Dr. Seuss would be a horrible waiter - highDEAS

Dr. Seuss would be a horrible waiter

Patron: One fish?
Waiter: Two Fish
Patron: Red fish?
Waiter: Blue fish
Patron: This waiter fucking sucks.

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Submitted by: DoogieHowser 17 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 2 days ago
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what if your waiter was the fuckin lorax

MeyerWayReefer 17 weeks 2 days 14 hours 28 min ago

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Dude thats cyanide and happiness

cannibislector 17 weeks 2 days 14 hours 1 min ago

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i love c&h, you know those writers are all stoners.

swampy_ 17 weeks 7 hours 58 min 57 sec ago

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Yeah. I saw that cartoon too. I am disappointed. I don't want this site to turn into an MLIA type plagiarism thing.

eddygordo4life 17 weeks 2 days 13 hours 24 min ago

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create your own highdeas

mosdank 17 weeks 2 days 13 hours 21 min ago

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Forreal that's not what this site is about.

eddygordo4life 17 weeks 2 days 13 hours 55 sec ago

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I hate you.

brianllama150 17 weeks 2 days 11 hours 54 min ago

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Thanks for making me choke on my gum LMFAO

Beckah 17 weeks 2 days 11 hours 8 min ago

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I don't get it. xoxox

Reddylocks 17 weeks 1 day 15 hours 36 min ago

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Very funny... (big smile) xoxox

Reddylocks 16 weeks 3 days 4 hours 29 min ago

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