World Record
What if you hold the world record for something....... and you don't even know it??
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I honestly think I masturbated the most out of anyone my age... =D
A challenger appears!
*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*
I think I hold the record for fastest pooper.
I'll race you any day.
I think I hold the record for fastest pooper.
i beg to differ on both of those.
and your reading the guiness record book and you see your picture and like read about you doin tht! Tht would be fuckin nuts!
i wonder if they put the guy who set the record for blowing his load in the shortest time. how horrible would it be to have your name under the :world's fastest ejaculator: lol
That's funny because earlier I told my friend I should be inducted into the record books for most resin scraped in lifetime. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Especially when your out of herb.
"If you had all the weed in the world how much would you smoke?" "ALL OF IT."
yea i think we've all had at least 2 resin days.
"Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere." George Washington
im lovin the quote
I have a 30 year old cockatiel. What's the record for the world's oldest bird?
lol
i wanna meet whoever holds the record for most blunts/bowls/whatever of weed smoked and toke up with him/her. it'd be the shit!
Clown love to all my homies.
dude. that would be the best in the world. considering you do hella shit that isn't publically recognisable. like video games & such.
i think i got the most pogo stick jumps, does it count if your on x and caffeine pills
"Smokey McPotts"