lol if dogs age 7 times faster then us then 1 minutes is like 7 minutes to them, so 8 hours at school is like 56 hours to them (2 days and 1/4th) So when you get home they are all excited and have shit in there mouths to hand to you.... What do you do? You probably dont say shit to them and go up stairs down stairs or to the kitchen... Say hi to your dog bro, now you know why they miss you so much when you get home from school (:

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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:11pm
JHarleyE Says:

i LOVE my dog. of course i say hi to him EVERY time i see him. i just never looked at it like that, lol. good point.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 5:18pm
KidCaLi Says:

My dogs sleeps for 12 hours a day. So he really sleeps for 84 hours in a day. Jesus my dog is like a time traveler.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 4:40pm

damn..I know what you mean but i've never really taken Dog years into minutes and actually thought it out.

thats fuckin badass, if I was at home right now I would go spoil the fuck out of my dog.

Go watch Marley and Me, and TELL ME you don't go home and spoil the FUCK out of your dog for that movie!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:09pm

I was just discussing this with my friend. At least I'm not the only one who thinks like this lol

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:22pm

damn, now i feel like ive been an ass to my dog. im going to chill with her... then try and smoke her out when i have time :)

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:38pm
sims96 Says:

Actually dogs have no sense of time. They were never taught time. Time is a concept humans came up with

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:39pm

I'm at college now and my puppy doesn't get played with by my other family members. She freaks out when I go home and I'll play with her and smoke with her for hours on end

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:40pm
jmandy772 Says:

this makes me miss my dog so bad. im away at college man fuck i fucking love my dog he is so chill. he loves to burn with me and all my homies and he does tripppy shit.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:40pm
ayyyyy Says:

my dog chills on my couch waiting for me to get home. my dog is super chill.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:42pm
sarkyduzit Says:

Yeah so when you leave a dog thinks you've left forever and i do try and say hi to my dog but he likes only my mom :/ he always follows her around.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:44pm

They get seven times higher too (: proven fact I'm so jelous

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:47pm
ehunter410 Says:

I always try to take a good half hour out of my day to have bonding time with my dog you know go out on the porch with a beer toss around a ball take him for a walk, the good times:D

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:48pm

This was the first highdea to make me laugh in a while. I laughed at, "Say hi to your dog bro" for a good 4 minutes.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:49pm
Compassion Says:

My dog knocked my stash off the shelf, ate most of it, left the rest for my parents to find, and fell asleep... I was mad, but at the same... realized... you can't get mad at a dog that loves pot... he just needs to be more careful... because that shit ain't free.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:51pm

My dad won't let my dog inside so it's so hard to chill with him. I feel bad for him.. I should just sneak him in my closet or some shit.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 9:52pm
Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:00pm
Euphoria. Says:

I pet my dog eryday! She runs right up to me the second I get to my house! and so do the 5 cats we have (farm kid :D), instead of to my siblings, it's quite enjoyable

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:16pm

Yea I think it's important to always show your dogs a little love because as long as you show them even the slightest thread of love they'll love you unconditionaly for all their lives. On a side note, I dont think the dog time stuff works that way. Just because something doesnt live as long doesnt mean time passes any different than for us. The dog years thing was made to make dogs more relatable to humans I think.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:27pm

Every night I come home from work I would chill on the couch with my dog. The other day we almost had to put him down and he was in the vet for like a week and I kept going to the couch and calling my dog and he wouldn't come. But now he's home and I show him even more love. Especially when I'm high haha ill lay on the floor with him and just chill out.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:54pm
yoinkie Says:

I read this while on a walk with my dog. Neko says hi

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:07pm
Sergy Says:

I just called my puppy in here and petted him until he got bored lol, now hes sleeping on my bed :D <3

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:24pm
Chee Says:

That's crazy, I'm glad I dont have a dog to neglect.....D:

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:29pm
hellyeah Says:
Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:32pm

my dog got put down monday, but she wasn't even supposed to get halfway through the winter. when i found that out, i smoked with her all christmas break and whenever i went home after that and i'd like to think mary helped extend her life a little bit.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 12:54am
allllly Says:

i fucking love dogs when im high!! my dog ate a brownie and slept in the snow for 5 hours

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 3:17am
theegalaxy Says:
Thu, 03/24/2011 - 2:46pm

Hey I love sleeping in the snow. But dogs dont have cloths so I guess your right.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 3:18am
theegalaxy Says:

I sing to my dog all the time. He is Ceasar :)

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 3:40pm

just read this looked down at my dog and said "Holy shit...2 days and a quarter" and she jumped in my lap i love my dog

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 3:40pm

just read this looked down at my dog and said "Holy shit...2 days and a quarter" and she jumped in my lap i love my dog

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 5:16pm

haha oh man, this made me sad for all the times i did that... sorry Sammy.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 5:51pm
smitty8734 Says:

you saying lol before this honestly made it funnier idk why

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 7:54pm
420fonzi57 Says:

I just skipped school today and took my pit on a hike today after getting blazed with my buddies. It was epic