lick your hand, and then smell it.
it smells like shit doesnt it?
but when someone else smells it, it smells differently to them.
why is this? heres my theory: i think there is a magical leprechaun, inside your saliva glands. that changes the scent of your spit when someone else smells it, so you cant stand it, but other people can. i will find you oneday spit leprechaun, and when i do, i will take you out of my glands, and i will never smell my bad spit again, and then we can light up

salvia sounds like saliva also. whats with that