A horse walks into a bar.

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Submitted by jennaa. on Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:17am

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks
"why the long face" the horse replys
" My wife is dying of terminal cancer..."

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Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:52pm

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Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:37am

AlexT420 Says:

I read your tags, cancer is definitely not funny, whoever posted that can get a fornicated stick and go fuck themselves. LOL

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:29pm

jennaa. Says:

Haha. I can't tell if yor serious. I wrote that because if there was somebody suffering with cancer on this site I didnt want to offend them. Plus I gotta site my sources. Haha.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:50pm

walshy420 Says:

your source for the joke that you copied from anti-joke.com?
i got it dont worry
http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/15-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-and-t...

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:25pm

jennaa. Says:

No. From my friends facebook.

Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:03pm

rude_boy Says:

She put it in the tags officer.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 12:44am

AlexT420 Says:

I was being serious, but I was VERY high. lol

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 1:28am

jennaa. Says:

Oh. Haha.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:12pm

mjsaurusrex Says:

i'd like to see this girl fuck herself.... no offense to her.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:11pm

hopping_buffalo Says:

no offense?

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:06pm

jennaa. Says:

Me?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 12:44am

AlexT420 Says:

Yeaaaa, I think he's talking about you jenna, sorry for my joke getting you pulled into someone wanting to fuck yourself.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 1:30am

jennaa. Says:

Its allll good. Not your fault he's being bitchy. Haha

Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:05am

mjsaurusrex Says:

yo. just reading thru my old comments.... and that was way too bold of me. To tone it down a bit. You are very attractive. And that was rude of me to say. I am sorry for that.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:58pm

jennaa. Says:

Haha. Thank you. It's fine.

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 4:23am

shagggy Says:

i feel like an asshole but this funny as fuck

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 1:31pm

jennaa. Says:

Dont worry. I think it is too. And helluh other people I kno. Hahaha.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:46pm

McBeCreezy Says:

if we can't laugh at cancer, what can we really laugh at anyways? haha

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:27pm

jennaa. Says:

Hahahah.

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 5:11am

HailSatan777 Says:

I find cancer funny. Up voted.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 5:33pm

Diesel_D420 Says:

That reminds me of a joke just like it. A bear walks into a bar and says ill have a cheeseburger...and a beer. The bartender says, "why the big pause?" (like big bear paws) haha

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 6:25pm

jennaa. Says:

HahahahahahahHa.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:44pm

ayrick Says:

this was kinda exactly like my highdea...you just perfected it more

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:45pm

ayrick Says:

shit you posted yours first haha

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 4:33pm

jennaa. Says:

Oh. Haha.

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:35pm

slashh Says:

new fav. joke

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 8:04pm

jzluticky17 Says:

"somebody set this as their status on facebook"
already done ;)

Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:23pm

jennaa. Says:

Haha. Cool.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:11am

DillonFuckYeah Says:

I dont know if you stole this or not, but i know ive seen it on anti-joke.com, i dont really care if its not your original idea, but if its not you should at least give credit

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:56pm

bluedreamchick Says:

are you dumb? you has it in the tags and if you read the comments she said it isnt her's

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:27pm

jennaa. Says:

Yea. Don't worry. I made sure I gave credit in the tags. But I've never heard of anti-joke.com

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:57pm

Dankrupt Says:

Still time to correct what you said, dude above me. Check the tags out ;)

Edit: Nevermind...

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:57pm

KyleFuckYeah Says:

I had plenty of family members die of cancer and there's a possibility I might get it because my grandpa died of cancer and my dad may inherit it from him, that's possible. If we find out my dad gets cancer, then there is a HUGE possibility I could get it when I'm older around the ages of anywhere from 40-80. But I have to say, this is pretty funny hahaha but sorry, I'm not gonna upvote because it's a sad situation in reality...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 1:33am

jennaa. Says:

I hope you don't get cancer, that would be sad. I'm sorry about you family :(. It doesn't matter if you up voted or not, as long as you thought it was even the tad bit amusing. If you read my tags, you will se that I don't think cancer is funny. My grandma and grandpa died of cancer and my other grandma has had it 4 times and she might not make it this time. And my mom has had a type of cancer before I was alive, but I don't know what kind. But I understand.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:39pm

KyleFuckYeah Says:

It's alright, awwwwe I'm sorry for your family too :( I upvoted it anyways :)

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 12:40am

jennaa. Says:

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:57pm

Karigrandi Says:

A horse walks into a bar,
the bartender asks: "why the long face?"
Since horses can't talk,
the horse stares at the bartender and shits all over the floor.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:19pm

KyleFuckYeah Says:

I love how you comment on highDEAS and change them to be even funnier

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:31pm

jennaa. Says:

Hahahahaha!

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:59pm

gipper Says:

little heads up ^, she did. check the tags. and im pretty high, saw this, laughed my ass off, then, the next step naturally, i upvoted. then looked at comments, saw cancer is funny one and bear in bar joke. i laughed. and yes i speak native english. i just choose to speak like this. kinda like on memebase with the trolls and shit. and im really high.

Edit: FUCK!!! a bunch of people posted before me

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:01pm

Woah...1997 Says:

woah!!!!!

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:09pm

jwm1989 Says:

If you can laugh at one group of people you gotta be able to laugh at them all.

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:37pm

njtokerr Says:

what did the guy say when he walked into the bar.. "ouch.. fucking bar"

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:55pm

Dankrupt Says:

"Three men walked into a bar... You'd think the second one would have ducked."

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:32pm

jennaa. Says:

lol

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 7:18pm

CortlinMcMurry Says:

duuude i was hella waiting for a funny punch line then it was all 'awwhhhhh ppoorr horsey :((' lol

Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:08pm

jennaa. Says:

Same. Haha.

Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:26pm

NoProblemMon Says:

I upvoted just cause some guy said "I find cancer funny. Up voted." hahahahahhahahahahaha ahahhahahahaha shit i was taking a hit as i read that...bad idea lol

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 6:37pm

Zack_420 Says:

I thought it was fuckin hilarious!

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