Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 9:59pm

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I just hotboxed highdeas to this highdea. nice bro. word.

 
 
Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:14am

http://highdeas.com/philosophy/Hash-7

Not looking for upvotes, just a question to be answered.

 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 2:27am
ZK-Spike Says:

itd be like living in a hobbit village....awsome

 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:33pm
maribueno Says:

make sure they dont discover technology, that way you can predict the weather and they will bow down, im gonna do this someday

 
 
Mon, 04/18/2011 - 4:35pm

The midgets are bound to find out there is an outside world and that sir, will be your downfall xP

 
 
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:21pm

there is already one down by my house outside of it there is a siqn that says god protects this village may no one go agenst his bidding, they put it there cause everone was driving through and laughing at the tiny houses and tiny well everything it was awsome

 
 
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:32pm
 
 
Wed, 04/20/2011 - 1:44pm
justBRIAN Says:

Sorry I just feel that it would be alot of work to take care of like 100 brainless midgets, idk

 
 
Thu, 04/21/2011 - 2:58pm
 
 
Thu, 04/21/2011 - 6:34pm
stoned_hgc Says:

i read this a month ago an tried 4 times to make it happen the 3rd miget didnt wanna do a orgy so it all fellinto pieces

 
 
Fri, 04/22/2011 - 2:54am
 
 
Sun, 04/24/2011 - 4:16pm
DarkZyzx Says:

I hope this gets 100 more comments... Ha well now 99. :D

 
 
Sun, 04/24/2011 - 7:49pm
juices. Says:
 
 
Mon, 04/25/2011 - 3:21pm
johnny875 Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:25pm
mattrich Says:

Since it seems that your the creator of this wonderful website..I was wondering...Was this site a highdea?
http://highdeas.com/food/that_depressing_moment-1

 
 
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 10:08pm
jayeL Says:

JHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This made my day!

Check out mine, :)
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Wed, 04/27/2011 - 5:31pm
postblue Says:

that's the greatest thing i've ever heard.

 
 
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:26am
 
 
Fri, 04/29/2011 - 2:06am
Anthony415 Says:

Check out Chronic Weed http://highdeas.com/hd/Chronic_Weed

 
 
Fri, 04/29/2011 - 3:15am
baby_bud Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/30/2011 - 5:37pm
Anthony415 Says:

If you ever ask this question, you know your high! http://highdeas.com/hd/Im_High_1

 
 
Sat, 04/30/2011 - 6:05pm
Blazie Says:

I shall do this! And I shall name them all Puggley...

 
 
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:59am

To improve, clear a forest to make sure there are no other plants growning anywhere. Then plant millions of pot plants and let them grow into trees, then teach the midgets to build houses out of them and then boom, you get the bud and have your own team of harvesters...until one house catches fire there could be a issue

 
 
Tue, 05/03/2011 - 10:25am

this will forever be the top highdea of all time..congrats
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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 4:50pm
mrfluffer Says:

http://highdeas.com/hd/confused_stoner

 
 
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 8:34pm

i downvoted you have waay to many votes man

 
 
Tue, 05/10/2011 - 1:13pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFwyuitDWPs

 
 
Thu, 05/12/2011 - 5:24pm
 
 
Fri, 05/13/2011 - 1:46pm
 
 
Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:02pm
BothComics Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:27pm

best idea ive heard ALL day:D sooo much power. ahahahaha.

 
 
Sun, 05/22/2011 - 11:15pm
Caddyman93 Says:

I really dont see how this is the top HighDea still. Ive so many other Highdeas that were actually funny and deserve to be in this spot. This was a good one, but it shouldnt be top of all time still.

 
 
Wed, 05/25/2011 - 6:35pm
Chrees Says:

Alright i know you guys don't like it when people do this but i dont give a shit about upvotes i just want some opinions/responses on this

http://highdeas.com/hd/Chicken_or_The_Egg

 
 
Fri, 05/27/2011 - 10:55am

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sign up man this helps legalize the herb.

 
 
Sat, 05/28/2011 - 10:01pm
egp1 Says:

hahahah thats funny

http://highdeas.com/lifestyle/i_wanna-20

 
 
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 2:25pm
Benton Says:

This should be made into a movie that gets banned!

 
 
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 7:54am
VikingBram Says:

http://highdeas.com/lifestyle/Why_nature_lovers_love_nature

 
 
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 3:40pm
snailracer Says:

do ppl advertise on this highdea because its got over 11000 upvotes?

 
 
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 11:27pm
Hutch Says:

i hate when people do this but i really need this

http://highdeas.com/hd/Some_please_establish

 
 
Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:00pm
yungchow Says:

so basically the premise to willy wonka and the chocolate factory?

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:18am
zepoloreip Says:

That'd be soooo fuckin baddasss!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:19am
zepoloreip Says:

That'd be soooo fuckin baddasss!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:38am

i'm gona be 16 this month. im 4foot 9 and 94pounds

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:25pm
llllllllll Says:

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Fri, 06/10/2011 - 2:44pm

can you tell if someones a midget at birth?

 
 
Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:45am
Peacex420 Says:

Yeah, they're born with a job offer from Willy Wonka.

 
 
Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:54pm

i love how this is the most popular highDEA :)

 
 
Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:41am

You must feel like the fucking coolest person alive. You have the most popular highDEA of all time.
If I were you I would definitely feel like a god among midgets.

 
 
Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:07pm

you are fuckin awesome im actually going to do this and dress them up like oompa loompas, and maybe even make the forest a chocolate factory and then youd pretty much be willy wonka. or not and they can just be my MINIONS muahaha

 
 
Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:49pm
JPerkins20 Says:

http://highdeas.com/hd/Many_Different_Lives