Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

Made popular on: 
Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


Comments

 
Wed, 06/15/2011 - 4:38pm
Atheistic Says:

This is funny shit but I sincerely hope nobody seriously considers doing it...

 
 
Sun, 06/19/2011 - 5:26pm
 
 
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:29am
Dallizle Says:

this is literally the one highdea i think that will be remembered forever. its always gonna be the best one of them all

 
 
Fri, 06/24/2011 - 12:28am
TCOCLDTS Says:

how does it feel to have the first highdea that comes up when clicking on top of all time? i think its pretty righteous :)

 
 
Sun, 06/26/2011 - 4:12am
 
 
Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:20pm

Do they really have that many midget babies out there?

 
 
Mon, 06/27/2011 - 2:13am
Mammoth77 Says:

yes i had the same idea....but in mine... i take em when there 18 put them in a box and let em out in time square.....

 
 
Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:27pm
laner420 Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:43am
SmokeCloud Says:

Dude you have the most popular highDEA ever!!.......that my friend....is an accomplishment...

 
 
Sat, 07/09/2011 - 7:42pm
PomunZ Says:

Grow your forest near a cliff side, so that in the event that your horde of interracial midgets conceive a normal sized child, you can cast them into the depths below in a "300" styled statement of inadequacy...

 
 
Mon, 07/11/2011 - 2:06pm

http://highdeas.com/hd/Whenever_Im_naked

 
 
Tue, 07/12/2011 - 10:41pm

how about a forest full of only ginger midgets?

 
 
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:45am
 
 
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 7:58pm
sameram Says:
 
 
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:28pm

yea i saw a comedian say this on comedy central...

 
 
Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:28am
GANJA03110 Says:

so basically you want to make a more diversified version of the north pole

 
 
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 10:06pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:58am
LennyCecil Says:

it's like The Village, but kill off the ones that arent midgets or send them on a quest. lol forever. and make crazy midget porn cuz that would be sweet

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 6:43am

".......So Mr. Johnson. You would like to adopt 8 midget children......again? This will be 24 children...."

*Straight face* "Yes"

 
 
Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:22pm

what if like people find out your keeping midgets in a forest can you get in trouble for that

 
 
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:14pm
Bancher572 Says:

this is incredible, a friend told me to check this out but i didn't believe him. when i was in my statistics class this past year i literally thought of this exact idea and my mind is absolutely blown at the fact that someone else came up with it too. i said that i wanted to buy a bunch of land in Ireland or Scotland or England and surround it with a big 20 foot wall enclosed by forest. adopt as many midgets as i could, have them reproduce and live as their god. but i would treat the very well and they would work my farm for me and thats how i make the money. haha such a crazy idea but i suppose thats what the ganj will get ya.

 
 
Sun, 07/31/2011 - 11:56am

I HAD THE SAME IDEA...except INSIDE A MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!

 
 
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 10:18am
HighGuy11 Says:

why the fuck is this on the front page again???? what the fuck?????

 
 
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 7:57pm

Make a pornographic parody of Disney's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Call it Itty Bitty Gang Bang.

 
 
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:18am
dahveed420 Says:

hahaa oh shit, there we go bro. thats on my list of things to do

 
 
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:03am
420_24.7 Says:

Definitely couldn't stop laughing for fifteen minutes after reading this

 
 
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 4:13am
 
 
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:37pm
stoop714 Says:

i got some goood highdeas that could use some upvotes, please check em out.

 
 
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 4:13pm

yooo once this shit get 420 comments STOP commentingg

 
 
Sat, 08/13/2011 - 2:40pm
 
 
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 9:08pm
easybake33 Says:

how would you know if the baby was a midget?

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:41am
fri3d Says:

I think Willy Wonka already did that.

 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 12:08pm
JCaD Says:

Think about raising a midget army to protect your forest. That is a scary thought

 
 
Sat, 08/13/2011 - 2:39pm

this is literally the best thing ever. i die every time i read it

 
 
Sat, 08/13/2011 - 6:15pm

thats why you kill their offspring.. duh people

 
 
Sun, 08/14/2011 - 7:43pm

dude how would you know the babies were midgets if they were babies?

 
 
Tue, 08/23/2011 - 9:12pm
 
 
Mon, 08/15/2011 - 7:45am

No idea why this was on the front page again, but I still laughed.

 
 
Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:22am
hahaha Says:
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:54pm
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 6:57pm

Theres a place in Muskego Wisconsin called Hauchyville. Its a dirt road in the woods, in the middle of no where, with small shacks, and no joke, midgets living there. Their is one man who I saw living there with them as we drove through, and this dude was like a tall albino black man and chased us out. the story is he started this place for people who are "freaks" and want to live away from society

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 8:49am
DancinRick Says:

Just need a couple more comments for 420!

 
 
Sat, 08/20/2011 - 1:17am
dahveed420 Says:

bro like pocket god! XD greatest fuckin idea ever. imma go do that now at 1 am. brb

 
 
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:48am

guys can we downvote this u i really like the seconds most popular idea *puppy dog eyes*

 
 
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 8:59pm
Dr.Greeen Says:
 
 
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 9:48pm
bigchuggin Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:52pm
Maxfield Says:
 
 
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 11:16pm
Nic-r Says:

The only thing i hate about this is how tons of people steal this and tell people at school like it was their own idea :(

 
 
Sun, 08/28/2011 - 3:53am
xBuTTeRsI Says:
 
 
Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:01pm

Hahahahahahaha I thought the same Thing before!!