Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. test
The is probably one of the sickest, narcissistic and amazing things I've ever heard. I could be a GOD!
A God among midgets!
Yeah, my Highdea stole 5380 upvotes. No big deal or anything
people didn't get our joke lmao
This is the longest reply list I have ever seen
the forest wouldnt work, theres a decent chance of 2 midgets producing a normal sized human isnt there?
yeah theres a very good chance.
..he'd be their "god" until two of them had a full grown child and it would be over. lol
The son would be Jesus
you blew my mind : o
Yeah but then you could just kill the children until they produced another midget then the problem would be solved
its its different than everyone else he can convince them that the child has to be sacrificed, it be abortion. it would happen like only a couple times a year. he could get away with it.
Lol. That would be a great idea buddy. But probably, their loyalty won't last long. Everybody seeks a mystery, they would somehow discover that you only bought them. Haha. Indeed, a fun thread. Thumbs up!
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exactly what i was thinking..genetically alter their dna so that they always reproduce into midgets...
its 2012..im sure this is possible
dont tell them about sex lmao
you dont have the midgets reproduce, you just go adopt more midgets every year
when it gets out of hand just make them kill eachother. fight to the death
you could be a god til they start breeding.
the comment i made about them killing eachother was meant for ur comment lol
Take a shit ton of steroids and then make the normal sized human your bitch
Youre getting too technical, it's the highdea that counts!
tell them you will be angry with them if they have sex and you wrath will rain down upon them like...THE WRATH OF GOD!!!!!
i think the catholic church tried that already :P
like adam and eve
yes. 1 in 4.
Oooo yeaa u totally just disproved his so called greatest highdea ever lol. It wouldn't work at all cus sooner or later 2 of them will fuck and get pregnant and have a kid who grows up to be regular height. I mean he could brainwash them all and never teach them about sex and tell them its wrong and make them scared of it, but soooomeone is bound to go agains "God" (juuust like Eve) and do it anyway. But then if that happened and a midget got pregnant he might just kill the infant after its born cus after all he's God... He can do that. I'm really high right now ...
hey now stop hatin' this is the god of highdeas.
Your just sad.
try this, its my highdea and i wrote it without stopping. Not trying to steal his thunder but i just want to share this. idc about upvotes i just like sharing my shit if yanno what i mean! http://highdeas.com/hd/If_you_choose_not_to_decide_you_still_have_made_a...
Seriously people need to read this.
I don't get it.
redbull gives you wings... duh
It's funny because he has twice that many now haha
how do you get high with your head so far up your ass?
GOD ADOPTED LOTS OF LOWER BEINGS (humans) AND CONFINED THEM ON PLANET EARTH. THEN HE TRIED TO KEEP ADAM AND EVE FROM LEARNING ABOUT SEX AND REPRODUCTION, BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THROUGH THE PROCESS OF REPRODUCTION OVER A VAST AMOUNT OF GENERATIONS, WE COULD ACHIEVE HIS "GODLIKE" STATE OF BEING AND HE WOULD THEREFORE CEASE TO BE OUR GOD. crap, I've said to much... they're coming for me
buy a forest? how about grow a forest ;)
im not an expert on the subject but i feel like it takes a long time to grow a forest bro
not if your GOD
just grow a huge marijuana garden and the midgets will look at it as a forest
paint the midgets blue, with white clothes
Or you could paint them like oompa loompas
i feel like it also takes a long time to put in the effort to buy a forrest and then populate an entire community of little people. probably longer than growing one.
If you smoke enough, the forest will come to you!