Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 2:39am
 
 
Mon, 03/21/2011 - 1:30am
 
 
Sun, 04/03/2011 - 4:27pm
stunzi Says:

YEA AND IN THAT FORSET GROW A TON OF BUD

 
 
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 12:31pm
jeffrey Says:

Then command the midgets to harvest and trim the bud through a religious ceramony

 
 
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:36pm
icaay Says:

and you can even have different holidays like superblunt day,
you think any of those midgets are hot?

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 8:18am
ChrisG Says:

I was gonna upvote until I read, "you think those midgets are hot?"

eeeekkk, no dude.

 
 
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:19pm

Your comment and the comment that you are replying to is funny together, not individually. Half a vote each!

 
 
Thu, 03/10/2011 - 2:11pm
izik7291 Says:

mind fuckkkk

http://highdeas.com/science/so_many_high_revelations_at_once

 
 
Wed, 04/13/2011 - 3:22pm

ANYONE could be a god!

http://highdeas.com/entertainment/If_i_see_you_shooting_a_pistol_sideways

 
 
Wed, 04/20/2011 - 2:20pm
 
 
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 5:08pm
BayBrii408 Says:

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Sun, 07/31/2011 - 5:41am
 
 
Sat, 08/27/2011 - 3:57am

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Thu, 01/19/2012 - 2:33am

best idea... i've ever hurd. god like.

 
 
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:12pm
Raptor929 Says:

http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Santa_and_flying_cars

i always thought this one would get published

 
 
Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:00pm

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Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:50am
eazye221 Says:

DID NOBODY REALIZE THIS IS A SHORTER REPOST OF THE ALLTIME HIGHEST/TOP RATED HIGHDEA!!!!

 
 
Wed, 07/11/2012 - 4:25pm

http://uber-facts.com/2012/02/21/china-has-a-kingdom-of-dwarfs/ midget kingdom in china

 
 
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:46pm
sharon199 Says:

Nice try. But you're not a God. Try another thing called "clean marijuana" buy thesis paper

 
 
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 1:26am
budsofdank Says:

Your comment just blew my mind in a heap of laughing joy.

 
 
Mon, 07/01/2013 - 11:51am

HELL YEAH!!!! its been done!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYg6EdWklOA

 
 
Mon, 04/20/2009 - 7:47am

this is amazing!

how long do you plan to keep this up? midgets can have non-midget babies..

you'd better notice this degroot.

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:39pm
abrnCAFE Says:

you are god. you can decide what babies live/die.

 
 
Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:21pm

hahahaha thought the same thing. just kill em. :P

 
 
Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:46am
 
 
Thu, 09/09/2010 - 11:02am
 
 
Mon, 10/25/2010 - 3:09pm
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I'M A TOWEL !! wait...

 
 
Wed, 02/09/2011 - 3:05am
 
 
Sat, 02/26/2011 - 12:31am
 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 8:23am
ChrisG Says:

You're a towel? Has someone called you that before or what hahahahaha. Look, this is what it means to be called a towel, by the way:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Towel&defid=1916489

read number 3, and number 2.

 
 
Wed, 12/01/2010 - 2:56pm
jonation Says:
 
 
Fri, 01/14/2011 - 6:27pm
 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 7:56pm
mannyland Says:

choose one baby as the one who will become the god when you die

 
 
Sun, 02/27/2011 - 11:45pm

i feel like he'd be pissed for a little while though when you told him how to run the whole god shenanigan

 
 
Wed, 04/06/2011 - 2:40am

you must allow one chilled of your non midget ness and not kill him so you can teach them everything

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Thu, 04/07/2011 - 7:10pm

or fuck a super hot chick and use ur own kid as the new god--family business

 
 
Mon, 05/10/2010 - 10:52am
420FTW Says:

HE KILLS THE NON MIDGETS DUHHHHHHH btw this is a great idea especially if you make the midgets grow weed and then you get stoned and get the midgets stoned as payment for growing/ harvesting of the weed

 
 
Sun, 04/22/2012 - 7:31pm

Use the weed as currency.
Perfect economy, money does grow on trees.

 
 
Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:59pm

no if one of the midgets has a regular size baby they could be jesus!

 
 
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 9:18pm
raguuu Says:

bu then you would have to impregnate someone in their sleep

 
 
Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:31pm
Azreaal420 Says:

But midgets can have non midget babies. So it would look like holy intervention. And you wouldn't teach them Christianity, you'd teach them about yourself. So you could just leave immaculate conception out of it. :)

 
 
Wed, 04/06/2011 - 4:46pm
 
 
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:25pm
Mikovic17 Says:

vasectomies my friends, vasectomies. or..spay them? ok so apparently im that asshole for saying spay the women according to my gf who watched me write this...so tie their tubes. ok now that shes gone, spay the bitches

 
 
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:57pm
falaughful Says:
 
 
Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:15pm
fyasko Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/25/2009 - 12:52pm
csingh Says:

this has to be ona the worst AND best highdeas so far

 
 
Fri, 03/12/2010 - 5:18pm

indeed. but i have to say i am sooo lovin this idea now =]

 
 
Mon, 10/18/2010 - 2:56pm
Kkush Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:53am
macks Says:

You realize this means midget fucking.

 
 
Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:46am