fire truck are red because they have four wheels, and eight people ride on a firetruck


There are 12 inches on a ruler

Queen Elisabeth was a ruler

They also named a ship after Queen Elisabeth

The ship sailed the seas

The sea has fish

fish have fins

people from Finland are called fins

Finland and Russia fought 3 months after the beginning of WWII

Russians are red

and firetrucks are always "russian" around


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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:24pm


Tue, 08/10/2010 - 10:45am
aMpeDDUp Says:

did you come up with this yourself? haha red army

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 2:15am
Jomama8558 Says:

im sorry to say i did not come up with this. i was high and was looking on a website which i cant remember and it was there. I thought it was perfect for highdeas so i put it up. i meant to credit the website but i was too high to remember. and now i cant remember the website...if i find it, i'll make a post cause it was an awesome website

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 11:57am
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 12:36pm
Kel-C.420. Says:

that is probably the coolest thing ive ever heard in my entire life i dont even care if you came up with it or not haha its awesome

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 12:41pm
sk84lif21 Says:

instead of "six degrease of Kevin Bacon" this is six degrease of the universe!

PS mmmm bacon.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 12:59pm
Or-G Says:

Wow..haha awesome

Live the life you love, Love the life you live...:]

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:13pm
nessamarie Says:

I laughed for a really long time.(: Thank you.(:

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:23pm
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:32pm
cisco_kid Says:

Remember that there are in fact two towers. Two minus one is one; one one - 11; two minus one is one; one one, and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's nine-one-one. Nine-eleven. And take 2 - 1 + 9/11 and you get 12, which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks... Kyle!!


You're a towel!!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 1:50pm
yoyoyoyoyo Says:

dude that was so funny, i laughed and totaly loved it. on a side note, i would appreaciate not being told when my mind is blown. even though it was. thankyou

verry funny im highggg

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 2:13pm
graffix420 Says:

lmao that took you a while didnt it

"The more i live, the more i learn, the more i realize, the less i know"

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 2:14pm
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 3:12pm
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 4:29pm

hehe almost sound like somethig off of national treasure

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 5:27pm
69blunts Says:
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 5:34pm
Wed, 08/11/2010 - 8:44am

i always thunk it was to make it look like it was on fire so people would pull over and go like, was that semi on fire?

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 2:33am
Just_Blaze Says:

and this whole time i thought they were red because it's the easiest color to see.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 11:34am
slytherica Says:

Don't firetrucks have more than four wheels?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 2:41pm
angfu21 Says:

Why are firetrucks red? You would be red too if someone pulled your hose that hard!

Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:32pm
Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:19am
moke4life Says:

This is like that south park where earth is a game show. THe scientist comes to the conclusions by matching shit up hella funny. startin with butt sex and shit. idk, im hella high

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 6:23pm
LivinDead Says:

So I had a guy come to My school about 15-16 years ago quote this quote. It's the best.