Oddish (He looks like a little purple nug)
Charmander (He looks chill and can light a bowl of Oddank)
Victrebell (Could be used as a bong)
Wortortle (Could prevent kottonmouth and re-fill bong water)
Growlithe (Train him to find your missing bud and would be a kickass pet)
Pidgeot (No reason, though flying around all over the place would be bad as fuck)

Nobody wants a Snorlax. I don't want his 1,000 lb ass eating all my food and sitting on me!

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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:52pm


Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:50pm

dude no way snorlax is my favorite haha

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:52pm
WPS Says:

You try paying for a snorlax. Don't you remember his little Pokedex entry that he eats like 800 lbs of food a day?! And he's a fatass!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:27pm

I'll start feeding him slices of his own ass, that'll help with costs

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:22pm

WHO THE FUCK wasn't exposed to pokemon as a kid? I will pay for you to fly to washington so I can play some old school pokemon games with you, this is like the saddest thing i've ever heard. i'll even teach you sneaky shit like everything about EV training! you'll be a fucking pro

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:03pm
Pajapah Says:

wow..I never met a girl who did EV training.

*is impressed*

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:15pm
frankadank Says:

So glad theres more people that know about that haha

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:42pm

I wasn't either, but my senior year of high school I bought a friends gameboy and Pokemon Blue, and I've never looked back

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:46pm

that's still pretty sad! if it weren't for pokemon i probably wouldn't even know how to read haha

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:47pm
sm0k3y Says:

damn you mean i cant give him those little poke snacks then?

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:54pm

charizard so he can light your bowl and fly you places
oddish like you said
blastoise fill bong water and protect you from the cops
bulbasaur can pick up the nugs you drop
meouth he can give you money to buy bud
diglet can make you an earth bong

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:56pm
WPS Says:

I had my cop protector in Growlethe, but then I'd have to get a new Oddish everytime I smoke him.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:03pm
bushrock Says:

Magmar to light bowls
Blastoise is good
Venasaur so you can grow a big ass plant on its back and have a never ending supply of poke'weed.
Pigeot to patrol for cops so I'll always be 1 step ahead of them and to fly anywhere
Meowth can give you money but I'd want one that could talk too
Nidoking would be my security

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 4:35pm
Maniatiko Says:
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:51pm

My friends dad looks like Blastoise, no lie!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:53pm

My friends dad looks like Blastoise, no lie!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 8:37pm
Chinookk Says:

HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAA. I have a vaporizer named vaporeon and a bubbler named poliwhirl because it has a little blue glass frog hugging the down stem

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:25pm

Snorlax would be an awesome pet, you can hide weed and small automobiles under his man breasts

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 9:42pm
NotWyatt Says:

I wouldn't want mewtwo cause he'd try to sound like he knows all about it and tell you how to use the carb and when to stop milking it and shit.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:05pm
bushrock Says:

Think of the mind fucks he'd give you though

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:07pm

You forgot the best pokemon of all time bro. MAGIKARP. That mother fucker is so so chill, all he does is splash around like a retard all day

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:20pm

I'm really lovin' your whole persona. All hail Coconut Head!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:31pm

i always see coconut head in the comments... its awesome.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:33pm
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:40pm
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:49pm

I'd totally want a Torterra just so i could grow the bud on his back. awsum shitt!
An Eevee for sure cuz, I'm Eevee && my fav pokemon.
Dewgong so it can make me an ice bong for cool hits and keep it filled cuz ice pokemon have water too (:
Ninetales cuz she's a bad bitch and can light my shitt
A Gengar to hide with the shitt if cops came. he's badass too!
And Dragonair to fly around on. I'm sure i could teach him to roll big ass blunts too lol

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:38pm
Expansive Says:
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:48pm

oh shitt yea lol I was thinkin bout how pretty dragonair was when i typed it >.< lmao

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:05pm
FortWinty Says:

I like that we all picked pokemon fromthe first generation. That's how it should be.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:50pm
WEHfoo Says:

Preach it, bro

Scyther for a grinder
Blastoise bc fuck yeah
Growlithe for lighting bud
Meowth to tell you stories
psyduck to laugh at
slowbro bc everyone needs a bro

pickachu would be a bitch and get paranoid off of one hit. hes not invited

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:48pm
sm0k3y Says:

i agree 100% to your reason for picking pidgeot.. fucking badass as fuck.

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:15am
Syn Says:

Hotbox a Cloyster

rest doesn't matter, just get whatever would make you happiest. I would change it up a shit ton.

protection? what offers more protection than an effing Gyarados?

arcanine, nidoking, golem, rhyhorn, dragonite & dragonair get mentions just for being badasses

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 1:59am
WPS Says:

Growlithe is a little fucker though. Cute, but if he senses shit he's gonna roast your ass in a heartbeat

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 12:36am

this is literally one of the best things I've ever read...

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 2:13am

"Nobody wants a snorlax." New interchangeable situational quote of mine. Thank you WPS for this post.

Mon, 10/03/2011 - 1:51am
WPS Says:

Haha thanks. I honestly had no fucking clue I just had a popular highdea until literally now!

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 3:03am
HiOnGreen Says:

You all are trippin my nigga abra can teleport me ANYWHERE !!!

Sun, 10/02/2011 - 7:36pm

charzard http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/202/f/a/Charizard___21_of_30__by_Ununununium.jpg for lights flying and to keep trucha(look out)
and Wailord so i could ride on his back out at sea also hed be good for ice bongs and water http://pokemon.supercheats.com/artwork/321.png