I'd like to put in my vote that the phrase "too high" should be largely frowned upon by all stoners. You can never be too high.

I was once so high that i was in bed with my girlfriend of the time and was kinda movin my knee side to side and because of it i ACTUALLY THOUGHT that the room was actually rockin side to side instead and i felt as if the gravity of the room shifting was what was makin my leg move side to side. and even THEN i wasnt too high. no such thing

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Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:16am
JudahPunk Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:19am

I was so high once, i tripped outside and screamed "someone grab me, i can see the edge of the earth'

 
 
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:27pm
baiaotou Says:
 
 
Fri, 04/15/2011 - 10:08am
SorD_ Says:

I wuz so high once that I started playing battlefield 2 (amazing graphics) nd I actually thought that I wuz the guy in the game so I didn't move much cuz I thought I wuz going to die hahahaha

 
 
Wed, 07/06/2011 - 10:45pm

Passing out in gas stations isn't fun

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 3:24pm

You just haven't gotten that high then. There is a point when you get too high to do basic shit, and all you want to do is pass out. You do know the moment right before you fall asleep is the moment you are actually the peak of your high.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:08pm

I wouldn't consider that "too high" and it depends on the strain; you don't need to pass out after smoking a lot of good sativa. The peak of your high is a few minutes after you smoke, and has nothing to do when when you decide to fall asleep.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:37pm
dimon114 Says:

They should put this argument in the dictionary....next to the word PUUUNAGE!
I was gonna put that dumbass in place w/ same facts but I saw u neat me to it

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 7:13pm

You never got soo high you just ended up passing out? Yea with one of those highs you are the highest right before you pass out. Proven fact buddy. Look it up.

 
 
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 2:07am

Haha how would I look that up? Link me to it. That makes no sense. The amount of THC that reaches your bloodstream determines how high you get. I get high in ORDER to pass out, frequently, but if it's some good sativa, the first 30 minutes of my high are like WOOOO NEVER MIND ABOUT PASSING OUT!! and then it slowly wears off.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:21pm
HappyChild Says:

I think it depends on the situation. Like, if I run into my Mom, yep, too high.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:33pm
.sea.legs. Says:
 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:25pm

man, too high is completely acceptable. i love smokin as much as the next guy but i fucking hate getting too high. too high as in contemplating the concept of death literrally sends me into a scary mindset for a couple minutes. thats not fun man.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:32pm

Yeah, especially when you take one to many hits from a bong, and then you realize after blowing out your monster hit...," Fuck im waaay to high."

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:29pm
bushkush Says:

true i like your idea, i thought of that before as well. Id like to add that you never should use vi seen.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:34pm

I felt like I was glued to my chair once. Couldn't move for a good hour and didnt talk. Too high?

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 6:57pm
wtfpixie Says:

guys..no there is a fuckin point where your too high...fuckin shit i was eating chocolate this one time super blazed outta my mind....i got the chocolate all over my hands and face not knowing what to do with myself, i was just there laying on the bed and i started seeing blue jays flying above me circling my face....and literally i was all like "heh *giggle* blue jays....where's my chocolate?" and my friends started thinking "wtf? bitch your crazy..." yeah there is a point where you're too high....

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 7:19pm

I was so high i passed out on my front lawn...

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 8:35pm

so high i freaked out when i fell of a cliff playing fallout 3. i screamed and dropped the controller. nearly had a hear attack. smoked more weed and went outside, i was ok.

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:35pm

yes i agree but there is "too high to......(do something)"

 
 
Sun, 07/17/2011 - 10:03pm

i think people confuse being too high with being in a bad situation to be high in, for example, a kid having a sit down conversation with his parents while high will claim to have been too high, while a kid sitting in his basement eating chips and playing mario kart and listening to pink floyd even higher will just say he was stoned. it all depends on the situation, am i making sense here?

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 12:35am

i was so high once i was playing gta4 and i thought some one on the mic was reading my mind but he was actually talking to his friend who was next to him

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:30am

ok i have a story that can disprove your point that you can't be too high. I've only been too high once, and it was frightening. I took a very strong edible on thanksgiving so i could have mad munchies for thanksgiving dinner. I ate it in the afternoon and the edible hit me in 10 minutes and i already started to climb. An hour later i was extremely eating lunch with my mom and my brother and each action that i made required a million different thoughts. Another hour later, after i somehow made it through lunch without going insane, i was on my computer looking at facebook. it was then that i started to look at my profile and started to think that i didnt exist at all, even though i was attempting to have a conversation with my brother, who was wearing a super trippy hat for some reason. After thinking so hard for so long, my head began to spin, so i rushed to the bathroom and ended up throwing up in my sink. After that i went to bed and missed my thanksgiving dinner.

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:30am
 
 
Thu, 07/28/2011 - 2:10am

Depends on the situation, too high for what? Cool story though...I'm jealous of your ability to purchase "edibles" haha

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:27am

hey now..there are some situations when i feel its acceptable to pass a bowl up...like if your driving around any time from 12am to 6am...i like to be somewhat straight cus thats when the 5-0 is on the prowl..and they know my car..jus sayin...but my buddies with me...they can blaze..im just drivin ya feel me?

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 11:40am
lootpack Says:

well this is arguable, even tho being too high is not a good thing, i once was so high that in the middle of smokeing i just passed out like straight up just collapsed on the floor when i was standing up, and i didnt wake up till the next morning. i think that might be clasified as too high

 
 
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:57pm
Lance9009 Says:

Has anyone else ever been so high that they feel like there legs are running at a billion mph but they're sitting down? Me and my brother were smoking a huge bowl, (out a fuckin can cause we couldn't find our pipe) but then my brother said he didn't wanna smoke anymore and half was still in the bowl. So then i stare at him and say fuck it so i smoke again but i need to sit down, but i can't let my room smell like smoke so we were blowing it out the window and holding the can near the window, so i sit down in the middle of my room and i say fuck it and keep smoking blowing it out in the middle of my room and my legs feel like they're moving but i couldn't tell if i was moving them or not so i check and they're sitting still but as i'm staring at them laughing my legs still felt like they were moving.

 
 
Mon, 04/08/2013 - 11:19pm

ive been that point which is considered "too high" and its a major buzz kill to be stupid high were you feel as if you lost control and you just wanna go to sleep too wake up mildly high tomorrow