High comments Vs. Sober coments
You can totally tell the differnece between high comments and sober comments. here is an example
High comment: 8K looks like that dog bounty hunter guys wife with the huge tittes coverin her head
Sober comment: i absolutely hate tosh.o.... not necessarily the show, but the guy. he's a douche and a half. remove that dude, tosh or whatever... and it'd be fucking hilarious, but I can't force myself to watch that show just because of the guy, it's ruined for me. I'd rather waste my time watching it's always sunny or the ever classic south park (which does also have some ridiculously stupid parts, but not anywhere to the degree that tosh delivers).
The difference is that the high comment does not make any sence and is short because its hard to type long things when your high, on the other hand the sober comment is mean, has swearing, and is long.
UP VOTE IF YOU LIKE HIGH COMMENTS MORE THAN SOBER COMMENTS
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i up-voted cause i hate dicks. but at the same time im pretty convinced i type better/more when im real high
actually, when i get stoned i get really wordy and then i get paranoid that people cant follow what im saying, so i say the same thing really wordy and really thoroughly and like 3 times so that i can make sure that everyone can understand me, because i fear they arent getting my idea.
like now.
lol, i totally know what you mean. each time i go to talk to someone when i am high i say "listen" like five times then i finally start talking to them. lol
"2 blunts a day keeps the doctor away"
hahaha i hate when you're blazed talking to someone and they just stop paying attention to you
hahahaha that happens to me every fucking day cause my friends get all drunk, and i get all high, so i end up not listening to a word they say cause im sitting there spacing out, and they dong listen to a word i say cause they get bored
same here. especially texting. i type such a long random text message and realize that it doesn't make that much sense so i explain it again in the same text. then i'll reread it and realize i wrote way too much but it was so much work that deleting it would be a waste of that effort. so i send it anyways.
yo me too...
double post...my b
I can tell dude. The first made me laugh so hard and the second was some dude that tried to think of something funny but it wasn't cause I'm high as shit...checkout my highdeas, they will be funny if your stoned
yeah i know you can tell on everything everybody types if they are high or not.
"2 blunts a day keeps the doctor away"
OMG I JUST GOT IT 8K
I like all of those shows you mentioned.
And I am NOT going to 'up-vote' this just because you had to ask us to. That's not cool.
holy fuck! 8k lolololololololol
wait this is so random what made you give the examples you gave?? but also what everyone is saying on the commentary is completely true for me too, i write sooo much in texts especially when im high that doesn't alll flow or make sense and then i feel like ppl will just be able to tell i'm high so i figure they wont care but i mean thru the phone i guess they just think i'm a total dumbass which is crazy!! i wish there was a way for ppl to appreciate a high text just as much as a drunk text!! wow i just got really off tpic this is great... this website i mean haha
Ok I upped it because I agree that high comment > sober comments but I disagree with you. Daniel Tosh is hilarious. He is a douche to everyone always and anywhere. He gets away with it. Its nice to know that somewhere out there our freedom is being expressed. And also those videos are hilarious. But I agree with you completely with everything except that.
*okey tokey lets smoke out smokey
i didnt make that comment i found it on someone else's highdea so i coppied it and pasted it on here
"2 blunts a day keeps the doctor away"
whoever made the sober comment just doesnt need to watch shows made for stoners haha.
def that show is is for real stoner who can appreciater a good laugh or two
ffuck yeah
8K tripped me out
dude, i met dogg the bounty hunter's wife one time.
holy shit,
bigger in person?
yes.