A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks
"why the long face" the horse replys
" My wife is dying of terminal cancer..."
I read your tags, cancer is definitely not funny, whoever posted that can get a fornicated stick and go fuck themselves. LOL
Haha. I can't tell if yor serious. I wrote that because if there was somebody suffering with cancer on this site I didnt want to offend them. Plus I gotta site my sources. Haha.
your source for the joke that you copied from anti-joke.com?
i got it dont worry
No. From my friends facebook.
She put it in the tags officer.
I was being serious, but I was VERY high. lol
i'd like to see this girl fuck herself.... no offense to her.
Yeaaaa, I think he's talking about you jenna, sorry for my joke getting you pulled into someone wanting to fuck yourself.
Its allll good. Not your fault he's being bitchy. Haha
yo. just reading thru my old comments.... and that was way too bold of me. To tone it down a bit. You are very attractive. And that was rude of me to say. I am sorry for that.
Haha. Thank you. It's fine.
i feel like an asshole but this funny as fuck
Dont worry. I think it is too. And helluh other people I kno. Hahaha.
if we can't laugh at cancer, what can we really laugh at anyways? haha
I find cancer funny. Up voted.
That reminds me of a joke just like it. A bear walks into a bar and says ill have a cheeseburger...and a beer. The bartender says, "why the big pause?" (like big bear paws) haha
this was kinda exactly like my highdea...you just perfected it more
shit you posted yours first haha
new fav. joke
"somebody set this as their status on facebook"
already done ;)
I dont know if you stole this or not, but i know ive seen it on anti-joke.com, i dont really care if its not your original idea, but if its not you should at least give credit
are you dumb? you has it in the tags and if you read the comments she said it isnt her's
Yea. Don't worry. I made sure I gave credit in the tags. But I've never heard of anti-joke.com
Still time to correct what you said, dude above me. Check the tags out ;)
I had plenty of family members die of cancer and there's a possibility I might get it because my grandpa died of cancer and my dad may inherit it from him, that's possible. If we find out my dad gets cancer, then there is a HUGE possibility I could get it when I'm older around the ages of anywhere from 40-80. But I have to say, this is pretty funny hahaha but sorry, I'm not gonna upvote because it's a sad situation in reality...
I hope you don't get cancer, that would be sad. I'm sorry about you family :(. It doesn't matter if you up voted or not, as long as you thought it was even the tad bit amusing. If you read my tags, you will se that I don't think cancer is funny. My grandma and grandpa died of cancer and my other grandma has had it 4 times and she might not make it this time. And my mom has had a type of cancer before I was alive, but I don't know what kind. But I understand.
It's alright, awwwwe I'm sorry for your family too :( I upvoted it anyways :)
A horse walks into a bar,
the bartender asks: "why the long face?"
Since horses can't talk,
the horse stares at the bartender and shits all over the floor.
I love how you comment on highDEAS and change them to be even funnier
little heads up ^, she did. check the tags. and im pretty high, saw this, laughed my ass off, then, the next step naturally, i upvoted. then looked at comments, saw cancer is funny one and bear in bar joke. i laughed. and yes i speak native english. i just choose to speak like this. kinda like on memebase with the trolls and shit. and im really high.
Edit: FUCK!!! a bunch of people posted before me
If you can laugh at one group of people you gotta be able to laugh at them all.
what did the guy say when he walked into the bar.. "ouch.. fucking bar"
"Three men walked into a bar... You'd think the second one would have ducked."
duuude i was hella waiting for a funny punch line then it was all 'awwhhhhh ppoorr horsey :((' lol
I upvoted just cause some guy said "I find cancer funny. Up voted." hahahahahhahahahahaha ahahhahahahaha shit i was taking a hit as i read that...bad idea lol
I thought it was fuckin hilarious!