Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:53pm


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Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:15pm
funkpucker Says:

The is probably one of the sickest, narcissistic and amazing things I've ever heard. I could be a GOD!

 
 
Thu, 10/21/2010 - 11:52am
Rorkster2 Says:

A God among midgets!
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Yeah, my Highdea stole 5380 upvotes. No big deal or anything

 
 
Sat, 04/30/2011 - 4:24pm
SlimJD Says:
 
 
Thu, 11/01/2012 - 2:56am

This is the longest reply list I have ever seen

 
 
Tue, 06/21/2011 - 12:40am

the forest wouldnt work, theres a decent chance of 2 midgets producing a normal sized human isnt there?

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:44am

yeah theres a very good chance.
..he'd be their "god" until two of them had a full grown child and it would be over. lol

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 11:21pm
csmitty44 Says:
 
 
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 5:37pm
sdddude123 Says:
 
 
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 2:05pm
Greenius Says:

Yeah but then you could just kill the children until they produced another midget then the problem would be solved

 
 
Sun, 10/16/2011 - 1:56am
Joe Says:

its its different than everyone else he can convince them that the child has to be sacrificed, it be abortion. it would happen like only a couple times a year. he could get away with it.

 
 
Wed, 09/25/2013 - 9:57pm
Joankethly Says:

Lol. That would be a great idea buddy. But probably, their loyalty won't last long. Everybody seeks a mystery, they would somehow discover that you only bought them. Haha. Indeed, a fun thread. Thumbs up!

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Fri, 05/04/2012 - 12:27am

exactly what i was thinking..genetically alter their dna so that they always reproduce into midgets...

its 2012..im sure this is possible

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:13am
Munchiesss Says:
 
 
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 12:07pm
JCaD Says:

you dont have the midgets reproduce, you just go adopt more midgets every year

 
 
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:15am

when it gets out of hand just make them kill eachother. fight to the death

 
 
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:55pm
snakebites Says:

you could be a god til they start breeding.

 
 
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:17am

the comment i made about them killing eachother was meant for ur comment lol

 
 
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 1:07pm

Take a shit ton of steroids and then make the normal sized human your bitch

 
 
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 3:14pm
 
 
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 5:31pm
Mr.Bordges Says:
 
 
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 1:00pm

tell them you will be angry with them if they have sex and you wrath will rain down upon them like...THE WRATH OF GOD!!!!!

 
 
Sat, 11/17/2012 - 3:07am

i think the catholic church tried that already :P

 
 
Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:06pm
troop420 Says:
 
 
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:49am
scaranus Says:
 
 
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:50am
scaranus Says:
 
 
Thu, 11/28/2013 - 9:30pm
 
 
Thu, 11/28/2013 - 9:29pm

Oooo yeaa u totally just disproved his so called greatest highdea ever lol. It wouldn't work at all cus sooner or later 2 of them will fuck and get pregnant and have a kid who grows up to be regular height. I mean he could brainwash them all and never teach them about sex and tell them its wrong and make them scared of it, but soooomeone is bound to go agains "God" (juuust like Eve) and do it anyway. But then if that happened and a midget got pregnant he might just kill the infant after its born cus after all he's God... He can do that. I'm really high right now ...

 
 
Sun, 06/26/2011 - 1:10am

hey now stop hatin' this is the god of highdeas.

 
 
Fri, 07/22/2011 - 1:52am
izzy14 Says:
 
 
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:58pm

try this, its my highdea and i wrote it without stopping. Not trying to steal his thunder but i just want to share this. idc about upvotes i just like sharing my shit if yanno what i mean! http://highdeas.com/hd/If_you_choose_not_to_decide_you_still_have_made_a...

 
 
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:18pm
 
 
Fri, 07/15/2011 - 1:13am
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 5:30pm
pacmanrfcp Says:

It's funny because he has twice that many now haha

 
 
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:52pm
snakebites Says:

how do you get high with your head so far up your ass?

 
 
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:30pm
Mandark Says:

GOD ADOPTED LOTS OF LOWER BEINGS (humans) AND CONFINED THEM ON PLANET EARTH. THEN HE TRIED TO KEEP ADAM AND EVE FROM LEARNING ABOUT SEX AND REPRODUCTION, BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THROUGH THE PROCESS OF REPRODUCTION OVER A VAST AMOUNT OF GENERATIONS, WE COULD ACHIEVE HIS "GODLIKE" STATE OF BEING AND HE WOULD THEREFORE CEASE TO BE OUR GOD. crap, I've said to much... they're coming for me

 
 
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:19pm
 
 
Sun, 12/12/2010 - 5:12pm

buy a forest? how about grow a forest ;)

 
 
Thu, 02/10/2011 - 12:52pm

im not an expert on the subject but i feel like it takes a long time to grow a forest bro

 
 
Sat, 03/26/2011 - 2:26am
kiefstone Says:
 
 
Thu, 04/07/2011 - 9:15pm

just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest

 
 
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:13pm

paint the midgets blue, with white clothes

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 1:52am
K_C_609 Says:

Or you could paint them like oompa loompas

 
 
Thu, 07/14/2011 - 5:46am

i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.

 
 
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 3:17pm
 
 
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:12am