What if you hold the world record for something....... and you don't even know it??

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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:56pm


Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:56am
DudeLAP Says:

I honestly think I masturbated the most out of anyone my age... =D

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:21pm

A challenger appears!

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:21am
DocSicnarf Says:

I think I hold the record for fastest pooper.

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:21pm
Sunshine Says:
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:21am
DocSicnarf Says:

I think I hold the record for fastest pooper.

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:25am
stonered Says:
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:31am

and your reading the guiness record book and you see your picture and like read about you doin tht! Tht would be fuckin nuts!

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 1:53am
r3lisys Says:

i wonder if they put the guy who set the record for blowing his load in the shortest time. how horrible would it be to have your name under the :world's fastest ejaculator: lol

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 2:30am

That's funny because earlier I told my friend I should be inducted into the record books for most resin scraped in lifetime. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Especially when your out of herb.

"If you had all the weed in the world how much would you smoke?" "ALL OF IT."

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 1:21am

yea i think we've all had at least 2 resin days.

"Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere." George Washington

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 8:51pm
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:03am

I have a 30 year old cockatiel. What's the record for the world's oldest bird?

Fri, 11/27/2009 - 1:58pm
Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:48pm
Blunt-Man Says:

i wanna meet whoever holds the record for most blunts/bowls/whatever of weed smoked and toke up with him/her. it'd be the shit!

Clown love to all my homies.

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 2:32am

dude. that would be the best in the world. considering you do hella shit that isn't publically recognisable. like video games & such.

Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:17pm
johnloper Says:

i think i got the most pogo stick jumps, does it count if your on x and caffeine pills

"Smokey McPotts"

Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:06am

« ! A Challenger Appears ! »

I got on here to say the same thing... i pogo sticked for like 12 hours once, my brother would spray water in my mouth with the hose while i jumped

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 5:35pm

I was thinking about this the other day like is there anything in the whole world that you are the best at? Woah