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Submitted by nowfal on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:10am

Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm

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Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:15pm

funkpucker Says:

The is probably one of the sickest, narcissistic and amazing things I've ever heard. I could be a GOD!

Thu, 10/21/2010 - 12:52pm

Rorkster2 Says:

A God among midgets!
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Yeah, my Highdea stole 5380 upvotes. No big deal or anything

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 5:24pm

SlimJD Says:

people didn't get our joke lmao

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 3:56am

Purple_Grass Says:

This is the longest reply list I have ever seen

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:40am

Got_Munchies Says:

the forest wouldnt work, theres a decent chance of 2 midgets producing a normal sized human isnt there?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:44am

stoked4toke Says:

yeah theres a very good chance.
..he'd be their "god" until two of them had a full grown child and it would be over. lol

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 12:21am

csmitty44 Says:

The son would be Jesus

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 6:37pm

sdddude123 Says:

you blew my mind : o

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:05pm

Greenius Says:

Yeah but then you could just kill the children until they produced another midget then the problem would be solved

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 2:56am

Joe Says:

its its different than everyone else he can convince them that the child has to be sacrificed, it be abortion. it would happen like only a couple times a year. he could get away with it.

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 10:57pm

Joankethly Says:

Lol. That would be a great idea buddy. But probably, their loyalty won't last long. Everybody seeks a mystery, they would somehow discover that you only bought them. Haha. Indeed, a fun thread. Thumbs up!

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Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:27am

Hail2tehsun Says:

exactly what i was thinking..genetically alter their dna so that they always reproduce into midgets...

its 2012..im sure this is possible

Sun, 07/24/2011 - 3:13am

Munchiesss Says:

dont tell them about sex lmao

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 1:07pm

JCaD Says:

you dont have the midgets reproduce, you just go adopt more midgets every year

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:15am

james-k-toke Says:

when it gets out of hand just make them kill eachother. fight to the death

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:55pm

snakebites Says:

you could be a god til they start breeding.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:17am

james-k-toke Says:

the comment i made about them killing eachother was meant for ur comment lol

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 2:07pm

4fuckin8ake Says:

Take a shit ton of steroids and then make the normal sized human your bitch

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 4:14pm

finceminster45 Says:

Youre getting too technical, it's the highdea that counts!

http://highdeas.com/hd/Imagine_Scooby

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 6:31pm

Mr.Bordges Says:

kill it

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 2:00pm

WHERES_MY_PIZZA Says:

tell them you will be angry with them if they have sex and you wrath will rain down upon them like...THE WRATH OF GOD!!!!!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 4:07am

Sargentbunce Says:

i think the catholic church tried that already :P

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:06pm

troop420 Says:

like adam and eve

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 1:49am

scaranus Says:

yes. 1 in 4.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 1:50am

scaranus Says:

yes. 1 in 4.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 10:30pm

wildflwr2390 Says:

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 10:29pm

wildflwr2390 Says:

Oooo yeaa u totally just disproved his so called greatest highdea ever lol. It wouldn't work at all cus sooner or later 2 of them will fuck and get pregnant and have a kid who grows up to be regular height. I mean he could brainwash them all and never teach them about sex and tell them its wrong and make them scared of it, but soooomeone is bound to go agains "God" (juuust like Eve) and do it anyway. But then if that happened and a midget got pregnant he might just kill the infant after its born cus after all he's God... He can do that. I'm really high right now ...

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 2:10am

thabombsheiky Says:

hey now stop hatin' this is the god of highdeas.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:52am

izzy14 Says:

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:33pm

_One_love_ Says:

Your just sad.

http://highdeas.com/hd/Merry_go_round_0

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:58pm

SalguodOnSkis Says:

try this, its my highdea and i wrote it without stopping. Not trying to steal his thunder but i just want to share this. idc about upvotes i just like sharing my shit if yanno what i mean! http://highdeas.com/hd/If_you_choose_not_to_decide_you_still_have_made_a...

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 11:18pm

rossalynd☮ Says:

Seriously people need to read this.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 4:12pm

ElEagleEyez Says:

http://highdeas.com/lifestyle/The_Mailman

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:51pm

BeyondtheGreen Says:

I don't get it.
http://highdeas.com/hd/So_I_saw_a_butterfly_today

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 2:13am

☮ANGEL420☮ Says:

redbull gives you wings... duh

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:30pm

pacmanrfcp Says:

It's funny because he has twice that many now haha

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 5:22pm

laxtrev18 Says:

http://highdeas.com/hd/CD

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:52pm

snakebites Says:

how do you get high with your head so far up your ass?

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:30pm

Mandark Says:

GOD ADOPTED LOTS OF LOWER BEINGS (humans) AND CONFINED THEM ON PLANET EARTH. THEN HE TRIED TO KEEP ADAM AND EVE FROM LEARNING ABOUT SEX AND REPRODUCTION, BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THROUGH THE PROCESS OF REPRODUCTION OVER A VAST AMOUNT OF GENERATIONS, WE COULD ACHIEVE HIS "GODLIKE" STATE OF BEING AND HE WOULD THEREFORE CEASE TO BE OUR GOD. crap, I've said to much... they're coming for me

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:54pm

GanjeGirl420 Says:

http://youtu.be/Sc63rx4RJV8

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 12:19am

Lakeside420 Says:

Sun, 12/12/2010 - 6:12pm

MasterKief510 Says:

buy a forest? how about grow a forest ;)

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 1:52pm

Scoots_McGee Says:

im not an expert on the subject but i feel like it takes a long time to grow a forest bro

Sat, 03/26/2011 - 3:26am

kiefstone Says:

not if your GOD

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 10:15pm

Bluntercules Says:

just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:13pm

killinemsoftly Says:

paint the midgets blue, with white clothes

Sun, 07/17/2011 - 2:52am

K_C_609 Says:

Or you could paint them like oompa loompas

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 6:46am

stoked4toke Says:

i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.