What if Pinnocchio said, "My nose will grow right now."?

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Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:26am


Sat, 10/31/2009 - 1:57am
godfeather Says:
Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:19am
Razorsnail Says:

I think the space-time continuum would collapse in on itself and the universe would be destroyed

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 2:39pm
BongNole Says:
Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:31pm
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:26am
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:38am
kaydub Says:
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:38am
Oggycruz Says:
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:02am
swansong Says:

If he was lying, his nose would grow. So, if he says, "my nose will grow right now," it would grow if he was full of shit. But if he is lying it would grow. This is truly the best question on this site. There is no way to justify either answer. Except, you could say he isn't even real so who cares?

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:51am

Let's break it down.
His nose grew when he lied.
We have to establish if what he said was a lie or not.
If he hadn't had knowledge of the fact that his nose would grow when he lied, then when he said "My nose will grow right now" his nose wouldn't grow, because without the curse of his nose growing when he lied there'd be no other reason his nose would grow, therefore making it a paradox because then he would have lied and it would grow. And I think his entire head would just combust.
On the other hand, if he did know his nose would grow when he lied, which I'm pretty sure he did, and he said "My nose will grow right now" I feel like because he had knowledge he was lieing to whoever he said it to, because thats kind of what it takes to lie (know you're telling a mistruth) then his nose would grow. Because he was trying to lie.
Jesus Christ please answer this question!

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:39am

This is the Liars Paradox shit right here.

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:04am
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 9:29am
sweHC Says:
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:42pm

Q: What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow right now."?
A: His self-destruct sequence would initiate and the corresponding alien-spies who were monitoring their Pinocchio-Omegatronabot on earth would be transported back to their mothership housed on the largest moon of Saturn (via a molecular-transport system). Sadly, because the Pinocchio-Omegatronabot fell victim to a self-paradox, its synthetic brain had torn itself into millions upon millions of personalities. The wonderful, cheerful village of Tuscan, Italy was destroyed due to the explosion caused by the queer little puppet-android.

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:51pm
Saram Says:
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:55pm
lemurlover Says:
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:30pm
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:44pm
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:15pm
Pilates Says:

Pinnochio can't see into the future so there is no way he could lie about it. His nose stays the same.

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:42pm
TJHenri Says:

Can breaking a promise or a gaurantee be considered lying?

Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:49pm
Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:40pm

This question should be addressed with attention to the word now. Because he says now at that instant it is not growing. As such it will then begin to grow. If he just said my nose will grow, then we fall into the conundrum.

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:07am
Mon, 11/02/2009 - 12:51am
Morris2732 Says:

my mind is exploded all over my couch.

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 1:46pm
J-Fizzle Says:

hhahahahaha the universe would blow up or his nose would just fall off and a normal nose would pop into place and he'd be a real boy

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:12pm
Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:40pm
Npcharger Says:

i just thought about that for a good 45 minutes

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:13pm
folkes699 Says:

i have never thought about that what would happen....personaly i think he would just burst into flames or go mentaly retarted but i would still love him.....while were on the topic i got a joke.....why did pinnochio get kicked out of the toy box?...ragged anne kept siting on his face sayin "lie to me lie to me" lol....but yea idk what would happen

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:50pm
orangekush Says:

i just got more mindfreaked than that one time i watched chris angel =O

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 7:55pm
Tokèmon Says:

His nose doesn't grow instantaniously it takes a few seconds after he has lied. So his nose would indeed grow.

Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:37pm
grasssmoke Says:
Tue, 11/03/2009 - 12:44am

I suppose it all depends on whether Pinnochio actually had intentions of making/experiencing his nose grow. Right?

Sun, 11/08/2009 - 4:24pm

I thought about that for at least ten minutes. I got nothing

Tue, 11/10/2009 - 4:10am

thank you for posing this question, I shall think about it the next time I light one up. Can't say i'll have an answer though those Disney films are deep

Tue, 11/10/2009 - 8:44pm
mr_420 Says:

bahahahahahahahahahahahahh rofl hahahahahahha lol
that is the ultimate paradox.. even more so then "this statement is false"

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 2:21am
Maddnes Says:

To alleviate all concerns as to the timing of his nose growing after he states that "My nose will grow right now"... I believe we should assume that statement to be equivalent to "My nose doesn't grow when I lie". Assuming that he, at this point in time, knows of his nose-grows-when-he-lies condition, the universe would then explode. (Or perhaps it would implode with him being the center point to which all matter, dark matter, energy, dark energy, and antimatter are attracted)

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:00am