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animals gettin high

right now my pussy is asleep in my lap, and 20 minutes ago he was bouncin off the walls. i think its cuz we just smoked a blunt. wtf. is he high? i tried to get my bunny high but he just ate a carrot like he normally does. have any of you guyys gotten ur animals high?

Submitted by: erkkyc 17 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 13 hours ago
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I always get my dog stoned, give her a shotgun to the ear and she's chill as fuck.

So does she fall over and shit? And why does it go in through the ear

animals get high when smoke is blown threw their ears because that is one of their major sensory parts.

i got my neighbor's cat high the other night
her eyes got squinty as fuck and she was wayyy chill
she started tripping out over her own shadow tho haha

i wanna get my hamster high

put it in it's ball and blow the smoke in there... works like a charm... it will probably eat a shit load of hamster snacks after

i get my cat high i just slowly exhale in his face while scratching his neck. but you gotta get that thick smoke.

My dog will just lay down after I blow it threw it's nose haha

i actually got my friends parrot high the other day and it started walking in small circles for a while.. then 10 mins later we heard a noise and it was talking like a demon

My buddies got a Pit bull that will come running to you and stand in your face until you blow a hit in his face. Once you blow the smoke in his face he always get a red rocket and plays with his orange squeeky ball. Its fuckin hilarious...or maybe its because im just high

i have a box turtle that i smoke with all the time and whenever i smoke him and i put him back in his cage he always tries to climb up the glass walls. like a typical stoner, he doesnt get very far

whenever i get my parents cat high they get pissed cause people will come over and the cats whole head will smell like blunt roach

my guinnea pig loves munchin out on stems and leaves
then i pet him and set him free

ive smoked wit my dog acoupletimes but it only really looked stoned once. it at like 3 bowls of dog food

lmao i seriously cant be the only person that thinks the OP wasnt really talking about pets right? either im the black sheep or im not high enough lawls

i think he was talking about pets because he said your animals... my cats are little stoners

What could you have possibly been thinking about!?

im the black sheep. hollow you perv. lol

Smoked up My dog, took em for a walk, he kept walking sideways, then eventually gave up and layed down, started to cry. lol, fucking love him.

I get my snakes High lol

My cat has gotten high damn near every day of it's life. Go figure he as large as chris farley. I don't think I love my mother as much as i love my stoned pussy.

same here 20 pounds of stoner fluff

Im pretty sure I read once that something in THC effects like, one of the simplest brain cells most every animal has. Like, it said slugs can get high.
Oh and my dog is my best smokin buddy :)

i get my cat high all the time haha.
it usually meows a lot and then lays down.

I love gettin my dogs/cat high as fuck and then feeding them a shit ton of dog biscuits. They will never love you more.

Ha i got my cat high for the first time today. I just blew smoke lightly into her ear and covered her ear up. She was so high, all she did was sit in the corner of my room and stared at the wall and meowed for like 10 minutes and than ate a whole bunch of food and than cchilled with me while I played call of duty

My dog gets in rotation, not even kidding. Me and my friends will be in the circle and he parks himself next to one of us facing the center just like us, we geekd so hard when he first did it

But for real dude you're kind of an idiot for smoking it up with a blunt, blunts are bad for you so they're prob bad for a cat

Lmao, my dog freaks the fuck out and tears around for the first few minutes then she just sits down and stays wherever she's at... But my girlfriends new kitty just makes me geek hard cuz he starts walkin like a pimp. No lie.

I smoked up my neighbors cat.

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why did you call it a pussy ahahahaha

i think my great dane knows when i think about pot cuz he always perks up and gets excited before i even say anything.

my cat ate a quad once and has been fucked up ever since. like a total spaz.