Santa Claus gives toys to children. Cannabis Claus gives weed to stoners.
Santa Claus gives you coal if you're naughty. Cannabis Claus gives you stems.
Santa Claus flies around on a sleigh. Cannabis Claus flies on a magical bong.
Santa Claus uses reindeer to get around. Cannabis Claus uses giant grizzly bears.
Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. Cannabis Claus lives in Jamaica.
Santa Claus wears a red suit and has jolly red cheeks. Cannabis Claus wears a green suit and has squinty red eyes.
Santa Claus makes his journey on December 25. Cannabis Claus does it on April 20.

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Sat, 01/02/2010 - 9:13pm


Sat, 01/02/2010 - 9:50am

Well that's cute ahaha



Sun, 01/03/2010 - 12:10am

now Stasher now Asher now Runner and Bakin,
on Ganja on Blasted on Coner and Blazin!

Cause lovin's what I got

Sun, 01/03/2010 - 1:06am
CapnKush Says:

Cannabis Claus is coming to tooooowwwwwwn, he sees you when your toking, he sees when you high,He knows if you are baked or sober, so light one up for goodness sakes
"Im high off life in the best way"

Sun, 01/03/2010 - 2:54am

everything was great, except why the giant grizzly bears?

Sun, 01/03/2010 - 8:10am

if you had a sack that full of weed, you would get grizzly bears to protect it to.

Cause lovin's what I got

Mon, 01/04/2010 - 12:09am
tornado Says:
Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:38pm
stonered Says:

he rides a magic carpet and his suit is rasta... come on man you should know this.