Submitted by awesomesocks on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 8:25pm
Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you're like 'Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if it's like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your bong and leave immediately!
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! That was funnier than fuck, would totally run away from that hurricane.
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i have an evil cousin named erin, and when hurricane erin did blow through i found it to be appropriately named. haha!...but yeah, hurricane dicksmasher would totally convince me to get the fuck outta dodge.
aw dude not dicksmasher...i just paid the mortgage on my house
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complete word-for-word copy from amirite.com at least give credit. congradulations you got my downvote.
Hurricanes are named alphabetically from the list in chronological order. Thus the first tropical storm or hurricane of the year has a name that begins with "A" and the second is given the name that begins with "B." The lists contain hurricane names that begin from A to W, but exclude names that begin with a "Q" or "U." some names have been used more than once but the names for major hurricanes are not, meaning like the name katrina will not be used again.
im suprised no one knew this actually lmao
I just knew the thing about them being named alphabetically... The rest is entirely new information to me... It is very interesting though.
Oh my goodness this shit is funny. I live near the gulf coast in louisiana and when katrina hit I'm like yea ok but her name was decieving she wa really a man
haha holy fuck first good laugh I've had in a while (while sober anyway).
reading george carlin?
that blurb was in his book brain droppings which is at least ten years old
its funny
but someone else said it first
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And the original name of the hurricane in the ORIGINAL joke is "Hurricane MUTHAFUCKA"
Give credit and stop being a grubby "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME" loser.
STOLEN FROM AMIRITE. seriously if you're going to steal a post, i suggest you don't pick on that was just a post of the day...
i would take on that slut erin but then i would cover my dick and run cause dicksmasher is probably her boyfriend
That's so weird because I just learned about this today in my class, why they name them what they do. Haha there was a "hurricane Bonnie." How terrifying
I know right!
Hurricane doucherammer is headed toward the city of New Orleans, but everyone left so no biggie!
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LOOL hurricane dicksmasher dude too funny
dude that is the funniest shit i heard all day!
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha dickshmasher
funniest shit ive read in a brick
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Hurricane Dicksmasher is going to be my new Xbox Live ID.
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Straight up gonna say this, but when you're drinking and smoking and have really no recollation of where the helll you found the stuff you post, you can't really give it credit. I guess I'm a copy paste kinda writer, but hey, at least I got people to laugh. What's the fun of yelling at someone for making anoth laugh? And I actually went and looked at the amirite one after you dudes mentioned it, I changed the word stuff for bong. So it can't be word for word. And afain, I'm sorry for copying and pasting whilist drunk and high.
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i could take that slut, haha fuckin hilarious
http://www.amirite.net/index.php?page=search&q=hurricane+names heres the amirite of it.
what if the hurricane name was vigina fucker wouldn't u wanna stay?
definately made me laugh, which then turned into a coughing fit
Oh yea. I just pissed my pants wen i heard about hurricane "katrina"!
why is this not the most upvoted thing on highdeas yet? truely epic.
dude no matter how many times i read this shit i laugh my ass off. props to you
omg im high as hell and i read this is starting crackin up thats funny as hell man
Lol just Dicksmasher had me cracking up xDD
I'm not even gonna lie right now. I love to laugh at the highdeas on this site, but I had never made an account until right now when I read your post...and I HAD to upvote it. Good shit bro
