Another reason I prefer weed to Alcohol

Beer Goggles: phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful

There are no Weed Goggles. If you were ugly before I smoked you're still ugly.

Submitted by: Patches 6 weeks 4 days ago – Made popular 6 weeks 3 days ago
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beer goggles suck. worn them too many times. big mistakes. whoa! who are you? where am I? wtf? oh no. :/

serenity 6 weeks 3 days 7 hours 42 min ago

Sometimes when you smoke, ugly people become more ugly because you get fixated on their ugliness. Just sayin'

LalalaLoveYou 6 weeks 3 days 19 hours 44 min ago

HAHAHAHA

-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --

SoFaded 6 weeks 1 day 20 hours 2 min ago

This is quite possible my favorite HighDEA ever. I can't stop laughing. It's great. :D

CallmeSquirrel 6 weeks 3 days 19 hours 24 min ago

When you smoke weed, shitty movies become funny, if that counts for anything.

billybones 6 weeks 3 days 18 hours 53 min ago

There is weedfeelings. Where you start liking a girl's personality because you're stoned.

bored 6 weeks 3 days 18 hours 24 min ago

Or the opposite. When you get baked and realize that someone is just not that cool and you don't want to chill with them.

wdeutsch 6 weeks 3 days 18 hours 19 min ago

Ooo yeah. Sucks when that happens.

bored 6 weeks 3 days 18 hours 13 min ago

i feel like that happens to me all the time. if my best friend wasn't gay he'd be my soul mate. we're the same person when we smoke.

boint 6 weeks 2 days 6 hours 13 min ago

I tend to get amazed by people's ugliness when I'm baked. I'll just stare and stare.

Fritzvalt 6 weeks 3 days 14 hours 38 min ago

yeah when i get blazed i tend to point out peoples flaws. they dont really like it cuz nobody else will say it haha.
so if anything me getting blazed gives me binoculars? if that makes any sense haha.

"America's Most Blunted"

tonebeats 6 weeks 3 days 5 hours 13 min ago

fat people always seem fatter when I smoke, especially notice how they go into a trance or daze about food when they talk about how much they love food "high"

s70s 6 weeks 3 days 5 hours 13 min ago

the best thing is no hangover in my opinion

420inthe808 6 weeks 2 days 23 hours 29 min ago

yeah i feel like when you're high everyone looks a little more worse then they are. like even yourself. also i feel like when you look at your eyes in the mirror they seem more red than when someone else looks at them.

gagastoner 6 weeks 2 days 22 hours 57 min ago

So true.

StonerChick2.0 6 weeks 2 days 22 hours 6 min ago

while theres no hangover with weed you can get a bad crash. besides i personally enjoy mixing the two together, i know your not supposed to but ive never had a bad experience with the two

armadilloz 6 weeks 2 days 20 hours 13 min ago

i hav never gotten 2 high but u can get 2 drunk and things will spin outta control....literally

buddahlover 6 weeks 2 days 11 hours 26 min ago

Yeah man, I've been there. Horrible feeling. I would compare it to the exact opposite of how amazing weed is.

merdacazzo 6 weeks 2 days 4 hours 5 min ago

i like getting drunk and boning an ugly chick cuz hey they put out cuz they're ugly and you can always say "i was drunk and atleast i got some"

THECANMAN18 6 weeks 2 days 5 hours 15 min ago

you are wise my friend. wise beyond your years.

merdacazzo 6 weeks 2 days 4 hours 5 min ago

the best ideas (while you're high)