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Bong Names

Do yall name your bongs?

My bong's name is Jack the Ripper, and my old one was James Bong.

Submitted by: KCheezy 22 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 16 weeks 4 days ago
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I have a Mexican family, Harold, Haracio, Julio, Juan, Fernando, and Hector... I love my lil boys :)

mr. gurggels was my old friend

5alive, stampy, eyetoke, happy camper, rolling stoned and 2 that dont have names

one looks like a....demon horn goat tooth bearded dragon...
and one...well...looks like a conan the warrior

nameless though

nosferatu

98xp
but everyone calls him big boy...even though he is only like a foot tall

Roorie, Bubblito, and Billa

Mine is FEZ (That 70's bong) o.O

Bongzilla

Virgil- he was dante's guide through hell in the inferno. my bong virgil guides me through the more hellish aspects of life

I named a couple after dragons. There's the Chinese Fireball (like the dragon from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and Smaug (the dragon from the Hobbit). Ganja Khan is also one of my favorites.

Fitgerald is the older brother. Ralph is the younger

I have yet to get a bong, but when I do, I want one that's really yellow that you can take monster rips off of. I'll call it Fat Man or Little Boy, the Atomic Bong.

Mine are Dooley (RIP you will be missed), El Scorchio, Ellie, and Mufasa

Jon Bong Jovi

Mini Crowley, and Bob Marley's "Redemption Bong".

Willy Bongka :)

my bong is a big ceramic mushroom with the slide on top and two hoses coming out the sides. technically, its more of a hookah/bong. Since the shroom reminds me of alice in wonderland, i appropriatly named my bong alice.

I used to have that piece!

Got it online, you?

*Wrote this; Quote this; Notice how I wreck,
My funky hocus pocus broke his neck.*

Mjollnir (Thor's hammer)cuz I always end up gettin' fuckin smashed...

A few of my friends named their bongs. "Tiny Tim" (which is actually huge), and "The Gloss Boss".

Vinasaur, because i made a bowl named bulbasaur and that is now the slider for vinasaur....i guess little bulbasaur evolved =) its a 3 foot babbler that's home made

My boyfriend and I name ALL our pipes and bongs! Rainbow Optimus Bright, Zapp Brannigan, Nexus, Fennwick, Cindy with an S (Sindy), Shadow Coumu, The Eybrow Burner, Spike, Boom, Puff, Ferngully, Lotus. We named our bong Bermuda because it will triangulate your shit!

Boilin Deuce... haha my brother and I gave it that name cause we were blown out our minds and we had just bought it. And since it was kinda small and black i was like, "it looks like a turd man..." and my brother said, "It looks like its boiling..." hence the name, The Boilin Deuce! haha

there's sluggo... then there's bonna, named after where she was adopted (bonnaroo)

My big red Bongs name is Clifford

i got Admiral Ackbong (The Admiral for short) because its red and white. IT'S A TRAP!

Barack Obonga

Mine is named joint. So once your blazed you get mad for saying pass the joint when its a bong.

Mine has two names for different occasions
for when it is 1-2 people using it it is called Gold Teef
When 3 or more
It Is Gold Teef For Err Body

This made me laugh so hard.

bong saget

haha my friends bong is bob saget

mines name is rusty shackleford

I have a one hitter that looks like a cigarette. He's named Juan Hittor

LOL nice scrubs refference. My newest piece is Dr. Bud but I also have sir pipeinggale

mines name is Kush Kush The Killa

Mine has a picture of a desert on it. It is named Desi

Bong Gotti- The Teflong Bong.

I have a ceramic one that looks like betty page laying on her back. the bowl goes in her mouth and you hit on her girly-part. Thats Black Betty.

I have a beautiful glass handblown swirler from Branson that is named for my belief that a platypus is truly God's stoner joke called Wonderpus

I have one with a leprechaun and shamrocks all over it called Smokey McPott

And who doesnt have one named Billy Bong Thornton?

barack obonga

I have a red, white and blue zong i like to call...The American Dream

Yellow Belly...its interior is a neon yellow

My bongs name is. Tardis! (a time machine from a 70's tv show)

we call mine john paul III.
j.p. for short.

The Green Goblin

el scorcho

I Have Two One Is Barrack OBonga and the other is orange with white around it and when you rip it it looks like one of those dreamcicles so thats what we call it

i made mine i blow glass. its an astro boy-ish type rocket n we call it apollo 420.

i have an orange one named chester, after Chester Cheetoh

i had a little metal pipe named hipie cauz of all its swirly designs all over it but he was swooped :(