Midget Village
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.
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Which new site feature should be implimented? (These came from the site improvements category)
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I'm a greedy bastard...I want them all!!! :)
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Total votes: 248
The is probably one of the sickest, narcissistic and amazing things I've ever heard. I could be a GOD!
this is amazing!
how long do you plan to keep this up? midgets can have non-midget babies..
you'd better notice this degroot.
you are god. you can decide what babies live/die.
euthanasia
GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS!
this has to be ona the worst AND best highdeas so far
You realize this means midget fucking.
i lol'd
awesome forward thinking!!!!!
indeed...that would be a huge problem!!!
:):):)
LOL!!!!
..Do you realize you'll be the tallest person in this midgetopia..you'll be a reall life giant like the freak from jack in the bean stalk or paul bunion or the greenbean giant..would everything be little in the midget village..like the tables and chairs?..would your house be the biggest..it would be like a castle compared to the little midget homes..this highDEA just opens doors to more highDEAS..its fuckin fan-freakin-tastic
two words.
pure brillance.
Great thought. Sometimes "little" ideas can change the world in a "big" way!
if you live in pennsylvania, there's actually a real place called midgetville! it's supposed to be some mythical place, but i've seen it! it's actually a bunch of little houses with little driveways and little mailboxes!
I wonder if they have little soap...
haha this is the best! Then we all get them stoned continuously!
oh
my
god
Awesome idea, although I believe its already been done to a cetain degree by two popular figures. One of these men is everyones favorite candy maker who calls his midget men Oompa-Loompa's and the other man travels the world in one night giving presents to little children, his midgets have pointy ears. Only difference is that they didnt do this in a forest.
You have to make your cult midgets farm pot for you at the same time. They could gift it to you during their worship.
YES!
SLAVE MIDGET LABOR!
haha!
this is awesome i want some of what youre having
At a certain point in your godlike life you will get bored for sure to see midgets all day around you.
I am not a racist against midgets but it would boring for sure...for days and years and decades...it would be a nightmare!!!!
Also you will have to raise many children...that nwould be also a problem in your godlike life...you will not be a god in the begining...you will be a mother...:):):)
Well the point is to raise them to view you as a god, they wouldn't know what a mother is.
YOUR NAME IS DOPEY! *Whip cracks*
I love the idea, this is something I really wanna try !!
this is pure brilliance
this is a great idea, but only if the lil fellas sang alltogether during menial chores and such... if they dont sing its just crazy...
wow, my life finally has meaning
wicked!
and teach them only klingon
lol XD
what if some day a man hunting in the forrest pops out of no where with a gun would he be considers the devil
Thats the funniest fucking thing ive ever heard.... ud need god robes.... and a toy lightsaber....
this is pretty wizard of oz
i like it
but i will not skip down the yellow brick road
you wouldn't even have to buy new ones....they could breed
this is absolutly the best idea ever
"the trueman show"
in a way this is your main topic but instead of only you knowing the truth the movie only had one guy in the whole sity knowing of the truth
you could have them like on a plantation. but for your weed!!! crops as far as the eye can see. they could all dress the same too like umpa loompas. this is great. im gonna take a bong rip.
You could have other normal sized people come in to be soldiers...Make the midgets smoke weed..it'd be funny as shit
This is an amazing highDEA. I've actually had a salvia trip somewhat like this highDEA.
420th to give ups to this. IS THAT A WEBSITE FIRST!? I THINK SO
this is hilarious but i dont think its good enuf to bee the #1 highdea
brilliant and they say weed makes u stupid the stupid govermant is fucking 100% wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaahhaha
can't.stop.laughing...
hahahaha. oh shit.
-snead <3 weed-
Youd eventually die...who would take over then?
NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY VACATION TIME!!!
Oryx and Crake. its about this dude who invents a perfect race of people and they think hes god. crazy good book.
but im already god lol
this is easily one of the funniest things i've ever had the pleasure i've reading