Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you're like 'Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if it's like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your bong and leave immediately!

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Mon, 11/01/2010 - 9:28pm
aeomayo Says:

Hahahahahahaha!!!! That was funnier than fuck, would totally run away from that hurricane.

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Mon, 11/01/2010 - 9:34pm

Same here bro!

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Sun, 10/09/2011 - 3:07am
Baken Says:

Hurricane Bongsmasher! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
 
Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:10pm
ducky420 Says:

i have an evil cousin named erin, and when hurricane erin did blow through i found it to be appropriately named. haha!...but yeah, hurricane dicksmasher would totally convince me to get the fuck outta dodge.

 
 
Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:15pm

Hellfuckyes.

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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 2:48pm
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:04pm
bluntpuffa Says:

aw dude not dicksmasher...i just paid the mortgage on my house
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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:07pm

complete word-for-word copy from amirite.com at least give credit. congradulations you got my downvote.

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:11pm

Hurricanes are named alphabetically from the list in chronological order. Thus the first tropical storm or hurricane of the year has a name that begins with "A" and the second is given the name that begins with "B." The lists contain hurricane names that begin from A to W, but exclude names that begin with a "Q" or "U." some names have been used more than once but the names for major hurricanes are not, meaning like the name katrina will not be used again.

im suprised no one knew this actually lmao

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:32pm
AgentFlynn Says:

I just knew the thing about them being named alphabetically... The rest is entirely new information to me... It is very interesting though.

 
 
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Sun, 08/07/2011 - 6:03pm
Lloupish Says:
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 3:37pm
sparkitup Says:
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 4:42pm

Oh my goodness this shit is funny. I live near the gulf coast in louisiana and when katrina hit I'm like yea ok but her name was decieving she wa really a man

 
 
Wed, 12/01/2010 - 12:16am
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:00pm
DR.Fried Says:
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:36pm
 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 5:36pm

haha holy fuck first good laugh I've had in a while (while sober anyway).

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:37pm

reading george carlin?
that blurb was in his book brain droppings which is at least ten years old
its funny
but someone else said it first
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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:43pm

Greg Morton ladies and Gentlemen.

And the original name of the hurricane in the ORIGINAL joke is "Hurricane MUTHAFUCKA"

Give credit and stop being a grubby "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME" loser.

 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 7:27pm

Never heard of the man. My apologies.

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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:47pm
H4L0 Says:

STOLEN FROM AMIRITE. seriously if you're going to steal a post, i suggest you don't pick on that was just a post of the day...

 
 
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:03am

How do you know he/she didnt post on that website also? people are so mean

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 7:55pm

i would take on that slut erin but then i would cover my dick and run cause dicksmasher is probably her boyfriend

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:12pm
MrBlueSky Says:

That's so weird because I just learned about this today in my class, why they name them what they do. Haha there was a "hurricane Bonnie." How terrifying

 
 
Wed, 11/03/2010 - 8:54pm
Norse-27 Says:

I know right!

Hurricane doucherammer is headed toward the city of New Orleans, but everyone left so no biggie!

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Wed, 11/03/2010 - 11:06pm
laura-420 Says:
 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:20am
highninja Says:

LOOL hurricane dicksmasher dude too funny

 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:52am

dude that is the funniest shit i heard all day!

 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 6:47am

hurricane destructicon!!!

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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 9:05am

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha dickshmasher

 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 11:00am
LIFTED94 Says:

funniest shit ive read in a brick
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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 2:50pm

Hurricane Dicksmasher is going to be my new Xbox Live ID.
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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 5:11pm
pokegirl Says:
 
 
Thu, 11/04/2010 - 7:25pm

Straight up gonna say this, but when you're drinking and smoking and have really no recollation of where the helll you found the stuff you post, you can't really give it credit. I guess I'm a copy paste kinda writer, but hey, at least I got people to laugh. What's the fun of yelling at someone for making anoth laugh? And I actually went and looked at the amirite one after you dudes mentioned it, I changed the word stuff for bong. So it can't be word for word. And afain, I'm sorry for copying and pasting whilist drunk and high.

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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 9:18pm
FreedWeed Says:

i could take that slut, haha fuckin hilarious

 
 
Sun, 11/07/2010 - 3:10pm
sothe52 Says:

http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=search&q=hurricane+names heres the amirite of it.

 
 
Sun, 11/07/2010 - 10:03pm
smd4mestd Says:

what if the hurricane name was vigina fucker wouldn't u wanna stay?

 
 
Tue, 11/09/2010 - 5:03am
poonslayer Says:
 
 
Wed, 12/08/2010 - 3:39am

definately made me laugh, which then turned into a coughing fit

 
 
Mon, 02/07/2011 - 7:22pm

Oh yea. I just pissed my pants wen i heard about hurricane "katrina"!

 
 
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 8:07am

why is this not the most upvoted thing on highdeas yet? truely epic.

 
 
Thu, 02/24/2011 - 12:40am
mrdude420 Says:

dude no matter how many times i read this shit i laugh my ass off. props to you

 
 
Tue, 03/08/2011 - 7:41am
 
 
Sat, 03/12/2011 - 2:26am

omg im high as hell and i read this is starting crackin up thats funny as hell man

 
 
Sun, 03/13/2011 - 1:38am

Lol just Dicksmasher had me cracking up xDD

 
 
Fri, 03/25/2011 - 2:38am
bbgun619 Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/05/2011 - 5:55pm

I'm not even gonna lie right now. I love to laugh at the highdeas on this site, but I had never made an account until right now when I read your post...and I HAD to upvote it. Good shit bro

 
 
Fri, 04/08/2011 - 3:02am
edom321 Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 8:28pm