So my family and I were watching T.V. together not too long ago. The show we had been watching had just ended, so my dad picked up the remote and processed to scroll through the onscreen T.V. guide. As he was doing this he announced aloud the titles of shows he was seeing, "Full-House....Myth Busters....etc." After a while of not finding anything to watch, my dad had unknowingly found his way to the high numbered channels (Pay Per View Porn). Completely oblivious to this fact, my dad reads the next title, "Pound My Pretty Pink Kitty Hole.......that's a funny title, I wonder what that's about?"

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Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:07am
 
 
Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:18am
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Mon, 03/14/2011 - 11:47am
Barrack Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:28pm

But then again, that is also what she said.

 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:36pm
angsl6zz Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:37pm
krystie420 Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:42pm

Man, that's nothin' I fell asleep in the living room one time on the couch, and awoke to the view of my dad having fell asleep in the recliner, remote in hand, having accidently kept hitting the channels and landed on the dildo selling channel.

I was just... WTF, and took the remote away from him and turned the tv off.

 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:34pm

I caught my mother watching that.. Sex with Sue, something like that, lol, one night. I figured that she must have fallen asleep with the tv on, so I went in her room to turn off the tube, and as soon stepped in the room and real quick looked over at me and hit the "last channel" button.. Like she already had an escape route for if she got caught... Rofll.

I gave her shit for it for a while.. Good thing she doesn't know I watch it too.. =p

 
 
Thu, 03/17/2011 - 2:54am
FlyWalk Says:

dude, i think i saw that after the knife show

 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 10:47pm
strictly_ Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:27pm

A few years ago, I was over at my best friend's house getting about as blazed as I had ever been thus far in my life. Her mom was happy to have what she kept calling "girls night" (aka we get fucked up and pretend to have a sleepover with her.), and she made us a nice dinner and we were gonna watch girly movies and whatnot.. So we get settled on the couch, and she turns the TV on, and what the fuck do we see? There is a hardcore pornography dvd, which was only halfway through being watched. HAHA!

Needless to say, she creeped us out.. So we ditched her to go smoke more weed and watch the golden girls in her room. With the door locked. HAHAHA. We were like 13 then.. We look back and laugh about it now. But we were pretty horrified, being that she and her mom are the only two who live there.

That story took forevz, but I like this highdea. It made me rofl a lot, and remember what a funny time that was.

 
 
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