Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


Sat, 03/26/2011 - 3:26am
kiefstone Says:
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 10:15pm

just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:13pm

paint the midgets blue, with white clothes

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 2:52am
K_C_609 Says:

Or you could paint them like oompa loompas

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:46am

i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:17pm

If you smoke enough, the forest will come to you!

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:12am
Sun, 02/13/2011 - 3:39am
Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:30am
Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:27pm
stunzi Says:


Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:31pm
jeffrey Says:

Then command the midgets to harvest and trim the bud through a religious ceramony

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 9:36pm
icaay Says:

and you can even have different holidays like superblunt day,
you think any of those midgets are hot?

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:18am
ChrisG Says:

I was gonna upvote until I read, "you think those midgets are hot?"

eeeekkk, no dude.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:19am

Your comment and the comment that you are replying to is funny together, not individually. Half a vote each!

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 3:11pm
izik7291 Says:

mind fuckkkk

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:22pm

ANYONE could be a god!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:20pm
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:08pm
BayBrii408 Says:

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Sun, 07/31/2011 - 6:41am
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:57am

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Thu, 01/19/2012 - 3:33am

best idea... i've ever hurd. god like.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:12pm
Raptor929 Says:

i always thought this one would get published

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:00am

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 11:50am
eazye221 Says:


Wed, 07/11/2012 - 5:25pm midget kingdom in china

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:46am
sharon199 Says:

Nice try. But you're not a God. Try another thing called "clean marijuana" buy thesis paper

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:26am
budsofdank Says:

Your comment just blew my mind in a heap of laughing joy.

Mon, 07/01/2013 - 12:51pm

HELL YEAH!!!! its been done!!!!!

Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:47am

this is amazing!

how long do you plan to keep this up? midgets can have non-midget babies..

you'd better notice this degroot.

Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:39pm
abrnCAFE Says:

you are god. you can decide what babies live/die.

Tue, 06/08/2010 - 8:21pm

hahahaha thought the same thing. just kill em. :P

Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:46am
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:02pm
Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:09pm
-Jasper- Says:


I'M A TOWEL !! wait...

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 4:05am
Sat, 02/26/2011 - 1:31am
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:23am
ChrisG Says:

You're a towel? Has someone called you that before or what hahahahaha. Look, this is what it means to be called a towel, by the way:

read number 3, and number 2.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 3:56pm
jonation Says:
Fri, 01/14/2011 - 7:27pm
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 8:56pm
mannyland Says:

choose one baby as the one who will become the god when you die

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:45am

i feel like he'd be pissed for a little while though when you told him how to run the whole god shenanigan

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 3:40am

you must allow one chilled of your non midget ness and not kill him so you can teach them everything


Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:10pm

or fuck a super hot chick and use ur own kid as the new god--family business

Mon, 05/10/2010 - 11:52am
420FTW Says:

HE KILLS THE NON MIDGETS DUHHHHHHH btw this is a great idea especially if you make the midgets grow weed and then you get stoned and get the midgets stoned as payment for growing/ harvesting of the weed

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:31pm

Use the weed as currency.
Perfect economy, money does grow on trees.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 10:59pm

no if one of the midgets has a regular size baby they could be jesus!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:18pm
raguuu Says:

bu then you would have to impregnate someone in their sleep

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 8:31pm
Azreaal420 Says:

But midgets can have non midget babies. So it would look like holy intervention. And you wouldn't teach them Christianity, you'd teach them about yourself. So you could just leave immaculate conception out of it. :)

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 5:46pm
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:25pm
Mikovic17 Says:

vasectomies my friends, vasectomies. or..spay them? ok so apparently im that asshole for saying spay the women according to my gf who watched me write tie their tubes. ok now that shes gone, spay the bitches