Cars are animals
think about it... in the overall scheme of things, cars are just another type of animal. Or at least, if you were an impartial ovbserver from space, you would assume they are animals. They eat (fuel), sleep (whenever not in use) and they travel along the same paths most of the time, except people are their brain (controlling what they eat, where they go, etc.). And they have also evolved like animals do over time.
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You cant build a living thing haha
funny thought though
Ever see Frankenstein?
4:21...best minute of my life!
define living.
I like this idea. Very outside of the box. Nice :)
...And I agree 100%
yea and people are just mind-controlling parasites for the car species.. shiiieeet
YES THEY R METAL BEASTS
Live.Laugh.Blaze.Have Fun.
you can think of technology as just the next level of evolving systems beyond humans
some cars are always in use. but some animals like ants don't sleep. so it still works. isn't that crazy?
Carl Sagan (stoner) mentions this in Cosmos, how an outside observer would think we are parasites in the cars.
There was a short story about this, where it was written from the aliens perspectives and they watched these things move in lines. They questioned whether the things (people) inside where the brains or the hearts... think about that one!
I already did: we're totally the brain because we don't supply the gas or oil or things that make it run through the car. the engine would be the heart. We control where it goes, whether it sleeps or runs or tells us it's hungry.
i agree with whoever said that technology can be the next evolving species, like past biological species. idk im not baked anymore so it makes a lot less sense now
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy! The alien that is sent to earth to put it in the guide(Mos Def) names himself Ford Prefect because he believes the dominant life form on the planet was cars.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."