I was at work when this awful white lady came in. She was rude and really demanding, and was just making my day a little worse. After she was done ordering her food, she sat down a few feet away from us, and I said to my co-worker(in indian language called punjabi, because we are both indian) "man this chick is a total bitch. Im gonna tell the chef to spit in her food, haha".

The lady than returns to the counter to pick up her food and this is how our conversation went down:

Me: Hi ma'am, here is your order!
Lady: You know, I lived in India for 15 years teaching english and punjabi at a college.
Me: Oh wow, thats really cool! which city did you teach in?
Lady: .....
Lady: .....
Me: Ok well have a great day!

It took me about 20 minutes after she left to realize what had just happened. I didnt last at that job much longer.

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Tue, 12/21/2010 - 6:02pm
yoinkie Says:

if you guys like this, Ill continue this series. I have many many stories just like this one, lol

Bored? You can check out my latest highdea if you are!
Happy holidays everyone!

Tue, 12/21/2010 - 1:30pm
Mon, 12/20/2010 - 2:17am
erik22 Says:

hahaha.....awesome dude stimulate your mind

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 3:18am

^voted your comment!!

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Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:43am

^voted your comment for using the new upvote comment rule

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 9:19pm
Bluntz2Big Says:

^ voted for telling me about the new upvote thing (:

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:04am
ThaBraze Says:

Totally, make more. That was funny as hell.

"I don't smoke loop trick, just pure marijuana." B-Brazy

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 5:20am
akqt15 Says:
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:12am
JakeReed7 Says:

i got one third week of school junior year German 3 class first block... i got really high with my friends before school went in to German class only to find that the exchange students had come that day and of course my teacher asks me to talk first and i blanked and started talking in english but made up for it with creativity caused by being high and being awesome at german!

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 10:42am
hilz0r Says:
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:15pm
_zooted_ Says:

i got higher than i've ever been before i went to work to have a policeman which turned out to also be a swat member standing 3 ft behind me the rest of the day. talk about being paranoid......

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 2:52pm

Major bummer! It's probably better that you didn't know what happened until later though. Haha. I dare you to post another story!!

Tue, 12/28/2010 - 3:30pm
buggzsk8 Says:
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 4:45pm
dagoods005 Says:
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 8:16pm
smoke_me Says:

i laughed mine off too~


Thu, 12/30/2010 - 4:13pm
yoinkie Says:

ohh, look at this tough guy everybody! Did you write that all by yourself, or did you have to go to "howtolooktoughontheinternet.com"?

Ill just ignore the racist remarks, and teach you something about the "american culture", seeing that you obviously know nothing about it.

A) Spitting at people is about the dirtiest, scum moves you can do in this country. You spit at people when your in a fight? Yea, here in America we call you a douche for doing that. The rest of us actually use our fists, and not degrade ourselves by spitting at anyone. Remember that.

B) You would spit at a customer that walk into your establishment if you get mad at them? See, in this country, America, That kind of thing gets you fired, and maybe a nice little lawsuit to fallow. You obviously have never had a job, or else you would know that.

C) If, by the rare chance you HAVE had a job, your anti-social ass obviously hasnt talked to any of his co-workers. Because here in america, normal people talk to their co-workers. And when a rude customer comes in, this kind of banter is very common. It doesnt mean that we actually spit in people's food, but still we have a nice joke over it with co-workers(which is what this story was about). If you had any reasoning skills what-so-ever, maybe you could have figured that out from this story.

and finally D) you can mosey on over to where I live if you really are infact a "tough guy" like you are pretending to be. I would REALLY enjoy looking at a jobless,anti-social, customer punching, spitting at people person like yourself looks like.

I hope you get a chance to read this. Because your boyfriend will be REALLY happy with the brand new asshole I have just ripped you. Good day, sir.

Wed, 12/29/2010 - 11:36pm

pop a glock in yo mouth and make a brain slushy!! lmao^^^

i do shit like that all the time at my job, but at least im more friendly. :)

I pop no style, I'm strictly rude. ^.^

Thu, 12/30/2010 - 12:14am
idk-george Says:

i was already laughing at "awful white lady" hahaha

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:29pm

That guy up there is an idiot. It's a story written for simple enjoyment of the situation and the irony. And if it actually happened then like everyone said, just banter..,.

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 11:16am
jake_ Says:

hhahahaahaha i actually laughed out loud