dude like what if like one day you wer like in a river in the woods smoking weed and a samon came up to you. and he was like " dude i love weed, here have these blunts i wraped. " and your like " hell yeah. " so then you smoked them with she samon and you turn into a samon and
the samon turns into a human. and he's all like " dude you fell for it. " and then he fillete'd you then deep fried you and then ate you. then he left and fucked your girlfriend. oh my god im high

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Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:46pm


Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:36pm
orangekush Says:
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:37pm
orangekush Says:

what strain are you smoking btw? i need to get my hands on that shit! just ran out of sour diesel and i thought that stuff was good.

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 3:35pm

Sour Diesel is pretty awesome. I just sparked up a bowl of it.

Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:47pm
Sunshine Says:
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:52pm

LOL! In a river but yet in the woods at the same time... sweet stuff man!

Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:37pm

I know your baked but its salmon and filet....damn funny though.

Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:08pm
Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:49pm
flyhigh Says:

and then were baked and got the munchies and you bit into a juicy burger and it had a hook in it and the you here the salmon yell HOOK-UP

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 1:36am

Ahhh I took a couple days off from this site, but am very glad I have returned. Awesome stream of consciousness!!

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 2:31pm
Deanimal93 Says:

"oh my god I'm high" hahahaha! this man is blazed

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:00pm
RamLax24 Says:

I hope it's okay with you that I just shared this with a room full of people, we're all super baked too though so its cool lol

Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:21am
buddhaX411 Says:
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 4:04pm
Scoot Says:
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:08pm
FenderHead Says:
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:04am
Stoner Says:
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:05pm
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:11pm
ktuckss Says:
Thu, 10/22/2009 - 1:14am
Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:02am
HighOn Says:

You're not high enough. Try a tolerance break.

Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:39pm
Bluntaroo Says:

yo, you are the funniest person ever. i wanna smoke with you

Sun, 10/25/2009 - 12:31am
DAMP Says:
Wed, 10/28/2009 - 2:23pm
Karl-E420 Says:

OMFG! TOOO funny ! Me& my friend just read that. Hilarious!

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:20am

This sounds alot like a dream i had lol

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 4:06am

whoa man, you are officially TOO HIGH

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 5:15pm
ganjagirl Says:

perfect ending. A just to make sure we were all clear :P

Mon, 04/19/2010 - 4:33am

just laughed so hard. thats the greatest story/idea thing ever.