would you fuck an alien?
if aliens landed and in the unlikely event that our reproductive systems were compatible, would you fuck one of them?? i mean, on one hand, i would say, no, i would not fuck an alien, but think about it...you could say you had sex with an extraterrestrial being...haha i know its fucked up but im pretty stoned so...
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ha ha u wanna fuck an alien lmao
i dunno maybe...that is the question
if its that sexy green alien female from star wars...then ya ill fuck her all night!
I think you mean star trek
~I don't live above the Influence, I AM the Influence~
i would fuck a blue bitch from avatar haha
hell yeah dude shes hott haha
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
I would raise an alien baby named Splorfax
Maybe if it was one of the coneheads!!! j/k their way of reproducing is fucked. and the movie wasn't even good. I guess the SNL skit was decent. I realize i'm rambling i'll stop righttttt now. See told you. oh, oops.
If they look anything like the chick from Avatar, yes.
-HK
Yes, Yes I would, A thousand times over, YES xD Cause I'm a freaky freak like that, haha and you know you like it ;D
~I don't live above the Influence, I AM the Influence~
would i hit that? hell yeah.
cinemax has told me that they are bangin biddies haha so yea id fuck an alien
im gunna say know cause every alien that exists probly has a sick fetish where they tie humans down to a table and stick a probe up there ass. thats right. alien abductions arent science experiments. their how aliens get their rocks off
hahaha thats so fucking funny i loveee weed
me 2
"What is the most beautiful thing in existence?"
I say yes to alien sex.
i would then when people saw me they would be like hey thats the crazy guy who fucked an alien
i would fuck the shit out of alien
then they would be like that was so fucking amazing were gonna make you our god
then theyd take me back to there planet and id be god of the aliens
and smoke all day
Hell yeah, especially if she looked like those bitches from avatar lol. She could put that tail to good use haha
I think the real question here is how to abort an alien fetus afterwards.
i think the REAL question is what kind of std's would this bring into humanity?
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
who knows many aliens are hot as fuck !!
I wouldn't fuck something I'm not attracted to, so the real question is "whether I'd find an alien attractive or not?"
And I can't really answer that one, can anyone?
"You're not politicians please don't beg for votes"
-Me In response to all those "Please Up vote" posters
hahaha thats awesome
i would just like to point out this one is sitting at 69...so would ya'll 69 an alien? haha this is getting sketchier and sketchier
hell yes. you dont even wanna know what i would do to an alien.
hahahaa
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
what if the alien wouldn't want to fuck you though!?
i mean, we could start a whole new cross-breed of us and them. we could be like, avatars or some shit.. hoppin around.