ever notice that when you're high, really short periods of time seem reaallllyyy longggg, yet 3 hours can pass and looking back at it, it seems like it went by so quickly.
America...
How come when other nations have disasters, celebrities and the rest of America are so eager to help them, but when something like that happens in America its not to the same extent. No hate to haiti but theres plenty of people on America who need the same resources.
"words" vs. thoughts
when you look at these words, you see the word as a collective... for example: "clock," you see the word as a whole, an experience conjured in your brain
but when you see a new word... "bluhoa," you see the word for each of its letters, and you accept the very pedantic definition for said word... that is until you LEARN THE WORD... words change in our minds; words cease to be words, in them we place our VERY THOUGHTS, our ideas! when you say a word, you're intending so many things the listener doesn't see...... read more »
Dinosaurs
So I dont really want to make this religious but I was just think Dinosaurs are so awesome and like I dont know how dinosaurs ended up being so cool but us humans got ripped off like all dinosaurs have awesome names and they look awesome and they do awesome stuff like all the creativity was used on dinosaurs and then humans came around and to be honest were kinda boring compared to dinosaurs. just sayin.
Ok, So what if the loch ness monster was actually you.
Think about it, nobody in scotland has ever seen the loch ness monster right? even thought people have looked for him! Guess what else though. Nobody in scotland has seen YOU! THEREFORE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME
if there was a god
weed would be legal and megan fox would be making me a sandwitch right now
nuff said
Deep Conversations
I honestly believe that there is nothing more valuable in life than sitting down with a bowl and your smoking bro, and talking about meaningful shit that helps you better understand yourself, your surroundings, and the world you live in.
non-stoners...
why is it that most stoners have no problem w/ non-stoners, but most non-stoners have a major problem w/ us???
what if
time machine is invented in 2012, that would explain why the mayan calendar ends, you cant keep track while everyones time travlin, or maybe thats the date that people come back in time to visit us and tell us about the future, and the future people have already gone back in time to change the mayan calendar to warn us of the day we visit them,
on the brain abstracting
i love how we say "our brains" as if we aren't our brain...you know what im sayin? its weird how the brain thinks about itself as an abstract object, fuck im doing it right now. brains are the most amazing things ever.
