Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


Wed, 01/20/2010 - 4:20pm

im not going to do my homework anymore..this convinced me to go blaze
so thank you

Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:01pm
AznRonin Says:
Mon, 01/25/2010 - 2:19am
zmunayz Says:

AND YOU COULD RAISE ONE TO BE SECOND IN COMMAND, in case you need to go get groceries, "I shall call you "Moses" and bestow upon you the laws of the land!" (said in a deep demanding voice)... hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 4:40pm

My friend: "What was that really funny one again?"
Me: "We laughed pretty hard at the one about OK being a little person."

Me: "OHHH YEAH the midget village!"

You're funny. :D

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 9:44pm

me and my friends were talking about this post and we seriously talked for a good hour about what our village of midgets would involve. it was so awesome and i challenge everyone who reads this to think of what u would do with ur village of midgets

Thu, 01/28/2010 - 2:12am
jorgio Says:
Sun, 01/31/2010 - 11:09pm
Lunchboxx Says:
Mon, 02/01/2010 - 5:46pm
jals2113 Says:
Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:39pm


Tue, 02/02/2010 - 9:35pm
ComeHonor Says:
Wed, 02/03/2010 - 3:32am

i just cried from laughing so hard from this. thank you.

Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:43pm

"Silence is Golden, But Duck Tape is Silver.

Tue, 02/09/2010 - 6:38am

i find it ridiculous that this is the most popular idea right now

Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:52pm
jrdn Says:

what if the midgets rode baby rhinos that where babies forever?

Thu, 02/11/2010 - 1:48pm
SirPsycho Says:
Sat, 02/13/2010 - 3:00am
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:03pm
mac-drizzle (not verified) Says:
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:52pm

i just died laughing so hard.
<3stay blunted

Wed, 02/24/2010 - 4:37pm

Bitch you know what i want! i wanna talk to SAMSON!

Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:12pm
wiebo420 Says:

this highdea is my alltime favorite lol good job!!!

Fri, 03/05/2010 - 2:27am
dknsty2388 Says:
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:09am
bomD Says:

this was my idea!! i thought of this a couple years ago and was laughed at in school for is an amazing idea tho

Sat, 03/20/2010 - 6:39pm
zarrillo Says:

i would make the midgets bop on my dick.

Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:19pm
phxsuns Says:

Nice your highdea is the first to reach the year that it is..currently 2010. Nicee

Wed, 03/24/2010 - 4:40pm
pennylane Says:

kudos man.

Mon, 03/29/2010 - 6:45pm
Roachford Says:


Wed, 03/31/2010 - 3:42pm
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 2:49am
ARMY1 Says:


Mon, 04/05/2010 - 2:47am
Silicates Says:

Just adopt a fuck ton of babies and teach them to believe you're god, then they'll never doubt you because they're brain washed. Then they will have kids and teach them to believe that you're god, and then make them become scientists and find some way to keep you from ever dying, and that they have to have tons of kids. Then you'll live forever and eventually the whole world will think you're god.

Mon, 04/05/2010 - 3:05pm
comingkah Says:

you have inspired me to make this my life goal. THANK YOU

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:41pm
Phil Fevry Says:
Tue, 04/13/2010 - 1:21pm
K.U.5.H Says:

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Mon, 04/19/2010 - 4:07pm
high6969 Says:

that was probably the funniest thing of all time

Mon, 04/19/2010 - 4:15pm
high6969 Says:

U should build a midget fence around the whole thing
that way if u want u can just hop the fence and leave and come back later
but the midgets are trapped forever hahahahahaha

Tue, 04/20/2010 - 1:41pm
zombivy Says:
Wed, 04/21/2010 - 10:06pm
hubtubber Says:

i also dream of being accompanied by midgets, read my one and only highdea, I hope that you can....cough..cough...........relate to my dream.

Wed, 04/28/2010 - 7:00pm
SirLoin Says:

easily when one of the funniest things i hvae ever read even when im not blazed!

Sun, 05/02/2010 - 8:08pm

ok i like this idea. but how are you going to adopt all these midgets? dont you think the adoption agency would think this is a little creepy.

Tue, 05/04/2010 - 5:14pm

im a midget and i find this offensive!

JK blaze on ;)

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:07am

OOHHH my god...i want too do that sooooooooo bad right now

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 5:14am
Mon, 05/10/2010 - 1:27am

idk about this man.. haha just not my style. =)

Tue, 05/11/2010 - 9:35pm

Awesome, but an island would be way better than a forrest. So you would have to fly there in your magical god flying machine.

Fri, 05/14/2010 - 6:29pm
that-guy Says:

Hahaha holy shit I laughed for like 30 min after reading that haha

Fri, 05/14/2010 - 7:42pm
Sun, 05/16/2010 - 7:28pm
ZB508 Says:

this is probably the funniest most fucked up things ever

Thu, 05/20/2010 - 9:07pm

that is by far one of THE greatest highdeas i have ever heard

Fri, 05/21/2010 - 4:39pm

You must be a guy. Cause only guys think about being
so dominant.

Mon, 05/31/2010 - 7:18pm
weston18 Says:

think of all the midgets who have downvoted u

Tue, 06/01/2010 - 9:54am