Ever have to invent a phrase so you can go smoke with someone and no one will know whats going on? My band in college would say "Let's go have a safety meeting".........


Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:11am

That's what I told my parents when I was going to smoke with someone haha "I'm going skating"

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:14am
ash_ley Says:

Aaaahahahaha...so funny...we always said we were going on a nature walk...

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:09pm

I just say "Hey mom I'm going to go ingest illegal drugs" she usually thinks I'm joking, and if she ever finds out I just say "well no shit, don't you listen to me at all?"

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:57pm
blakeg256 Says:
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 3:27am
nutsie Says:

i just say "want to play cod" and smoke in my room

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:40am

hahaha we said the exact same thing.. good ole nature walks
We also had "hit the gym"

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:53am

we'd say "going to work" and then proceed to roll one or pack a b.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 3:21pm
pynipple Says:
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 7:42pm

We throw the phrase "pretty feeling good" into our sentences. Nobody can ever tell

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 3:16pm
Red6197 Says:

Me and my husband call it "having breakfast"

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 2:14pm
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 8:59pm

get a pack of cigs works for me. I seen someone here say "lets go get thirsty" i thought that was awesome

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:09pm
Edited-it Says:
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:06am
Spanki Says:
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 12:50am
Hizzles Says:

We went bowling or baked cookies, me and my buddies. Bet my dad thought I was gay for the longest time.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:36am

If you are ever around somebody you need to use smoking lingo for , besides family , kill them . Its not my fault they don't like weed .

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 5:06pm

We used to say just eat cookies!!!! How similar

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:42pm

Me and my friend used to say wambo. But now I feel as if that was more suspicious than anything

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:34am

like i wambo, you wambo, he she it...wambo

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:46am
Zooley Says:

you sir, have made me laugh my ass off

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:32pm
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 8:55pm
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 4:08pm
wizz Says:

We never really had phrases we just had the classic head nod toward the door haha.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 7:52pm

hahahahah oh my god dude. Me and my friends say lets go play webkinz. funniest shit haha.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 8:54pm

dude lets go play some gamecube. ill bring the controller if you bring the disc.. :D

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 12:00am
blakeg256 Says:

haha yea one of our many names is hey lets play halo after practice or i have microsoft points and i want a map pack

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 9:12pm

Hahaha I'm always like, hey ya tryin to go to mars? Or ill just say this randomly around friends when it gets quiet "why yes of course ill roll a blunt, thoughtd you'd never ask..." then look me like dude I didn't say anything (as they're following me to smoke) lol

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 9:19pm
doctaaa Says:

i just say, shall we? and everyone who knows whats up, knows whats up lol

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 1:01pm
wrigley Says:
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 9:26pm
angel_food Says:

Haha me an my brother made up a phrase in a made up language. I cant remember it tho :'(

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 9:32pm

We would say we are going to get fat at some resturant but then someone got caught so now we just say we are Hanging Out

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 9:44pm
csbgoalie Says:

we always say. were trying to find a way to get to the moon

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 2:48pm
angel_food Says:
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:23pm
Sun, 08/21/2011 - 2:57am
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:42pm

"We need to talk, I have a secret to tell you". (: Is what i usually say. Or "Lets do the damn thing" Haha
Peace and love-Kels

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:47pm

My code word Is jello. Because its green, and the best fucking stuff on eath!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:48pm
BillyHaze Says:

we'd say lets graze around the block. (GRAssblaZE) ;) teehee

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:52pm
hawkcelpa Says:

my personal favorite is *sarcastically* "by dad im about to go find a hooker get her pregnant and smoke some weed!" he just laughs cuz he thinks im just joking..... pshhh i dont smoke weed hes crazy.... wait what were we talking about again? lmao jk

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:53pm
xRaylene Says:

me & my friends also say "let's go get some sunshine, it's so nice out" or something along those lines. "sunshine"'s our code word :p

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:54pm

Ma code is "watching movies" or "eating cereal" :p

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 10:55pm
Oopz024 Says:
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:18pm

chill, as in "yo my parents are gone for the weekend, come over and we can chill all day" or "where are you going?" "I'm going over to john's house to chill."

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:19pm

i used to just say 420 but this fucking dumbass kid me and my friends know started saying it all the time so we changed it. fuck yu brian

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:21pm

Jello :) read about my first time!!
Up vote so more people can read it too

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:33pm
maruikia Says:

My friends Dad just says to me "I have some advice, come with me." Funniest shit ever. My friend and his sister arent allowed in and they think his Dad is like my mentor or something. While we sit in his garage smoking a bowl Lol. This actually just started recently. I mean i knew he smoked but i never thought he would ask me to. But he did Hahaha

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:33pm
plato Says:

me and my friends say yosh. no one knows what it means. yo dude lets go yosh

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:34pm
NZgreen Says:

I say to the boys: Should we go get on the bus?

If I get puzzled look i just add: Oh the canny bus.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 12:42am
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 11:37pm

my code word was oranges like do you want an orange dude? and they would know what was up hahahaha
either that or dude want to listen to some pink floyd?