"there is nothing stupider than smoking pot. all it does is give you a false sense of superiority"
i said "like a cop badge?"

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Sun, 01/09/2011 - 9:14pm


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Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:26pm
DerekB Says:
 
 
Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:29pm

My arresting officer said: "u ever been arrested before?" me: "no" asshole: "merry christmas" me:" fuck u im a jew"
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Sat, 02/19/2011 - 10:19pm
aaronfox1 Says:
 
 
Sun, 01/09/2011 - 10:30pm
 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 12:15pm
P3ACH Says:

no i'm pretty sure he was just saying thats part of the joke. he said hes a jew to make the cop feel bad when he is not actually jewish.

crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit, feelin' lit, feelin' light.

 
 
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:50pm

2am, summer night, I don't care, hand on the wheel, driving high I'm doing my thing.

 
 
Wed, 06/29/2011 - 1:24pm
tenaciousG Says:

Rollin the Midwest side and out livin’ my life getting’ out dreams
People told me slow my roll I'm screaming out fuck that
Imma do just what I want lookin’ ahead no turnin’ back

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:09pm
Mr..Rager Says:
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:13pm
Mr..Rager Says:

My mind runs I can never catch it even if I had a head start.

 
 
Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:00am
iRagee Says:

I wish I knew a cudi verse so I could be cool like you guys...

 
 
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:43pm
Sirius Says:

Lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night, at at at night.

Yes, I am down.

 
 
Sun, 01/09/2011 - 11:22pm

officer: what's that in your pocket?
me (in cuffs, getting patted down): something that needs to be legal

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 2:45am
Dtj41 Says:

Should have said: I'm happy to see you.
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 1:15am
pipedreams Says:

Burped smoke in a cops face on accident once.

 
 
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:19pm

heh this makes me laugh like santa....ho ho ho

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 1:34am
ShockSmoke Says:

Fuck ya cops think they can do what ever they want with no repercussions... Pig bitches

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 10:04pm
ElfKush Says:

i pictured piggy and kermet the frog hahah

 
 
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:17pm
 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 4:52am
NickGir Says:

"there is nothing stupider than smoking pot" did he actually say this and not realize thats improper as fuck? that pretty much gives you the right to smoke pot... especially when someone says that... looool

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:32am

hahahaha. yes!
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I would never sweat for a piggy. You can catch me high, it's all good, no biggy.

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:27am

Love the signature, and the username^
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"Can't we just all get a bong and tag along?" - CuDi

 
 
Thu, 01/13/2011 - 3:20am
apeman24 Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:32am
gcmlaxfrk7 Says:
 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:34am
akern233 Says:
 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:46pm
jareth37 Says:

thats great,i onced breathed on the glass and wrote with my nose F U in the window at the state trooper that was shining that mag light in the window of the back seat of his cruiser,that mag light was then immeditly wiped across my head,worth it id say .

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 7:39pm
512 Says:

Way to take one for the team!

-Taman Shud-

 
 
Sun, 09/04/2011 - 1:43am
 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 5:48pm

this made me laugh my ass off. good job bro.

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 9:15pm
meganct115 Says:

and last time is checked, "stupider" isn't a word, it's phrased "more stupid". what an idiot. but nice remark, my friend. repected.

 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:11pm
 
 
Mon, 01/10/2011 - 10:51pm
RubyRed Says:

I was pulled over in Indian, and the cop found a joint in the ash tray. He said "well well, what do we have here". By then he had a lighter in his hand and lit it up. Then he passed it to me. He was fucked up off one HAHA. This was the only straight cop i ever met.

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 5:50am

awesome.
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-George Washington, note to his gardener at Mount

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 1:19am
pauleezee Says:
 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 2:55am

Couldnt think of anything better to say myself, haha.
Hella laughed at this.

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 6:15am

wow please tell me you acually said this. of course that pig thought all weed does is give you "superiority" instead of open mindedness. typical pig words

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 6:49am
Midas Says:

You are a champion. Sounds like stupid cop enjoys daily butt sex from the Man and should join the club. fuck the police. blaze on \m/

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 3:40pm

mad props bro that deserves one
OneHeart420

 
 
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 9:34pm
RainChaser Says:

The cop is actually more stupid than smoking weed because he said stupider. Its more stupid. Lol. I love pointing shit like that out :D

 
 
Wed, 01/12/2011 - 3:29am
agr29 Says:
 
 
Thu, 01/13/2011 - 4:24pm
C.A.M. Says:

"nothing stupider"??? thats the best part of the quote morons
-C.A.M.

 
 
Sun, 01/16/2011 - 2:16am
Colonna45 Says:
 
 
Sun, 01/16/2011 - 8:58pm
Fwapp Says:

This story is probably complete bullshit like all of the other stories in the comments here, but very funny none the less.

 
 
Mon, 01/17/2011 - 4:55pm

it's actually true Fwapp, just the title is not 100% accurate. a cop said it to me but he wasn't necessarily arresting me. my friend and i were brought to the dean of our school for ditching (on my free period), and when they searched my friend they found a bowl, and the cop who was in the room said what i posted for this highdea. idk how true the other stories people posted are

 
 
Tue, 02/22/2011 - 3:54am

how bout the fact that stupider is not even a word so that cop is a fuck up. smoke pot. dw

 
 
Mon, 04/18/2011 - 4:18pm
lifetapper Says:

If thats real shit man, thats whats up.

 
 
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:29pm
Chimii Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/24/2011 - 8:09pm
juices. Says:

omfg. I literally just slapped my thighs while laughing at this. good effing job, dude.

 
 
Sun, 05/08/2011 - 11:36pm
 
 
Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:11pm
420woody11 Says:

Yeah man no one tells it to the police most of em are power driven fuckheads

 
 
Tue, 05/31/2011 - 1:44am

He said stupider, now whose more stupid??