Duck Shoes
What if they made a pair of shoes that looked like a duck and quacked everytime you took a step... one night youre walking alone in a dark alley and you hear in the distance behind you.... quack quack quack quack... and suddenly you hear more quacks coming quicker. Then theres a fucking knife in your neck! You just got killed by the duck footed stabber! WORST DEATH EVER.
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haha funniest shit ever at least you would know it was a duck footed stabber before you fell to your death haha
Gordon Bombey would want a pair.. if u know who that is youngins.. quack... quack... QUACK... QAUCK! QUACK! QAUCK!
bitch i would have pulled out my fucking crome 4-5 and robbed that nigga naked and walked out the alley with some hot kickzz how about them apples
LOL Steff??
Damn that duck footed stabber.
I've seen him around but he always manages to slip away.
lol, when i read this i got all excited and into the story, and when the guy was walking up behind him i was like "RUN, JUST RUN HE IS COMING" and i was all shaking my desk, and when the guy started running i was like "WATCH OUUT HE IS COMING FOR YOU" and when he stabbed him i was like "NOOOOOOOOOOO". lol. i cant believe that just happened. I AM RIPPEDY RIPPED RIZIZZLED!!!!!
oh not the duck footed stabber again!
goddamit.