The Impossible has happened to me..
H-O-L-Y...S-H-I-T
OK. so this is to retarded to have just happened. Here i am high as shit only half way into a very nice bowl of purp in my favorite smoking spot listening to my car stereo, and a cop rolls up behind me and puts the spot light on me. Instinctively i hide my pipe and grinder with ungodly speed in my center console and light up a cigarette. the cop is taking his time so i just sit there contimplating on what im gonna say.
So, he comes up and says "Hey there, got some ID?" to which i reply "yep sure do, one second. Do you want me to put out my cigarette? if it bothers you just let me know"
He then says "o uh no no its fine" after taking my lisence "ill be right back". So now im thinking he thinks im just some dude chillin and having a cigarette. He comes back and then does his usual cop routine.
"Ever been Arrested?" and i say "o uhm yeah once back in june for possession" so he decides to go and do the usual "you got any on you right now?" i laugh and say "nah man im clean". He then says "ok well can you go ahead and step out of the car for me?" *NOTE this is a search about to happen WITHOUT PERMISSION* I say "sure thing" just playing cool and another cop comes out and proceeds to search my car. Meanwhile im just asked background questions and such, but then he asks me about my tatto he noticed on my arm. i told him it was a band tattoo. We start talking about music now, which at this point im like wtf why havent you found my shit yet...its right there, and then the other cop comes back. Im thinking he has my shit, pipe grinder weed and all. i look at him and he looks at his parter n SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS "nah nothin". So now im shitting bricks, and the cop is like..
"Well alright were just gonna have to have you move cause sometimes people dont like strangers parked by their houses this late you know. But thanks for cooperating, and have a nice night"
THEY WENT THROUGH MY CENTER CONSOLE AND MOVED MY PIPE, WEED, AND GRINDER AROUND!! and all he came back with was a *shrug* and empty hands. HAH!
SCORE!
Maybe they were just cool cops, who wanted to do the whole cop thing, because they have to to, and then just let you go.
That's awesome, man.
those werent cops dude
those were the reincarnation of Jesus and The Dead Pope!
because that was a fucking miracle you didnt get caught!
nice!
ok the jesus and dead people comment really freaked me out haha
haaaahaha awesome, you know whats nice? having 6 friends on the police force! dude...fucking awesome, i dont even worry about the cops anymore when im on the home turf
went to my buds party it was full of cops so i was gonna take a walk to spark up but he was like "nah dude fuck it, its my pad"
so i sparked with like.... 20 cops and their girls all around me
epic my friend, epic.
_-_-_Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything._-_-_
wow, u sir are the luckiest man alive
That's fantastic and much better than interactions I've had with the police, but there is no highdea in here.
-One of the many modern Socrates; The Baron Von Joseph-
"Dear friend, all theory is gray,
And green the golden tree of life"
Those cops are probably on highdeas, smoking a fat blunt, laughing they're asses off! No joke.
nice
fuck yeah
light that shit, puff that shit, pass that shit maynneeee :]
dude that's awesome
maybe all cops aren't pigs haha
hahah goddammmm. (:
Dude may I ask where u live because u are the luckiest sob ever cops around here will take ur ass to jail for a stem or a rachet peice it's some bs
That's fuckng amazinggg!!!!
dude fuck me i was sooo worried by the end of this story but fucking nice break!!u should fucking make this a movie!!
it could have been that they where just hunting for dope. thats whats starting to happen out by me. my friend got rolled up on my de-tecs the other day and they checked him for track marks and they found his bowl n grinder but only to the little bit of weed he had. prly cus that shit was gooooooood
It was a good story but i hated the ending.. tottaly kid it.
dude, if your chill, cops don't usually hassle with that kind of shit. They know it just clutters up the legal system. Your lucky though, you could have easily gotten a douchey cop.
If they ask to search your car or ask you to get out so they can search and you reply, "yeah sure" it is you giving them legal consent to search your vehicle. If you reply with a, "no, you cannot" they cannot do anything unless they file in for a search warrant on your vehicle, which can take several hours to a couple days to go through, or unless they have evidence that you have been up to something and can legally prove it (example would be pieces of bud laying around, etc.) Trust me, I have had it happen to me before.
Nah, they don't have to have a search warrant for a car so long as they have probable cause - all they have to say is that they "smelled" marijuana, which is something that no one can dispute especially if some is found. Not to mention so long as its in plain sight they can search (assuming you hide it horribly). Granted, absent probable cause they need one - but its not hard to bs probable cause...
but definitely never consent to a search, ever.
either way i was parked in a bad spot...infront of someones house...not DIRECTLY in front...but across the street in front. and yeah probable cause can mean whatever they want it to mean. Loitering in front of residential areas is probable cause enough to get searched where im at.
nice and ya they musta been nice cuz thers no way he didnt kno even before the other cop found ur shit but thats awesome, here they wud have busted me cuz theyre in the population of people who think its bad and that im probly a bad person for doin it
--BatmaN, hah.
fucken amazingg
Saying "Yeah, sure" was the dumbest thing you could have said in that situation...but wow you got lucky.
was it? or was it the SMARTEST thing i could have done. Saying No u cant search me tells them indirectly "hey i might have shit on me and i don't wanna get busted" while saying "yeah sure" shows cooperation and lack of fear of being searched.
No...just...no, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna argue, but I just completely disagree with you. All in all, I'm very happy for you though haha.
thats fucking crazy, man. The fuzz can actually be half decent
dude thats sick haha
Out-fucking-standing
very nice. I dont know if i could deal with the anticipation if i was in your situation. like whoah.
Stop smoking in cars! You can't always get so damn lucky.
pass the bone, kid, pass the bone
passed it, took one pull, I was blasted
felt kinda simulated - fantastic
nice dude! you got so fuckin lucky!
Heya fellow stoners!
Yeah this was fucking unbelievable. I immediately told everyone i knew what had happened (even my bosses at work cause they dont give a shit about weed as long as im not high at work) and they all said the same thing "holy shit u luckey fucker". My best stoner friend Samantha thinks they liked me....i mean how often is it that even on a routine traffic stop that you get to sit there and talk bullshit with a cop and actually having something in common (music in my case) and not have them be super uptight and by the book.
She says that they left the center console open for a reason, that because i was so cool and cooperative that they were basically saying "Hey we see ur shit, just make sure its not there again."
I was totally hoping you were gonna say you seshed with the cops, but you didn't, and now I'm really let down... Not cool, bro.
hahah he prolly smoked some! you are one lucky bastard
whoa..
holy fuck, that is beyond miraculous
WHERE DO YOU LIVE??????