They're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

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Tue, 01/11/2011 - 8:48pm
peenackle Says:
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:09am

they live to be 10 0to 150 years old haha thats why

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 4:55pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

I like turtles because eagles pick them up and drop them like bombs, and once killed a man by doing so. 1000 ways to die, thank you.

Tue, 01/11/2011 - 8:54pm
Xejios Says:
Tue, 01/11/2011 - 8:58pm
TheBuckets Says:

its funny cause you got that from facebook. i liked it like, twenty minutes ago

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:03pm
johnn3e2 Says:

actually its a quote by mitch hedberg. RIP Mitch

Tue, 01/11/2011 - 9:31pm

Fucking thief, in the real world we call this plaiarism.

Sat, 01/15/2011 - 11:02pm
squantobro Says:
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:24am
MissWhite Says:


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:27am

Um, the ninja turtles are totally violent... the only time they would eat lettuce is on a pizza (yummm btw), and they are oddly fast for turtles :)
hahaha. I just blew your mind.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 6:30am

I want a turtle named Tortuga (Spanish for turtle). The villains on Breaking Bad have the best names haha

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:46am

I just realized that island on Pirates of the Carrabien was named after turtles and I speak spanish fluently...I was always just too stoned when I watched those movies...damn I'm late as fuck./

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 7:44am
joebreezy Says:

I smoked with a turtle the other day. His name was Tracey.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 10:41am

every once in awhile, ima come up on this beach and leave my babies there. don't bother em

cuz they cute

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 8:31pm
sergzy Says:

Way to copy this exact highdea from the top highdeas page you prick


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 11:53pm
ganjabliss Says:
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:47am

Check the date/time at the top. This one is older by one hour. Original or not, it was stolen from this guy in one hour. That's crazy man.People should think for themselves.

Edit: they both copy and pasted from Facebook. Both are pricks.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:50pm
ganjabliss Says:

this is way late but humans are social creatures and we learn by seeing.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 12:06am
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:03am
Rorkster2 Says:

And then this guy meets a snapping turtle...

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 2:05pm
scstoner Says:

i was about to say something about a snapping turtle haha. they fuck shit up

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 1:52pm

Stoners of the animal world lol:) I had two named turdie and squirt

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:02pm

This has been reposted so many times. Copied word for word.

Sat, 05/05/2012 - 12:44am

thats so true man but honestly i want a three toed sloth there just super chill man