Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:25pm
llllllllll Says:

Fri, 06/10/2011 - 2:44pm

can you tell if someones a midget at birth?

Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:45am
Peacex420 Says:

Yeah, they're born with a job offer from Willy Wonka.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:54pm

i love how this is the most popular highDEA :)

Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:41am

You must feel like the fucking coolest person alive. You have the most popular highDEA of all time.
If I were you I would definitely feel like a god among midgets.

Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:07pm

you are fuckin awesome im actually going to do this and dress them up like oompa loompas, and maybe even make the forest a chocolate factory and then youd pretty much be willy wonka. or not and they can just be my MINIONS muahaha

Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:49pm
JPerkins20 Says:

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 5:38pm
Atheistic Says:

This is funny shit but I sincerely hope nobody seriously considers doing it...

Sun, 06/19/2011 - 6:26pm
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:29am
Dallizle Says:

this is literally the one highdea i think that will be remembered forever. its always gonna be the best one of them all

Fri, 06/24/2011 - 1:28am

how does it feel to have the first highdea that comes up when clicking on top of all time? i think its pretty righteous :)

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 5:12am
Sun, 06/26/2011 - 10:20pm

Do they really have that many midget babies out there?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 3:13am
Mammoth77 Says:

yes i had the same idea....but in mine... i take em when there 18 put them in a box and let em out in time square.....

Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:27pm
laner420 Says:
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:43am
SmokeCloud Says:

Dude you have the most popular highDEA ever!!.......that my an accomplishment...

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 8:42pm
PomunZ Says:

Grow your forest near a cliff side, so that in the event that your horde of interracial midgets conceive a normal sized child, you can cast them into the depths below in a "300" styled statement of inadequacy...

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 3:06pm

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 11:41pm

how about a forest full of only ginger midgets?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:45am
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 8:58pm
sameram Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:28pm

yea i saw a comedian say this on comedy central...

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:28pm
GANJA03110 Says:

so basically you want to make a more diversified version of the north pole

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 11:06pm
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:58pm
LennyCecil Says:

it's like The Village, but kill off the ones that arent midgets or send them on a quest. lol forever. and make crazy midget porn cuz that would be sweet

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 7:43am

".......So Mr. Johnson. You would like to adopt 8 midget children......again? This will be 24 children...."

*Straight face* "Yes"

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:22pm

what if like people find out your keeping midgets in a forest can you get in trouble for that

Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:14pm
Bancher572 Says:

this is incredible, a friend told me to check this out but i didn't believe him. when i was in my statistics class this past year i literally thought of this exact idea and my mind is absolutely blown at the fact that someone else came up with it too. i said that i wanted to buy a bunch of land in Ireland or Scotland or England and surround it with a big 20 foot wall enclosed by forest. adopt as many midgets as i could, have them reproduce and live as their god. but i would treat the very well and they would work my farm for me and thats how i make the money. haha such a crazy idea but i suppose thats what the ganj will get ya.

Sun, 07/31/2011 - 12:56pm


Mon, 08/01/2011 - 11:18am
HighGuy11 Says:

why the fuck is this on the front page again???? what the fuck?????

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 8:57pm

Make a pornographic parody of Disney's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Call it Itty Bitty Gang Bang.

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:18am
dahveed420 Says:

hahaa oh shit, there we go bro. thats on my list of things to do

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 3:03am
420_24.7 Says:

Definitely couldn't stop laughing for fifteen minutes after reading this

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 5:13am
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 9:37pm
stoop714 Says:

i got some goood highdeas that could use some upvotes, please check em out.

Sat, 08/06/2011 - 5:13pm

yooo once this shit get 420 comments STOP commentingg

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:40pm
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 10:08pm
easybake33 Says:

how would you know if the baby was a midget?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 2:41am
fri3d Says:

I think Willy Wonka already did that.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:08pm
JCaD Says:

Think about raising a midget army to protect your forest. That is a scary thought

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:39pm

this is literally the best thing ever. i die every time i read it

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 7:15pm

thats why you kill their offspring.. duh people

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 8:43pm

dude how would you know the babies were midgets if they were babies?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 10:12pm
Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:45am

No idea why this was on the front page again, but I still laughed.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:22am
hahaha Says:
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:54pm
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 7:57pm

Theres a place in Muskego Wisconsin called Hauchyville. Its a dirt road in the woods, in the middle of no where, with small shacks, and no joke, midgets living there. Their is one man who I saw living there with them as we drove through, and this dude was like a tall albino black man and chased us out. the story is he started this place for people who are "freaks" and want to live away from society

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:49am
DancinRick Says:

Just need a couple more comments for 420!

Sat, 08/20/2011 - 2:17am
dahveed420 Says:

bro like pocket god! XD greatest fuckin idea ever. imma go do that now at 1 am. brb