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just like hockey goalies...
Hockey goalies really aren't fat. Or even big, for that matter. They just have hella padding on. Fat guys aren't quick enough and don't have the flexibility to be goalies. The big ones are defensemen who check the shit outta little fuckers!
The Mighty Ducks... Goldberg the Goalie... 'nuff said
@ Devin ~ Hey now ~ lose the prejudice. I am a fat kid and I actually am a hockey goalie, a damn good one I might add. I am just as flexible as my scrawny counterparts and i take up more of the goal! Fat people are fast as long as they are not too lazy to get up and go, I think it's called "momentum," or "inertia."
I'm sorry man, didn't mean to offend. Just making the point that your size has little to do with your actual goaltending ability. I'm a sharks fan, for example, and Evgeni Nabakov is a pretty small dude and still one of the best keepers in the world...
haha. Weight fail
used2be dinosours.... shut up fatty u suck as a goalie
no need to be mean.
yea bro no hostility just enjoy life and let other people enjoy life
So obviously you are illiterate and full of hatred.....why do you even blaze?? maybe you need to smoke some more and open your mind ~ BTW I bet you couldn't even stand on the ice let alone get the puck past me kracka'!! much love anyway
peace
lol I cant stand on ice. And the Actual Hockey players are the badass ones. Not the fatty goalies lol Your like the kid who was too afraid to check someone or be hit! Play a real sport or switch positions fatty!
Don't be a dick. Smoke a bowl and relax.
Im not reall being a dick lol Well, I kinda am hahaha. But, Mr. Overwieght doesnt need to brag about his Hockey skittles haha And he called that guy a cracker! Thats racist
he ain't braggig he's just making a point that you can still be a hockey goale if you're overweight. and i ain't saying he was right in calling him a cracker, but the other guy was sterotypical towards overweight people. and how ain't goalie a real position and hockey a real sport? you got a frozen puck comin at you at 100 mph and from 15 yards away and you have no idea which direction it's heading. make the save. and with hockey you have to be physically, mentally, and emotionally tough. physical casue you have to take hard hits, mentally cause you have to make split-second decisions and have to watch all around to try to avoid hits, and emotionalyy cause you don't want your anger to get the best of you and take a fight too far. idk about you but i am 15 years old and if i can smoke a ittle bit of weed and see things clearer and be chiller than you, i think you need to smoke a little more my friend
I played hockey for years, was a goalie, wasn't fat then, isn't fat now, and have maybe met/seen a handful of fat goalies throughout my life. The fact of the matter is that goalie is a position that revolves around reaction times, body position, and how you react. Frankly, I don't understand where this is coming from, since you can probably find fat defenders more easily than a fat goalie.
I like how somebody threw out Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks...as if that movie is indicative of all things hockey, right? Remember that Knucklepuck? Can't wait to see Rafalski let one of those rip from the blue line. Ugh, spare me...poser...
This is just a quote from southpark...cartman sais it in the red dawn episode
4x4boozer thanks man made me laugh so fuckin hard fuckin funny shit