The Green Goblin
So I purchased a bong on a recent trip, a huge green ceramic bong, I named the Green Goblin. I had to take it through airport security, where they made me take it out and set it on the counter for inspection. These two old ladies were passing by and stopped to comment on my fantastic piece of pottery. They asked me where I purchased this amazing artwork so I sent them to the local head shop. I can just imagine these two 80 somethings walking into a den of paraphenalia to purchase a bong just like mine. I would have loved to hear the conversation they had with the stoned hippie at the counter.
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hahaha way to go dude!
I'm a chick but thanks dude. My fiance calls me dude so guess I should be used to it, seems like a stoners term of endearment.
haha ya. i call everyone dude lol its better than saying congradulations maam hahaha thats weird and awkward
hahaha that shits funny...the first time i went and used a bong me and a few friends went to my friend cheyennes to borrow hers, and she had flowers in it and it looked like a flower pot, that was in the movie grandmas boy too, but my friend knew it was a bong, its funny when old people are out of the loop
I can see it being like the scene from Grandma's Boy where the old ladies use his bong as a vase for flowers! Haha love that movie
I gotta watch that movie.
Freakin awsome and nice will power not using it before you got home!