they'd be all high tech, almost completely frosted white, super thick glass to fit some kind of interactive touch screen computer inside, and apple logo. It would tell you your heart rate while your holding it and measure the volume of smoke you milk. And you can download apps to make the whole thing glow neon colors and shit.

..iBONG. ye or nay?

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Sat, 10/17/2009 - 6:06pm


Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:31pm

great idea. it should be able to play music. hittin the bong with headphones on. i would buy one.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 12:26am
smokelava Says:

yeah but then cover flow would turn on and FUCK everything up.

Tue, 09/21/2010 - 9:02pm
Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:37pm
cloudninee Says:
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 1:38pm
Sun, 04/03/2011 - 5:00am
Tue, 10/18/2011 - 7:46am

To all: if you like the idea of a stoner ibongo, you need to check out the KORG WAVEDRUM. and as a PS the analogue version is better but hard to find (second hand only) and more expensive

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 7:10pm

i make bongs. any computer genius' interested in making this happen, let me know. peace.

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 4:37am

Im sorry but Apple sells over priced products that seem to fail every 6 months or so.
I would NEVER EVER want a bong made by apple. Over priced bong that breaks in 6 months? not worth is to me. Ill stick to roor

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 4:04pm

no man just have a speaker in the base to stand on

Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:17pm
whynot Says:

Shit yeah but nowadays dude it would be made out of aluminum and it would have DRM that would only let you smoke certain weeds with your bong and not tether it to like a hookah. Anyway I own an iphone and I hate that I had to jailbreak it but yes that would be sweet.

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:40pm
bonghead Says:
Sat, 05/08/2010 - 12:33pm

He's like Bruce Banner. When high, Bill Gates turns into Steve Jobs.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:36am
svdvraegeg Says:

Bill gates own most of apple shares... no one person owns apple. fuck i just blew my mind

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 1:39pm
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 4:52pm
g-smokes Says:

if anyone would do it i bet it would be bill gates that fucker just seams like a stoner.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 3:50pm
TheeBobs Says:

Dude, Bill Gates and Steve Jobbs used to be bestfriends, but one day they got high and talked about makin computers, and mp3 players, and shit, and they got mad, and went their seperate ways. Now they see eachother once a year, reluctanly, to have a potsmoking competition to see who gets the rights to the best new product. That's why apple his iPod touch, and microsoft has xbox 360.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:06pm
joe86404 Says:
Sat, 08/13/2011 - 2:50am
kssmwh Says:

that may or may not be true but the image has me LMFAO!!

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 5:12pm
HeyBuddy Says:
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 6:20pm
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 6:45pm
aaacce18 Says:

Yes Mann this is the shit.. you Rock if this could happen!!!

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 7:47pm

bill gates is microsoft, not apple. but an i bong would be great... user friendly

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:18pm

I'd have to say ye to that shit, then find the guy with bong insurance and you've got yourself a deal!

Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:59pm
kiknbak (not verified) Says:
Sun, 10/18/2009 - 3:17pm
bontzman5 Says:

maybe an ivape? the sound of a mac turning on tells you it's ready. you can hook up your ipod to it and listen to music from it. this is actually a good idea.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:38am
svdvraegeg Says:
Thu, 06/27/2013 - 7:28pm

The pax ploom is often called the iPhone of portable vaporizers.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:16pm
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:37pm

hahaha yes and it needs different versions for different hit levels for peeps, like iRip er iBinger.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:47pm
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:50pm
d0cbr0wn Says:

i like the idea of a bong mp3 player fucking genius, but make it so the bong has speakers, and can play music while you smoke. Whoever makes that will become fucking RIIICCCHHH

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:46pm
FLYINGjay Says:
Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:59pm

hahha an like it would have liike a "virus protection" thing like the apple computers have, only it would detect if the dank was laced with crack or anything fucked up like that.

Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:49pm

and you could press a button and the bong goes ice cold!! and built in speakers!

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:29pm
colvindc Says:
Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:02pm

dude your a god for coming up with this

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:12pm

i would pay so much money to have that.

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:41pm
that_guy Says:

nah man bill gates doesnt toke, but steve jobs? hell yeah he does...ibong...paving the way for the next generation.

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 1:38am
Staticroi Says:

That's the shit my grandkids will be smoking out of

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:09am

fuck yeah!!! you could be playing iBong games and smoking with your friends over you iBong camera

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:07am
alyssa_w Says:
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:13am
OhLiver Says:

Steven Jobs is a stoner man, he would definitely make something like that!
I just dont know if he would sell it to other people and there would have to be a bunch of things all over the iBong that say:
"for tabbaco use only" so that he can actually sell them..

If you and a buddy had two of these iBong's and they both had cameras and video and internet, you would be able to sesh with this person at any time ! no more "my parents wont let me out" or "im tired and dont want to walk downstairs". just grab your iBong, sign into iHighChat and stiiir it up!

Sat, 02/19/2011 - 9:23pm
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:12pm
joe86404 Says:

u r getting all p-noid and killing a great idea but at the same time i dont want a cam in my bong that dosent sound good at all

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:02pm
Mohiao Says:

If apple introduced a bong that'd be so awesome. I'm just imagining some white bong with speakers on the side of the chamber. They should call it the iToke! I'd definitely invest in that, or they could make a vaporizer that has an iPod dock on it!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:13pm
joe86404 Says:

now that is what i'm talking about where can i get one

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:46pm
shanaedani Says:
Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:48pm
AJ138 Says:

that would be the shit.

only problem is, only apple-approved weed strains would work in it, and it wouldn't be cross-compatible with weed from other domestic markets.

you'd have to download a plugin to use weed from canada, or mexico, or anywhere that isn't the home market where you bought it =/

and you couldn't use cheaper open-source produced weed.

Mon, 01/03/2011 - 4:34am