Submitted by nowfal on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:10am
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test
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just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest
i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.
If you smoke enough, the forest will come to you!
http://highdeas.com/hd/Imagine_Scooby
Then command the midgets to harvest and trim the bud through a religious ceramony
and you can even have different holidays like superblunt day,
you think any of those midgets are hot?
I was gonna upvote until I read, "you think those midgets are hot?"
eeeekkk, no dude.
Your comment and the comment that you are replying to is funny together, not individually. Half a vote each!
mind fuckkkk
http://highdeas.com/science/so_many_high_revelations_at_once
ANYONE could be a god!
http://highdeas.com/entertainment/If_i_see_you_shooting_a_pistol_sideways
Agreed! This is awesome.. If you guys feel that highDEAS should have instant messaging.. Click here
http://highdeas.com/hd/INSTANT_MESSAGING_on_HighDEAS
http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Santa_and_flying_cars
i always thought this one would get published
DID NOBODY REALIZE THIS IS A SHORTER REPOST OF THE ALLTIME HIGHEST/TOP RATED HIGHDEA!!!!
http://uber-facts.com/2012/02/21/china-has-a-kingdom-of-dwarfs/ midget kingdom in china
Nice try. But you're not a God. Try another thing called "clean marijuana" buy thesis paper
HELL YEAH!!!! its been done!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYg6EdWklOA
this is amazing!
how long do you plan to keep this up? midgets can have non-midget babies..
you'd better notice this degroot.
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I'M A TOWEL !! wait...
You're a towel? Has someone called you that before or what hahahahaha. Look, this is what it means to be called a towel, by the way:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Towel&defid=1916489
read number 3, and number 2.
choose one baby as the one who will become the god when you die
i feel like he'd be pissed for a little while though when you told him how to run the whole god shenanigan
you must allow one chilled of your non midget ness and not kill him so you can teach them everything
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or fuck a super hot chick and use ur own kid as the new god--family business
HE KILLS THE NON MIDGETS DUHHHHHHH btw this is a great idea especially if you make the midgets grow weed and then you get stoned and get the midgets stoned as payment for growing/ harvesting of the weed
Use the weed as currency.
Perfect economy, money does grow on trees.
no if one of the midgets has a regular size baby they could be jesus!
But midgets can have non midget babies. So it would look like holy intervention. And you wouldn't teach them Christianity, you'd teach them about yourself. So you could just leave immaculate conception out of it. :)
vasectomies my friends, vasectomies. or..spay them? ok so apparently im that asshole for saying spay the women according to my gf who watched me write this...so tie their tubes. ok now that shes gone, spay the bitches
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