Mom: Evan, why are your eyes red?
Me: I think im allergic to the dog.
Mom: You're grounded.
Me: What?! Why?!
Mom: We don't have a dog.


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Sat, 01/14/2012 - 4:07pm


Sat, 01/14/2012 - 3:22pm

pics or it didn't happen....just kidding but not really

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 3:36pm
yoinkie Says:

You know whats funny about this? Nothing.

haha, you see what I did there, you thought there was a compliment coming, but instead you got bitch slapped with the cold, unforgiving hand of reality.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 2:45am
018365 Says:
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 4:01pm

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
AN INVESTIGATOR hahahahahahahahahahahah

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:14pm

coconuthead I hereby unofficially deem you the highDEAs King Troller of Trolls. You make this a better place.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 1:00pm
CamBam. Says:

And I hereby officially deem you holder of Coconuthead's nutsack. Keep up the good work.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:15am
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:56pm
StupidName Says:

This highdea makes me ashamed to be named Evan.

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 6:33pm
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:25pm
Baken Says:
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:44pm
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:06am
dmaargke Says:

Me too. I vote we give him to the Kevins.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 1:58pm
StupidName Says:

Hahaha Us Evan's here by demote you to Kevin. Have fun with your new name and try not to get demoted to Devin.

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:18am

evan e, evan edwards and random letters all named evan, something smells fishy here

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 6:11pm
StupidName Says:
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 2:36am
Baken Says:

Is it possible that the original poster created fake accounts to down vote his own highdea? Evans are pretty slimy.

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:31am
StupidName Says:

Hey! I take offense to that. My sister and my mother are both named Evan, so just cool it with that man!

Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:44pm
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 3:09am
Baken Says:

this is the best highdea i have ever down voted

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 3:11am
Baken Says:

Also, who the fuck doesn't own a dog? Fucking weirdos.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:59am
hugz4nugz Says:

why would he have a dog man, he's allergic... duh!

Tue, 01/17/2012 - 1:35am
Baken Says:

totally forgot...
being allergic to dog hair is equivalent to being allergic to chocolate, Get the hell over it.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 11:12am

Lmao! You are dumb as fuck sir I hope you know that. You can't even blame that on weed you're just a dumb ass, you Eric Foreman ass nigga

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 2:05pm
StupidName Says:

haha He's not even cool enough to be a Michael Kelso ass nigga.

Sun, 01/15/2012 - 9:29pm
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 2:50am
018365 Says:

Fuck dude even if your blown as fuck you could of still known that you didnt have a dog
you gave youself away!!!

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:15am
BadMagik91 Says:

Creepy thing is that my name is Evan and I had a very similar conversation like this with my Mom. :o

Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:31am

This is so funny that it isn't.
It's sad, really, such a shortage on IQ...
Poor you, I'll ask my dog if he can lend you some ;)