I'm going to buy a baby gorilla and teach him human ways. When I come home from work my gorilla will have 4 blunts pre-rolled and one already lit up. My gorilla will roll the fattest and best blunts in the land because he needs a gorilla sized blunts. When it gets big enough I'm going to buy some gorilla armor and a saddle and ride him around town as we smoke the blunts he just rolled.

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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:29pm


Sun, 09/20/2009 - 7:54pm
Enjoi_WEED Says:

Just get a big black person. Same concept, but better blunt rolling capabilities.

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Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:08pm

Yo, what if he turns on you and beats you up? And I'm sure he would Bogart your weed and roll personal blunts while you're at work. Gorillas CAN NOT be trusted...but a chimp can.

Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:56pm

everything about this is making me happy

Thu, 09/24/2009 - 4:48pm

He'll just smoke your shit when you're at work and then when you get home he'll be all like, "I dunno where your weed is".

I don't trust any animals in particular. They all get in your garbage and act like they didn't do nothing. WHO DID IT THEN?!

Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:29am
Jakabok Says:

Until he starts inviting over his gorilla friends. Then what? They get all territorial over the weed and start throwing fecal matter around your house! And gorillas dont know what Lysol is dude. I'd bleach my gorilla. Turn him all white. Or just bleach a smiley face into his back. That'd be sweet.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:45am
Broseph Says:

I was literally laughing too hard trying to read this out loud. Hysterical.

Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:31pm
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 5:01pm
Patches Says:
Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:41pm
Sunshine Says:

Hey Kcheezy, you HighDEA was on Comedy central last night on Tosh.o. Good job.

Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:29pm
TK2000 Says:
Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:20am

Also saw this on Tosh.0 It showed me the way to a truly awesome place. Many Thanks for this Highdea

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:38am
btg413 Says:

very nice. i give u the award of funniest highdea. of course this is make pretend. just saying, i cnt actually do tht. but what if i cud.....

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:18am
godson Says:

jus saw this idea on tv which led me to this sight
great idea but iwould get two gorillas one that rolls blunts and one that does beer runs

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:58am

honestly the funniest goddamn thing ive ever read

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:37pm

This shit was on TV!!! HAHA! Tosh.0 on comedy central last night lmao.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:50pm
Morris2732 Says:

HAHAHAHAHa. I reall pissed myself reading this. Fucking crazy.

Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:50pm

first heard this on tv too n it still makes me laf this has to be one of the greatest things ive heard.

Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:11am
kaveman77 Says:

saw this on tosh.0 too and now i love this site

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:41pm
dsmiter Says:

lol bravo saw it on tv this shit is going down in infamy

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:07am
Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:12am

wait..am i the only one with a blunt rolling gorilla!?

Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:41am
lunchbox Says:

this sounds like a job for a girlfriend....

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:12pm
Patches Says:

This was just referenced agin 2nite
At 128 votes and counting

Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:20pm
Patches Says:
Wed, 12/02/2009 - 1:27am

i damn near shat myself reading this man.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 3:24am

You are my fuckin hero!!!!!!!! I've always wanted a gorilla that would smoke with me and ive told that to a shitload of my friends!!!

Sat, 07/30/2011 - 3:27am

thanks to this comment making it on tosh.0 i now love this website. thank yu for that awsome comment dude

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