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Stonergy: it's like the Force

Stonergy is the energy shared between two stoners solely due to the fact that they have both smoked weed. This invisible bond allows for the almost instant recognition of other stoners and is why two people often become friends after they blaze with each other. It also allows for an uncanny comprehension of life and art that leads to stoners often sharing similar tastes in music and movies.

Submitted by: hydroponic 49 weeks 6 days ago – Made popular 49 weeks 6 days ago
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Finally that inexplicable bond, now has a name...

I like this.

of tha bud.

maybe its your soul given mo powa to connect witcha frends.

Brilliant. it gives your soul the green glow of stonergy. and when everyone's soul are the same colour, they connect with each other. This would explain why people feel closer to nature when they're stoned. I'm sure plants have green souls as well..

"And when my soul bleeds, the colour that I'm spilling is green."

this kind of blows my mind.. someone should put this in wikipedia.

cokeheads are like siths too stoners. theyre all hyper and annoying

this really only makes more sense because there are stoners that are cokeheads and vice versa. Oh the world and its complexities.

what the FUCK!?!?!?

me and my friend discovered this and then i met someone else who had discovered this with his twin brother. they even named it the force.

This energy is totally real! Me and my roommate have always had a strange connection while high, finishing each other's sentences and all that. Just a few days ago I blazed for the first time without her, and it was crazy how distant we felt.

blew my fuckin mind bruh.. i dont think i have ever smoked with somebody and not stayed friends with them. stonergy........

That totally happened to me tonight. Like we ordered papa johns and went to pick it up. idk how we remembered. but when i walked in I felt this energy from everyone in the store. And normally when I walk in I feel like its the most boring place but tonight I felt like it was the place to be.

You said it man. i hated my step brother every day for four years until we started blazing and now he is the closest person i have in my house today.
Thank you,
Marijuana.

HEY! Do you wanna feel soooooo stoned? Try STONERGY! haha like that Power Thirst vid on YouTube. Look it up - this is like the same thing! I LOVE IT!

Fuck. Yes.