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a little leprachaun slave

i was just scratchin my back and thinking wow i wish i had a little tiny leprachaun whol followed me around just chills on my shoulder and then when i wake him up he goes to work massaging my back and shit. how perfect would that be? never sore or tense again.

Submitted by: erkkyc 17 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 15 weeks 5 days ago
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I want one of those and I hope mine will make cookies upon command like those elfs in the tree.

Blaze on ;)~

honestly, if i had a leprachaun, i would treat him as my equal..
like another pottbuddy. cause we'd bond and he'd show me some gnarly ass shit