My weed fairy..
i threw a party at my apartment and an old guy wandered over from a few doors down and he chilled with us, really cool old guy and we found out he smokes pot and we blazed with him... now he stops by at least once every other week to see how we are doing and he always gives me a nice nug and says try this out.. bye.... i call him my weed fairy... i highly suggest u find one too..
User login
Popular in Offbeat
- 140so last night....
- 118floor level bed
- 106The Rain
- 97speed of light
- 78gill face
Upcoming in Offbeat
Tags
420
Animals
awesome
baked
blunt
bong
bowl
bud
car
cool
cops
crazy
food
friends
fun
funny
god
Green
high
highdea
highdeas
idea
joint
life
lighter
love
Marijuana
money
movies
munchies
music
people
philosophy
phone
pipe
pot
religion
school
science
sex
smoke
smoking
Stoned
stoner
stoners
THC
time
TV
water
weed
my grandmas my weed fairy lol*high life*
your sister is my weed fairy
one day that old dude is going to wanna suck your dick cause you aint shown no love back lmao j.k
I was gonna say my friend had a weed fairy until his fairy got high with him and made a move on his dick. Beware the weed fairy, he will leave you weed but he'll also try to get a hand full of cock eventually.
LOL HERBERT THE HIGH PERVERT! CLASSIC!
i omitted that i live with my sis and he has a crush on her... which is y he tries to keep me on his side.. he knows my sis aint into him but hes just happy to hang out with a crowd that still parties.... damn.... am i pimping my sister out for weed? y didnt i start this sooner?
haha, great... just great.
Mine's my father....
i used to have a weed fairy
he'd come into my work wreaking of awesome pot
i'd comment on it and he'd be like you smoke?
try this shit out
Dude... My weed fairy lives a block away from me... He/she is a hermaphrodite and the coolest person I've ever met... I love my fairy
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
umm your reply wins because you addressed me as dude (so we are immediately friends), you mentioned a friendly hermaphodite, and u ended it with one of the coolest high songs in tangerine sky by KK.....
i have somthing similar but its a gnome that steals weed from me and my friends. that bastard
weed fairy, weed fairy, come my way...
i need to see you every day...
bring me a nugget to get me through...
in return, you get my sister, sue..
this homie of mine, every time I hit him up, even if im not lookin for it, i end up with at least a g. When I am lookin for it, I pay for a 1/8 and get a quarter. It's sick as fuck. And, he delivers anytime, anywhere. It's like, selling daaaank ass bud is his lifelong job.
everytime, he says, "I dunno, I think last time was better." We smoke a bowl and I get 10 times higher than I did from a bowl off the last shit.
And whenever I smoke with him, i pull out my satchel to pack, and he says "nahh, nahh save yo weed homie" and packs brimmer after brimmer after brimmer.
End up mobbing down the freeway to go to san bernadino to deliver some weed and smoke another blunt.
I get out of his car, and you can't even see me because of the smoke just flowing out like a fucking river.
He's sick as fuck I tell you.
Best.
Dealer.
Ever.
hahah i got one two hes my neighbor everytime i go by his house he always smokes a bowl of sour d with me and then gives me a few nuggs. coolest dude ever!!