Ok guys... hear me out.
What if we really CAN walk thru walls & fly n breath underwater n shit, but we just think we know so well that you'll hit a solid wall, or fall off the roof, or drown or whatever...
It's like that one dude said "I think, therefore I am." Well, maybe we Think we can't so this shit, therefore, we can't. But I know I can, so I'm gonna go fill up the bathtub... Wish me luck!
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Sadly, he was marijuana's first casualty. You will be missed you brave bastard you!
Say hi to Patrick Swayze for me
And say high to Kanye West's mother for me please.
fuck both of those people, and smoke a nice fat dooby with Biggie for me!
Oh and say hi to Jim Morrison. He died in the bath too...
UPDATE: That didn't work so well... damn near drowned.
& I would not only say hi to Jim Morrison, I would burn an everlasting joint with him...
The only reason it didnt work was cause you werent believing enough. you gotta believe way harder than that man. one time i believed pretty hard that i was jesus and i cured my dogs blindness, then of course i had to make him blind again so mom wouldnt get mad. but man if you beleive, theres no limit to what you achweed.
exactly.
Dude that's bad ass
Naw...we lost the actual ability to think a long time ago...we humans no longer think the way Emerson did...but he prolly smoked weed, so we all on the right track natch
the questions not if Emerson did, but how much did he smoke.
I believe I'm high.
god weed is amazing
Read illusions by Richard Bach it is an amazing book it
where the fuck did that shit about the book come from roflll
i was pretty sure you were dead haha
Fuck no!! I'm invincible! lmao
RIght like we totally create our own reality. ! woot no more taxes!
"oh, the things you can think up if only you try"
Dr. Seuss
I've transcended time and space, but nobody believes me. The mind is far more valuable than the body. Afterall, the body is only 1% there, and a strong enough mind allows trasncendence. You and everyone else will not believe me, and I don't blame you. But being able to control where you are in the world at any given moment is amazing. I hope you all find out what I mean.
I found out what you mean. We met one night, on a astral walk, and since then you have been living out the existence I have been orchestrating from my elevated mind. See, young padawan, my mind has trancended even further. Everything is in teirs and is connected. Keep on your, imean mine...and we shall meet again
I know what you mean... I did the exact same thing...