A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks
"why the long face" the horse replys
" My wife is dying of terminal cancer..."

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Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:52pm


Comments

 
Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:37am
AlexT420 Says:

I read your tags, cancer is definitely not funny, whoever posted that can get a fornicated stick and go fuck themselves. LOL

 
 
Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:29pm
jennaa. Says:

Haha. I can't tell if yor serious. I wrote that because if there was somebody suffering with cancer on this site I didnt want to offend them. Plus I gotta site my sources. Haha.

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 4:50pm
walshy420 Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:25pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:03pm
rude_boy Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:44pm
AlexT420 Says:

I was being serious, but I was VERY high. lol

 
 
Wed, 04/13/2011 - 12:28am
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:12pm

i'd like to see this girl fuck herself.... no offense to her.

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 7:11pm
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:06pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:44pm
AlexT420 Says:

Yeaaaa, I think he's talking about you jenna, sorry for my joke getting you pulled into someone wanting to fuck yourself.

 
 
Wed, 04/13/2011 - 12:30am
jennaa. Says:

Its allll good. Not your fault he's being bitchy. Haha

 
 
Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:05am

yo. just reading thru my old comments.... and that was way too bold of me. To tone it down a bit. You are very attractive. And that was rude of me to say. I am sorry for that.

 
 
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:58pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/05/2011 - 3:23am
shagggy Says:

i feel like an asshole but this funny as fuck

 
 
Tue, 04/05/2011 - 12:31pm
jennaa. Says:

Dont worry. I think it is too. And helluh other people I kno. Hahaha.

 
 
Wed, 04/06/2011 - 9:46pm
McBeCreezy Says:

if we can't laugh at cancer, what can we really laugh at anyways? haha

 
 
Wed, 04/06/2011 - 10:27pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/08/2011 - 4:33pm

That reminds me of a joke just like it. A bear walks into a bar and says ill have a cheeseburger...and a beer. The bartender says, "why the big pause?" (like big bear paws) haha

 
 
Fri, 04/08/2011 - 5:25pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:44pm
ayrick Says:

this was kinda exactly like my highdea...you just perfected it more

 
 
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:45pm
ayrick Says:
 
 
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 3:33pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/10/2011 - 9:35pm
slashh Says:
 
 
Mon, 04/11/2011 - 7:04pm

"somebody set this as their status on facebook"
already done ;)

 
 
Mon, 04/11/2011 - 8:23pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:11am

I dont know if you stole this or not, but i know ive seen it on anti-joke.com, i dont really care if its not your original idea, but if its not you should at least give credit

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:56pm

are you dumb? you has it in the tags and if you read the comments she said it isnt her's

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:27pm
jennaa. Says:

Yea. Don't worry. I made sure I gave credit in the tags. But I've never heard of anti-joke.com

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:57pm
Dankrupt Says:

Still time to correct what you said, dude above me. Check the tags out ;)

Edit: Nevermind...

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:57pm

I had plenty of family members die of cancer and there's a possibility I might get it because my grandpa died of cancer and my dad may inherit it from him, that's possible. If we find out my dad gets cancer, then there is a HUGE possibility I could get it when I'm older around the ages of anywhere from 40-80. But I have to say, this is pretty funny hahaha but sorry, I'm not gonna upvote because it's a sad situation in reality...

 
 
Wed, 04/13/2011 - 12:33am
jennaa. Says:

I hope you don't get cancer, that would be sad. I'm sorry about you family :(. It doesn't matter if you up voted or not, as long as you thought it was even the tad bit amusing. If you read my tags, you will se that I don't think cancer is funny. My grandma and grandpa died of cancer and my other grandma has had it 4 times and she might not make it this time. And my mom has had a type of cancer before I was alive, but I don't know what kind. But I understand.

 
 
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:39pm

It's alright, awwwwe I'm sorry for your family too :( I upvoted it anyways :)

 
 
Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:40pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:57pm
Karigrandi Says:

A horse walks into a bar,
the bartender asks: "why the long face?"
Since horses can't talk,
the horse stares at the bartender and shits all over the floor.

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:19pm

I love how you comment on highDEAS and change them to be even funnier

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:31pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 2:59pm
gipper Says:

little heads up ^, she did. check the tags. and im pretty high, saw this, laughed my ass off, then, the next step naturally, i upvoted. then looked at comments, saw cancer is funny one and bear in bar joke. i laughed. and yes i speak native english. i just choose to speak like this. kinda like on memebase with the trolls and shit. and im really high.

Edit: FUCK!!! a bunch of people posted before me

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:01pm
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:09pm
jwm1989 Says:

If you can laugh at one group of people you gotta be able to laugh at them all.

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:37pm
njtokerr Says:

what did the guy say when he walked into the bar.. "ouch.. fucking bar"

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 3:55pm
Dankrupt Says:

"Three men walked into a bar... You'd think the second one would have ducked."

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 5:32pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 6:18pm

duuude i was hella waiting for a funny punch line then it was all 'awwhhhhh ppoorr horsey :((' lol

 
 
Tue, 04/12/2011 - 9:08pm
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 5:26pm

I upvoted just cause some guy said "I find cancer funny. Up voted." hahahahahhahahahahaha ahahhahahahaha shit i was taking a hit as i read that...bad idea lol

 
 
Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:37pm
Zack_420 Says: