Submitted by KCheezy on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:16pm
I'm going to buy a baby gorilla and teach him human ways. When I come home from work my gorilla will have 4 blunts pre-rolled and one already lit up. My gorilla will roll the fattest and best blunts in the land because he needs a gorilla sized blunts. When it gets big enough I'm going to buy some gorilla armor and a saddle and ride him around town as we smoke the blunts he just rolled.