I am currently pooping sitting back wards on the toilet with my laptop on top of the tank. Probably the best highdea ever. I'd like to call it the reverse poopcow position.

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 12:49pm


Mon, 11/08/2010 - 1:01pm
Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:22am
4ZOTH Says:



Tue, 11/09/2010 - 7:20pm
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 10:04pm
dronabinol Says:

sorry for writing on your comment, but anyways i dont wanna be the dick that points flaws out, but you stole this from Tosh.O, even the name.

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 1:52pm
chelsREXX Says:

huh .................... was it fun ?
sounds like fun ................. xD

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 1:53pm
Alex Smith Says:

LAP-top. made that way so you dont have to get completely naked to be on the computer while pooping.

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 2:55am
cuzigothi Says:
Sun, 08/07/2011 - 10:06pm
iciara Says:
Mon, 11/08/2010 - 2:20pm
graffix420 Says:

That seems uncomfortable lol

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 2:23pm
Norse-27 Says:

You're a genius, and you should totally add this to wikipedia!

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 2:41pm

This makes sense

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 3:22pm
ak480 Says:

You stole this from Nobody Likes Onions.

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 3:30pm
Scytale Says:

Alex made a good point, why not simply place the laptop on your lap and avoid the awkwardness of trying to poop backwards.

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 4:10pm
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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 4:23pm
shay Says:

upvoted bc its hilarious
but yea, just put it on your lap? Sounds like a fun little adventure though

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:02pm

dude then you were shitting all over the inside of the toilet then and leaving shitty brown smudges all over the place.

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:16pm
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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:29pm
owhatcuz Says:

Step 1: Smoke Weed. Step 2: Smoke More Weed. Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2. Step 4: Repeat Steps 1, 2, and 3.

I am currently doing this, and it works. It is too comfortable...

Mon, 11/08/2010 - 6:48pm
baiaotou Says:

thats fuckin awesome

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Mon, 11/08/2010 - 8:08pm

Daniel Tosh told this exact joke at a show like 2 months ago

Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:38am

dammnit youre right! i was laughing at this so hard, it couldnt have been original...

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:57pm

thanks i was wondering how far down i was going to have to read before someone said this. tosh is the shit. suck it

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 9:03am
DatOneGuy Says:

How do we no tosh didnt steal the joke from this guy. I meen he does go to this website.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 3:55pm

i didnt wanna be the one to rain on his parade but yeah i knew he stole it lol

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:54am
HighGuy11 Says:

hhahahahahahahahaha not even gonna lie ive done that before
**Baked as a Biscuit :D**

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 4:24am
Black Says:

That would mean you got completely naked from the waist down before pooping.


Tue, 11/09/2010 - 8:56am
Sloth.Wood Says:

I took the top off too for the hell of it.

Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:22am
Black Says:
Tue, 11/09/2010 - 2:05pm

hahahahha! I just found myself up voting this, liking this on facebook and then... WATCHING you on your toilet! hahahahahahaaa! When I pressed watch i laughed....

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 2:33pm

It's actually called the "AC Slater". It's a throwback to how Slater sat on his chairs back in the Saved By the Bell days.

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 1:55pm
Tue, 11/09/2010 - 3:45pm
heidalgo Says:

dude thats just plain gross...it seems like way more of a hassle to do that than to step away for ur laptop for 5 minutes, but thats just my opinion. I mean if you feel the constant need to be in front of a screen go for it, just wash your hands...

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 4:15pm
owhatcuz Says:

Do you poop on your hands?

Step 1: Smoke Weed. Step 2: Smoke More Weed. Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2. Step 4: Repeat Steps 1, 2, and 3.

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 4:36pm
porkman Says:

When I read the title, I immediately thought to myself "gnipoop"

Wed, 11/10/2010 - 3:26am
Otter Says:
Tue, 11/09/2010 - 5:14pm

While this does make sense, I'd still rather use my android...it's more comfortable ;)

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 5:57pm
xcollee21x Says:

Ayoo. Daniel tosh told this exact joke in his tosh.tour.twenty.ten skittt.

Tue, 11/09/2010 - 9:22pm
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Wed, 11/10/2010 - 1:03am
baiaotou Says:

i tried, cant do this. too wide. have to practically do the splits to get yer ass over the toilet lol

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Wed, 11/10/2010 - 3:47am

hahaha I definitely thought of the pooping process in reverse when I read the subject. It turned out even better though!!

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Wed, 11/10/2010 - 12:03pm
peeriscool Says:

i just tried that after i saw this, nd my balls were resting on the porcelin nd it was sooo cold and it just like sucked in general.then i was getting really cold, but im takin a shit so its not like i can just stand up nd leave so yea. if your reading this and thinking about doing it, dont. this is my warning

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 1:13pm
goingeace Says:

colin if i ever walk into your house and find you pooping backwards im gonna run behind you and drop kick you just because this idea got upvoted 400 more times then my idea did.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 1:50am
nathanv94 Says:

why wouldnt you shit with your laptop on your lap like a normal person?

Tue, 11/23/2010 - 10:05pm
mongotimm Says:

ok so i just took the most amazing shit of my life, except i had to like get naked to do this.

Wed, 11/24/2010 - 4:20pm
tk12345 Says:

this is called an A.C. slater dump.

Thu, 12/16/2010 - 8:05pm

this isnt matt is it?? sounds like somethin matty would say haha...

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:14pm

SIR YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE, I AM TYPING THIS WHILE POOPING BACKWARDS.... completely revolutionary... only negatives, you can completely smell your shit and you cant wear shorts

Tue, 03/08/2011 - 12:23am
Anthony30- Says:

This idea was on Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts. I tried it, It was the best thing everrrr

Sun, 03/27/2011 - 4:02am

Daniel Tosh said something just like this on his most recent stand up. which was quite impressive i might add.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 10:39am