what should i name my bong?
i just got a new double percolated bong and i dont know what to name it.
anyone got any highdeas?
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This is why there should be a postyourbong.com. Seriously!
hahah or highdea should just have a place where you can upload pictures of your pieces
Double perc eh? You could go epic style and name it, "The Chimera".
Or "Doduo" from the original pokemon (fuckin bad ass).
Or maaaaaaaaaaaaan what about "Dewbong"!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!!
DEWBONGG!
o man i like that dewbong is pretty epic.
its purple though so i want the name to have to do with the color of it
what color is it?
Was this question serious? it made me laugh :)
its purple
If you name it after a Pokemon, it's purple and emits smoke, Weezing is the way to go. It's even got two head for your double perc
wowowowowow man that's superb, very nice. verrrry nice
plus weezing is also the biggest pothead Pokemon, that mothafuckas always blowin out smoke and coughing hadcore
omg. i love you. thats so perfect
wow, weezing as actually an impressive name for a bong.
I have to say, I'm really digging the "Dewbong" idea
call it the purpolater haha
I vote purpolater!!
Epic.
I like "james bong"
YES!!!!!
Name your bong "The Dreamcatcher!!"
o man ill have a vote out of all my friends that smoke with me
but so far i think the purpolater might have it. i mean, thats just smooth
"It'd be cooler if you did"
I have a large green bong that I superglued two bolts on the sides and called it "Frankenbong".
Blaze on ;)~
i lol'd
"It'd be cooler if you did"
smoke a couple bowls and name it when your blazed
Call it GOD !
Perky
umm... FUCK!!! I had somethin' truly fuckin' epic, but i lost it... hang on... damn it... false alarm. oh well.
Name it "Convicted Rapist: Anthony Sowell." Or just "Convicted Rapist" for short. This Sowell guy had like 6 bodies rotting in his house, he NEEDS a piece named after him... STAT!
then i would be sucking on convicted rapist anthony sowell
....nice try. i did laugh though
"It'd be cooler if you did"
haha
"Grimace" you know like the giant purple blob friend of Ronald McDonald?
I am digging Grimace lol
or the purple people eater
or "Convicted Rapist."
i prefer greek god and goddess names for my bongs of epic quality. I’d name her Calypso.
Vladamir Putin?
or Bongamir Puffin lmao
Hazy J
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
im stuck between Dewbong and Weezing- both are pretty fitting and kick ass names
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Purple Nurple!!!
Unthinkable u should be creative and name ur bong off the way it hits when the first bowl is smoked out of it
Linda Stienbeck
doughble-boy
simple. name it lamar thats the most perfect bong name.
"The Grimace" Its the purple macdonalds character, check it out man. It would be perfect.
Purpolator is awesome.
Steve
U know what go for grimmace that sounds like
a good one
Steve... I like it. It's classy, it's timeless, and it's friendly. I'd be proud to have a bong named Steve.
It doesnt get much simplier than Steve. Or Tom maybe. Maybe Bill.
Ron Burgendy!!!!!
or the milk man