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Right, Turn, Arrows

The best thing when driving stoned, is when you get a green arrow at a red light. I mean c'mon its like a fucking godsend to know you can turn freely and not look like a damn dumbass in the middle of the intersection. For example: when you get a green light and have to make a left turn without an arrow you have to wait and look at the headlights of other cars, and your like,"Shit man, How close are they to me", which leads to turning and not looking in front of you to see a curb is there, you almost hit that son of a bitch. In the arrow situation you look and see that Godly Green Arrow and are like,"Fuck yeah, I got an arrow", which is all good. No Worries! Hakuna motha-fucking-tata!!

Submitted by: RonBurgundy 17 weeks 5 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 4 days ago
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best invention that wasnt really an invention

first of all, i love your username.
and second, you are seriously so so right. Green arrows just make everything so simple, it just lays it right out there for you.

"I'm diverse. I save the world second, and I get high first."

haha i totally get what your sayin

dude my friend and i had a ridiculously long debate about this- she thought it was more badass to turn on a green light (I can't remember her reasoning anymore, but it was unconvincing), but i totally agree with you that arrows are the most epic part of turning :)

i just laughed my ass off,
and i'm not even high anymore.