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Ok, so what if one day, you decide to eat yourself. You start with your arm, then your shoulder, and then your ribcage. You then want to eat your stomach. So, when you eat your stomach, where does it go?
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I'm not medically qualified to give this reply, however I'm pretty certain that once you've eaten thru your ribcage you'll be in no condition to then start chewing on your stomach. I think you'd be dead by then.
;)~ Blaze on.
yeah I know, but I'm just saying, where would your stomach go if you ate it? lol
The food would just fall out of your esophagus
I'm askin my biology teacher tomorrw... update @ 4:20!
it'd fall out of your severed throat
That's what she said... I didn't mean for that to sound like the popular pervert joke... that's actually what my teacher said. lmao
or, if you didn't bite off, think of if you got a balloon, blew a tiny ball in it, and put that tiny air ball through the air hole of the balloon
..Always start with the legs. Get all the limbs done except an arm. Then use ur arm to crawl to the nearest Daycare center. If you have a tolerance for pain. and an appetite, you can get down maybe 6 kids before someone stops you.
i love this!!! i LOLed so hard
HAHAHAHA!
well this mite juuuuuuuust be me but... after eating my arm id be full
Dude I was just about to put that! haha
Dudes....this posting is ATE UP!
Blaze on ;)~
ive always wondered, when we eat meat, we are eating that animal's muscles, i wonder what human's would taste like, i mean, we eat pretty much any animal we want, aren't we technically just animals too? im really cussious to know what a human would taste like...
ive always wondered, when we eat meat, we are eating that animal's muscles, i wonder what human's would taste like, i mean, we eat pretty much any animal we want, aren't we technically just animals too? im really cussious to know what a human would taste like...