the underwear snake
whenever I get high by myself, whether I'm watching TV, doing homework, using the computer, or playing video games, my penis somehow finds its way into one of my hands, and I don't know why. I'll just be minding my own business, when suddenly I realize I've had my hand in my pants for half an hour, and I'm just like 'oh hey there buddy!'
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Thats so true.lol. haha..Ill be like " Why am I typing with one hand" Look for the other one and find a pleasant suprise
wow...
ok but when your smoking Doobies hands have to be outta the pants at all times
my older brother does this all the time! haha drives me crazy but its funny.
i totally maent to up this post then down it
i think every dude that i know that smokes will concur with this haha
hah
*why are you reading this when you could be blazing another bowl?*
this is kind of disturbing
so true. my fucking hand was in my pants as i read this post lol
i am disturbed as well. but it's true for girls too.
hahah dude. its not only guys. this happens to girls too. its like our hands need to be warm and our warmest parts are down our pants hahah.
haha very true, very true. hearing that girls doing it too tho, that made this whole post worthwhile =P
yeah, i was surprised to learn girls also do this. i guess it makes sense tho, being warm and all. great post!
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i dont know what girls you guys have been talking too, but i for one, do not shove my hands down my pants and cup my vaj for hand warmth, we have fucking mittens for that. hahahah. but its natural for guys, its like your giving your best friend a handshake :)
This i must agree with, I don't just randomly put my hand down my pants. More power to the girls who do. lol but I'm sure every man does it haha.
my hand was on my dong when i read this lmaaao!!!!