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Submitted by nowfal on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:10am

Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm

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Sat, 03/26/2011 - 3:26am

kiefstone Says:

not if your GOD

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 10:15pm

Bluntercules Says:

just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:13pm

killinemsoftly Says:

paint the midgets blue, with white clothes

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 2:52am

K_C_609 Says:

Or you could paint them like oompa loompas

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:46am

stoked4toke Says:

i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:17pm

finceminster45 Says:

If you smoke enough, the forest will come to you!

http://highdeas.com/hd/Imagine_Scooby

Wed, 02/15/2012 - 9:12am

AfricanWoodbine Says:

hahaha

Sun, 02/13/2011 - 3:39am

williegstax Says:

A forest of Cannabis!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 2:30am

paythebrent Says:

fuck yeah smoke weed

Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:27pm

stunzi Says:

YEA AND IN THAT FORSET GROW A TON OF BUD

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:31pm

jeffrey Says:

Then command the midgets to harvest and trim the bud through a religious ceramony

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 9:36pm

icaay Says:

and you can even have different holidays like superblunt day,
you think any of those midgets are hot?

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:18am

ChrisG Says:

I was gonna upvote until I read, "you think those midgets are hot?"

eeeekkk, no dude.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:19am

newbiedewbie Says:

Your comment and the comment that you are replying to is funny together, not individually. Half a vote each!

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 3:11pm

izik7291 Says:

mind fuckkkk

http://highdeas.com/science/so_many_high_revelations_at_once

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:22pm

circasurvive Says:

ANYONE could be a god!

http://highdeas.com/entertainment/If_i_see_you_shooting_a_pistol_sideways

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 3:20pm

Punstable_2ice Says:

amen

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:08pm

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Sun, 07/31/2011 - 6:41am

bitterdiesel Says:

it's life man

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 4:57am

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Thu, 01/19/2012 - 3:33am

breannalovesbud Says:

best idea... i've ever hurd. god like.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:12pm

Raptor929 Says:

http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Santa_and_flying_cars

i always thought this one would get published

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:00am

T-mec_Toker Says:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/K8R5LNW

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 11:50am

eazye221 Says:

DID NOBODY REALIZE THIS IS A SHORTER REPOST OF THE ALLTIME HIGHEST/TOP RATED HIGHDEA!!!!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 5:25pm

bieberhole69 Says:

http://uber-facts.com/2012/02/21/china-has-a-kingdom-of-dwarfs/ midget kingdom in china

Mon, 08/20/2012 - 12:46am

sharon199 Says:

Nice try. But you're not a God. Try another thing called "clean marijuana" buy thesis paper

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 2:26am

budsofdank Says:

Your comment just blew my mind in a heap of laughing joy.

Mon, 07/01/2013 - 12:51pm

CaliiGirl420 Says:

HELL YEAH!!!! its been done!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYg6EdWklOA

Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:47am

sixwordslong Says:

this is amazing!

how long do you plan to keep this up? midgets can have non-midget babies..

you'd better notice this degroot.

Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:39pm

abrnCAFE Says:

you are god. you can decide what babies live/die.

Tue, 06/08/2010 - 8:21pm

stickygreeen Says:

hahahaha thought the same thing. just kill em. :P

Sat, 07/18/2009 - 1:46am

chemical_cloud Says:

euthanasia

Thu, 09/09/2010 - 12:02pm

SmugglyMcWeeds Says:

youths in asia?

-Smuggly McWeeds

Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:09pm

-Jasper- Says:

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I'M A TOWEL !! wait...

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 4:05am

sirsniipesalot Says:

high as fuck

Sat, 02/26/2011 - 1:31am

newkidintown Says:

haha you,re a towel

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:23am

ChrisG Says:

You're a towel? Has someone called you that before or what hahahahaha. Look, this is what it means to be called a towel, by the way:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Towel&defid=1916489

read number 3, and number 2.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 3:56pm

jonation Says:

practically midgets

Fri, 01/14/2011 - 7:27pm

Other_Barry Says:

HAHAHAHAH props to ali g, my friend

Sat, 11/21/2009 - 8:56pm

mannyland Says:

choose one baby as the one who will become the god when you die

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:45am

LetsGetVapey Says:

i feel like he'd be pissed for a little while though when you told him how to run the whole god shenanigan

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 3:40am

greenman386 Says:

you must allow one chilled of your non midget ness and not kill him so you can teach them everything

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 8:10pm

thclifeguard Says:

or fuck a super hot chick and use ur own kid as the new god--family business

Mon, 05/10/2010 - 11:52am

420FTW Says:

HE KILLS THE NON MIDGETS DUHHHHHHH btw this is a great idea especially if you make the midgets grow weed and then you get stoned and get the midgets stoned as payment for growing/ harvesting of the weed

Sun, 04/22/2012 - 8:31pm

BongKingDano Says:

Use the weed as currency.
Perfect economy, money does grow on trees.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 10:59pm

jaysbob2000 Says:

no if one of the midgets has a regular size baby they could be jesus!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 10:18pm

raguuu Says:

bu then you would have to impregnate someone in their sleep

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 8:31pm

Azreaal420 Says:

But midgets can have non midget babies. So it would look like holy intervention. And you wouldn't teach them Christianity, you'd teach them about yourself. So you could just leave immaculate conception out of it. :)

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 5:46pm

ellewillbite Says:

bam.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:25pm

Mikovic17 Says:

vasectomies my friends, vasectomies. or..spay them? ok so apparently im that asshole for saying spay the women according to my gf who watched me write this...so tie their tubes. ok now that shes gone, spay the bitches