i never understood why fingers are called fingers.
do they fing?
what is finging?
am i the only one who's head hurts when they think of fingers?

Ok, so what if one day, you decide to eat yourself. You start with your arm, then your shoulder, and then your ribcage. You then want to eat your stomach. So, when you eat your stomach, where does it go?

I hate having to say "double u"

that is waaay too many syllables for a single letter.

...the letter "X" defined the Nineties.

Think about it.

-Generation X
-Rise of eXtreme sports and the first X Games
-The X-Files
-Ecstasy
-Spike Lee's "Malcolm X"
-renewed interested in Percival Lowell's theoretical "Planet X"

I'm sure there are more examples. Feel free to post them in the comments and I will amend my list.

Patron: One fish?
Waiter: Two Fish
Patron: Red fish?
Waiter: Blue fish
Patron: This waiter fucking sucks.

is it just me, or do ipods standard earbuds NOT fit in ANYBODYS ear??? I walk around campus with mine in, and they fall out with the slightest wind or nudge. And i always feel like people look at me and laugh a little inside when that happens. Am I the only one who finds that mildly embarassing with no idea as to why????

Alright so I'm watching WWII In HD on tv, and i was thinking, that while yes, all the footage they show is cool and has lots of explosions, but what about the rest of the footage? I mean each clip must come from hours of footage they don't show, I think it'd be badass to watch the rest of the footage. It'd be the closest we could get to actually being there. Watching them walking in fields and getting attacked or sitting on a ship at sea watching an island get blown to hell for 20 minutes. Ya....just a thought....

when your stoned and you drop somethin, like the lighter or your phone, it always bounces way farther than you think it could, thus taking way longer to find. i feel like that happens to me a lot, you?

not that long ago i forgot my bong at a friends house and i was home and felt like having a b-ripe so i had a bowl from my pipe to get me high cuz i think better high, i then search my house for things to make a bong with so i ended up using a Ghetto Juice bottle (I dont no if you no what Ghetto Juice is it just this really cheap juice that people where im from use as mix ) so as a stem in my bong i used the end of a garden house and as a bowl i burnt a hole in a pop bottle cap fit a screen into it and cover the plastic with tin foil, worked great i b-Tripped for hours
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you know those pictures of penguins that you see when thousands of them just bunch together in a giant orgy like clump for warmth? Im I the only one who wants to be super baked and go stand/snuggle right in the middle of all of them so that i can feel like im being hugged by thousands of fluffy penguins at once? and maby throw a chubby little asian in there too there fun to poke.