Laundry..
While doing my laundry today...I found a message on my shirt tag, the message goes "Dirty laundry keeps women busy." Maybe im the only one, but I laughed so hard when I saw this
Screw guard dogs!
I want a guard monkey! and ill call him Furious George. I think that would be fucking awesome personally.
HypnoHIGHzed
I wonder if you could get hypnotized so you became high forever. Like if the hypnotist person just switched something in your brain to make your body be high. That would be cool...
I get high...
I hate thoes people who look down on me and are all like "I don't need drugs, I get high on life!" I do too I just get high on life while blazed outta my mind. I mean I use to be like that, when I was like 12, but now I say live and let live. Smoke or don't. Just don't try to fuck up my high because your to scared to try it.
Fuck the Columbine Kids
Why did they have to do it on 4/20? Now it's gonna make me all depressed and shit...
great weed
I love the kind of weed where when u come off ur high and ur not tired. And u feel really good and hap
py.
Off Probation
fuck yeah!
so tonight me and my brother got by far the DANKEST club herb from a sick california club.
we smoked a fat blunt with this legendary shit and i had mad cottonmouth.....
i come home and found a gallon of arizona ice that i bought last week.
fuck yeah!
i dont want my last car ride to be in a hurse
please drive me to my funeral in a ferrari.
(ten words)
Skipping Highdeas
Does anyone else ever skip Highdeas because they're so long and you're just too high to deal with reading a long one?
this does not make sense.
I struggle more with opening cigarette packs and cereal boxes than I do with opening child-proofed pill bottles.
Rainbow Bubble Forest
sounds like such a pussy place, but you know you would visit that shit high all the time
Driving a SUBMARINE!!
So, I took my truck out in the rain and it was raining pretty hard and all the water slamming on my windshield made me feel like i was driving a submarine.. wOOaahh
If You Mixed...
butter and "I cant believe its not butter" do you get "I can sort of believe that some of this isnt butter"?
dumbest brand name ever.
but for some reason, Trojan has long been the number one selling condom. am i the only one who learned the story of the Trojan Horse? what happened? that's right, it broke open in the middle of the night and all the soldiers came out; exactly what you DON'T want happening with a condom. don't trust trojan. they're telling you with their name that they're gonna break.
High while reading main page
I was reading the main page and said to myself "I must pass give praise to these ideas" and so I logged in. If you have done the same you know what I mean.
Fuck Snowdays!!!
i mean there good and all but how come we only get outta school when it's shitty?
When do we get a sunshine day? That's what i want.
What the fuck am i thinking
i smoke cigarettes n honestly i dont even know why. I guess i started threw peer pressure n i sold em at school in like the 4th grade lol. I just smoked a fat bowl n usually i smoke a cig after a blaze sesh but not this time. I just broke all my cigarettes n im taking a stand. This will be hard but i will never smoke a cigaette again.
voice in your head?
You can't really "hear" yourself talking in your head, but you can still listen to it.... straight trippin
You "took" weed?
A 14 year old kid I teach guitar to asked me this after I mentioned ripping my bong on a hot summer's eve, and I've never been more riled up. I hate it when clowns say "Doing weed" and shit, it's not like I melted that shit down in a spoon and injected it into my cock.
It's Only Logical
The other day my friend said, "Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave" to which I responded, "Well what else would he be doing?".
Damn Infomercials
So we've all seen infomercials, for a bunch of diffrent products. The one thing they all have in common, is how they make the easiest tasks seem so fucking hard. Like a infomercial for knives, they show someone cutting a tomato, but the knife doesnt cut well and the person squishes the tomato with the flat part of the knife. Also wit bread they show the person squish down the bread with there stupid hand to cut it. We obviously dont have this much trouble doing these things,
Four Score
If you think about it, when Lincoln started by saying "four score..." he was saying 4 20's.
TWO person showerhead!
Ever taken a shower with someone ..you know..to save water ;) and realize that if one of you is in the water, then the other is not. No one likes being chilly in the shower. I hereby declare the HIGHDEA of -the 2 person showerhead-, with two heads, so you both can be in the water. We can call it, the siamese showerhead.
/man, thats good shit\
i wish....
there was a strain of weed that was unscented. dont get me wrong i love the smell of weed, but i live in dorms and cant blaze in them. i wish i could get a sack of chronic non smelly weed. it would be the shit.
i will achieve greatness!
i vow , on this very stoned night , that i will become highdeas friends with all of you.
and so begins this epic journey...
