The US has things with Spanish names, German names, basically everyone is represented, but the Native American 'indians' didn't even have our alphabet. Think of it, anything I try to spell that's Native American I have to spell check it. These are the hardest things to spell, yet these are a people that didn't even have letters.

Did they designate some asshole to spell native american shit? He must have had a fucked up sense of humor!

He's like "Sure Cheif, let me spell that for ya. "W"-"I"-"N"-"N"-"I"-"P"-"E"-"S"-"A"-"U"-"K"-"E"-"E" - Winnipesaukee! Wasn't that easy? Almost as easy as Massachusetts!"

Cheif throws down his pencil, goes back to the reservation and takes a big hit of peyote. "White teacher man not funny..."