BONG TOY STORY...INSTEAD OF TOYS ITS THE BONGS THAT COME TO LIFE!!
Imagine a show based on a room where all the smoking is done. All around the room you have several smoking utensils. The 5 footer, the vaporizer, the bubbler, the bong, an of course the first pipe that some how is not broke yet. But in this show, the bongs come to life just like in toy story when the humans arent around. Chraracters?? The bubbler would have a weird bubbly accent an comlain about spillin his water, the vaporizer would be a fancy stuck up female who always talks so nice an delicate an so proud of her "clean" way of smoking. The 5 footer would be just like raymonds brother on everybody loves raymond lol. He be all deep voice an slow an sad. The regualr bong would feel like the leader, the young charasmatic leader who is used the most lol..and of course the first pipe. He would be like a war veteran..talk about the old days, all the drugs packed an how many drop an falls he survived. They understand their meaning an thrive to be the most used...they hate joints an blunts cuz it puts them out...you never know?
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Haha made me laugh. But I'm high so it would have to go on the weed channel that someone else suggested.
i think i'd be boring, cuz toys have feet...and faces and stuff, and this'd just be like...5 utensils just..sitting there...with voice over....idk we need more action like a car-chase...and a bomb...and three heli-copters and van damn, but really i'm just deviating slightly from toy story, ok seriously i just wanna see a bong star in rambo.
well i gave the basic premise of it lol...their definitley would have to be alot put in to make it work just right. Plus im sure their would be alot of characters that would develop over time...ANYONE ELSE THINK OF ANOTHER GOOD CHARACTER LET ME KNOW?
well i gave the basic premise of it lol...their definitley would have to be alot put in to make it work just right. Plus im sure their would be alot of characters that would develop over time...ANYONE ELSE THINK OF ANOTHER GOOD CHARACTER LET ME KNOW!
HILARIOUS!! I think roach clip could be a character....
how about blunt roaches...kinda nite of the living dead type of character lol
The hooka can be some sort of octopus character with all his arms lol....IM HIGH!
some one has to have a pet. maybe the old guys pet is a novelty dog lighter that is out of fuid but still sparks (possible name: sparky). In the end when the everyone lives happily ever after part comes the human may refill him.
weed could be like the little Martians in the crane machine in toystory. they wanted to be smokes, and the like worshipped the hand. and there should be weed gnomes that live in the closet and eat stems and seeds and are growing little magic pot plants in the walls.
the plot could be that a kid comes over to smoke and jacks the kids piece. so they have to go on an adventure to bring it back!
a chilum,idk he could b chill er somthin like a hippie
Also for an emotional part of the movie maybe one could get chipped doing something heroic (probably the old pipe) and later he'd get fixed with like epoxy or something.
there should be an ice bong that is like the cool guy
HAhahaha yess!
and one piece should be a little kid, hed be a one hitter. and then there would be a bowl that was sick cause he had so much res in him and he needed to be cleaned
There could be a steam roller that's like the resident pushy asshole
that is perfect. i fucking love you.
a rocker thats a meatal pipe
and a metal grinder could be his friend, and they could have like a gang of metal pieces. and theyre all douchebags. and their could be a one hitter piece that looks like a cigarette, hed be a spy/ninja cause hes sneaky
the hookah can be the awkward foreign kid who no one rly likes but they keep him around anyway...kinda like fez haha