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New And Imprpoved Movie Theatre Butter Popcorn Application

Instead of bringing in a cup of butter to apply to your popcorn halfway through the movie when the butter-saturated top layers gives way to the dry, butter thirsty middle and bottom. Try this highDEA to minimize effort and maximize total butter saturation.
Step 1. Apply butter to top of popcorn as you normally would.
Step 2. Obtain a straw at your nearest soda vending machine.
Step 3. Insert straw into popcorn bag. To desired depth of popcorn. (imagine you are drilling for oil)
Step 4. Place the top of the straw directly under the butter spout. (a perfect fit i might add)
Step 5. Dispense desired volume of butter to the specific region you stelected.
Step 6. Move the straw around to different corners and depths of the bag. Dispensing more butter to each location. Until every nook and cranny of your extra large jumbo bag of popcorn is completely and evenly saturated.
Step 7. Sit down and enjoy the show. Without having to pause to apply more butter via reserve cup, thus minimizing any unnecessary distractions during the movie and maximizing ultimate stoned popcorn eating bliss.

ENJOY!!!
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Submitted by: trial_BLAZER 32 weeks 3 days ago – Made popular 32 weeks 1 day ago
Category: offbeat   Tags:
avg votes:28up votes:36down votes:8total votes:44

I see how it is, I'm watching you... Watching you take my idea to the next level :P

this is the kind of evolution of ideas i want to happen in the live stoner chat
http://highdeas.com/technology/LIve_Chat_Function_for_Highdeas

I think I would rather just have a popcorn container that is fat rather than tall. That would solve the butter to corn ratio nicely.

just...thank you

you make going to the movies that more better!

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